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I was once asked by Jeremy Paxman what is it about celebrity and said that people these days seem to think a celebrity is someone who has escaped the constraints of ordinary people: that they don't have the same kind of problems, almost as if they're classical gods.


Justin Cartwright

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WILLIAM CARTWRIGHT My shadow in my art is one way I trace who I was and where I have been. My shadow and I have been on...
ANGELA CARTWRIGHT You can lead a team in a lot of different ways. It can be talking to somebody who is down or, during...
BILL CARTWRIGHT I remember when I was in college, people told me I couldn't play in the NBA. There's always ...
BILL CARTWRIGHT By Woden, God of Saxons,
From whence comes Wensday, that is Wodensday,
Truth is a thing th...
WILLIAM CARTWRIGHT