I know it's a cliche, but the whole family is just whacked. I mean, we're all out of our min...
DANA CARVEY There's always been a confusion about my sensibility. 'Is he kind of edgy, or is he Carol Bu...
DANA CARVEY I enjoy pushing my characters to the limit. No matter how far out there I go, I look for things that...
DANA CARVEY I've never really worked on them. Just once in a while one hits me and makes me laugh. My Al Gor...
DANA CARVEY I recently found out about this other super movie star. He only works from about 11:00 to 4:00, so a...
DANA CARVEY I think the Brexit vote in Great Britain informing this populist movement of nationalism is kind of ...
DANA CARVEY I used to sneak up to the 8th floor and watch Eddie Murphy and Joe Piscopo rehearsing 'Saturday ...
DANA CARVEY I got lucky. I won the San Francisco Stand-Up Comedy Competition in 1977 while I was still at San Fr...
DANA CARVEY While many comics have a secret persona, I fundamentally want to be myself.
DANA CARVEY I have this dream life where I get to be a celebrity but I get to navigate the world fairly easily b...
DANA CARVEY I had written in another draft a completely different kind of fight, but they said they couldn't...
DANA CARVEY There was no Groundlings or Upright Citizens Brigade where I was from. Looking back on it, I was try...
DANA CARVEY I don't find biology as interesting as politics and humanism. I talk more about existential stuf...
DANA CARVEY The kind of money that show business will pay you, unless you need to have shoes made of diamonds, y...
DANA CARVEY Definitely for me, my personality, having children was a definite sea change. I found it very, very ...
DANA CARVEY I tried to go out for theater or theater arts, but I was too scared or too intimidated. But I had a ...
DANA CARVEY I'm thirty years old, but I read at the thirty-four-year-old level.
DANA CARVEY Monty Python never directly said, 'We're liberals' - they just did their sketches, and y...
DANA CARVEY I have no regrets. I wanted to raise the kids and be a present father. When I developed a movie, I w...
DANA CARVEY I have a theory that if you're famous more years than you're not famous, then you get a litt...
DANA CARVEY I think there's a big price to pay for consciousness, knowing that it's all going to end and...
DANA CARVEY Well, I loved variety in television, I loved sketch comedy. At 'Saturday Night Live,' I stay...
DANA CARVEY I think free speech is probably the coolest thing we have in this country, and again, you can label ...
DANA CARVEY I pretty much try to stay in a constant state of confusion just because of the expression it leaves ...
DANA CARVEY The two things that can hurt you are if you need money or if you need fame. Those are the things tha...
DANA CARVEY After years of begging, I got my parents to get me a little Craig tape recorder, a reel to reel. The...
DANA CARVEY We didn't even think about it, you know? I used to collect laser discs, and you'd have some ...
DANA CARVEY I'm thirty years old, but I read at the thirty-four-year-old level.
DANA CARVEY I remember doing a comedy show with Jim Carrey once, and he was out there with his foot behind his n...
DANA CARVEY That's why modern corporate movie making has become so laborious that comedians are kind of kick...
DANA CARVEY I did a sitcom with Desi Arnaz Jr. in a pilot called 'Whacked Out.' We were bombing, and Luc...
DANA CARVEY I grew up middle class - my dad was a high school teacher; there were five kids in our family. We al...
DANA CARVEY Please, O ye Lord, keep Jim Bakker behind bars.
DANA CARVEY I love my son.
DANA CARVEY Hi, this is Larry Ellison,
DANA CARVEY He can't tell you, but he didn't hurt anyone,
DANA CARVEY Does this SAP [pronounced 'sap,' of course] think it's safe?
DANA CARVEY I wasn't very good as a puppet. A lot of times in a movie, you need a really good puppeteer: you...
DANA CARVEY I'm more of a people pleaser.
DANA CARVEY Now we're here in 2009. My boys are 16 and 18, one's going to USC film school, and the other...
DANA CARVEY In maybe 1963, we had 'Collier's Encyclopedia,' and they sent us their yearly LP. I hear...
DANA CARVEY Describing comic sensibility is near impossible. It's sort of an abstract silliness, that someti...
DANA CARVEY My fate is very precarious, ... I don't want the show to suffer because I may not be able to come ba...
DANA CARVEY I'm from the old school - you go where the power is, and you try to make fun of it. When it beco...
DANA CARVEY I always grew up with, 'Question authority.'
DANA CARVEY Every celebrity in the world, if their movie bombs or whatever, they hold their kid up on a magazine...
DANA CARVEY You just have to be very humble if America has really worked for you like it has for me. Most of my ...
DANA CARVEY If you just kind of live a regular life and make good 'Hollywood' money, you have a certain ...
DANA CARVEY I really enjoy being a dad, and maybe I took it too seriously, but I love being around my kids.
DANA CARVEY I always tend to think of all of my shows as possibly my last show. I'm like a junior Springstee...
DANA CARVEY I'm a real people-pleaser.
DANA CARVEY I did a lot of ridiculous television. Between 1980 and '85 I had no confidence, so I did everyth...
DANA CARVEY I never read the tabloids.
DANA CARVEY I had auditioned for 'Saturday Night Live' two or three times before and never really saw my...
DANA CARVEY When people come to see my stand-up, they get a chance to see my characters interact with each other...
DANA CARVEY This movie will actually increase the sex life of parents everywhere because they can put this on, w...
DANA CARVEY I couldn't do any of my other characters, you know? But I could have done the lady. Church Lady&...
DANA CARVEY We are all one.
DANA PETROVIC When I feel like my body is exhausted, I focus on making my fifth Olympic team so I can push through...
DANA TORRES It's very difficult for my body to recover after workouts now that I'm older, so we have to ...
DANA TORRES I can't dance.
DANA TORRES I'm so freaking competitive it's unbelievable.
DANA TORRES As for swimming, I'm now in the pool 5 days a week from 8 to 10 a.m. And I'm in the gym for ...
DANA TORRES I get out of the pool after a workout and look on my BlackBerry to see if the nanny called and to ma...
DANA TORRES I feel like I have so many middle-aged women who look up to me.
DANA TORRES Unless you are Stephen King, a book signing is attended by maybe 40 or 50 people.
DANA STABENOW I would be ecstatic if the very first writer to step foot in a Storyknife cabin was an Alaska Native...
DANA STABENOW I don't know how many people there are with a million dollars who are inclined to give it to a w...
DANA STABENOW The first thing my writing ever earned me wasn't an advance on a book; it wasn't a fee for a...
DANA STABENOW My stories are Alaska stories, and they need to be told in Alaska. Evergreen Films is located in Ala...
DANA STABENOW I've been approached in the past to option my stories for television, but prior to Evergreen, th...
DANA STABENOW All roads lead to Wall Street, but we feel the effects of Wall Street on every street corner. Certai...
DANA SPIOTTA I like the challenge of creating a world with only sentences.
DANA SPIOTTA Getting an audience requires luck as well as talent. Some artists are private and shy. It costs them...
DANA SPIOTTA I try to write about how we live today, how we use language, technology, our bodies.
DANA SPIOTTA It takes a long time to write a novel when you have to keep interrupting your work to earn money.
DANA SPIOTTA I like to buy books for the kids in my family. I guess that's why they call me the 'mean'...
DANA SPIOTTA Yes, I did try acting when I was in high school and I was terrible at it. So I definitely have had t...
DANA SPIOTTA The novel is about, for me, sustained and organized looking. I do think that people have a hunger fo...
DANA SPIOTTA That was one of the reasons I became a writer - I never really had that many friends. I would read a...
DANA SPIOTTA There's lots of things that can't make it in the world that are worth making. There are lots...
DANA SPIOTTA I have to say that movies have as much impact on me as music. And that I learned as much about narra...
DANA SPIOTTA People think it's suspect and self-indulgent to make art, and I don't think that's true....
DANA SPIOTTA I think it's harder than ever to be an artist. I think that you end up, especially as a middle-a...
DANA SPIOTTA I locate a great deal of the power of Occupy Wall Street in the name itself, 'Occupy Wall Street...
DANA SPIOTTA A good novel should be deeply unsettling - its satisfactions should come from its authenticity and i...
DANA SPIOTTA My husband is a musician. He cooks and he's a chef but he also, he makes basement recordings. So...
DANA SPIOTTA I don't have a lot of skills, but one thing I can do is, I can compartmentalize. I can make that...
DANA SPIOTTA The idea that you can live off the grid and just do your own thing is a very American idea - that yo...
DANA SPIOTTA Although a great restaurant experience must include great food, a bad restaurant experience can be a...
DANA SPIOTTA I am a great procrastinator. When the writing is going really well, the laundry piles up.
DANA SPIOTTA Memory is not particularly linear - it is associative, repetitive, subjective and porous. But the wr...
DANA SPIOTTA Your memories from your early childhood seem to have such purchase on your emotions. They are so con...
DANA SPIOTTA I just find 'Scooby-Doo' unwatchable. I can't stand it. I like all those other Hanna-Bar...
DANA SNYDER I know, logically, about the fact that there are fans of my work in America, but it's hard for t...
DANA SNYDER I know a lot about Jewish comedians.
DANA SNYDER My primary interest has always been about exploring the human psyche and humanity.
DANA SNYDER I love being a part of Aqua Teen.
DANA SNYDER The Highlander was a documentary, and events happened in real time.
DANA SNYDER I was not put on this earth to listen to meat!
DANA SNYDER I graduated from the University of Whatever.
DANA SNYDER I'm greedy, and I have a house to pay for and a wife. She has a job of her own, but I bleed her ...
DANA SNYDER The only rule is there's only one rule: no rules.
DANA SNYDER That's when I feel really excited about a painting. When it starts to feel real, when it feels l...
DANA SCHUTZ I just saw a clip of Maria Bamford. She has a comedy show that was filmed and performed from her bed...
DANA SCHUTZ I think that's just part of how it is with making art. Sometimes you're just flooded with id...
DANA SCHUTZ There are a lot of artists in Gowanus, and certain things come into your visual vocabulary from livi...
DANA SCHUTZ I like the feeling of not knowing where to look when you are only performing for one person or watch...
DANA SCHUTZ I often use hypothetical situations to generate information and imagery for paintings and to create ...
DANA SCHUTZ The distinction between reality and fiction in America seems like it is becoming really blurry. With...
DANA SCHUTZ I'm mostly drawn to narratives that are difficult for me to visualize.
DANA SCHUTZ Unless we provide consequences for activities and actions that are wrong, we are not going to get an...
DANA ROHRABACHER Our State Department is often wrong and timid.
DANA ROHRABACHER Our marine terminals are invaluable commerce infrastructure, not only to our country but also for th...
DANA ROHRABACHER January 30th will be a historic day for the Middle East and the world. The Iraqi people will take th...
DANA ROHRABACHER In the meantime, we see there are charities that spend much of their scarce resources that should be...
DANA ROHRABACHER If al Qaeda or any other enemy of our country manages to create a situation or explode a bomb or mur...
DANA ROHRABACHER I agree with my colleagues, even the one who just preceded me, that marijuana is probably a dangerou...
DANA ROHRABACHER During my 8 years as chairman, I had the privilege to peer into the future to see dynamic citizen as...
DANA ROHRABACHER Clearly, children's charities struggle to find private sources of money to sustain their benevol...
DANA ROHRABACHER But also, the guest workers program, it's quite often misused, meaning people could come in as p...
DANA ROHRABACHER And let us be frank, the security threats that emanate from our ports come from foreign cargo.
DANA ROHRABACHER If we want more trade in the world, we should establish bilateral trade agreements with other democr...
DANA ROHRABACHER I support this war on terror and the war on radical Islam.
DANA ROHRABACHER Businesses should no longer be allowed to depress wages by hiring illegal labor and then falsely cla...
DANA ROHRABACHER Well, my constituents are happy that the Republican Party has finally gotten off its duff, seeing th...
DANA ROHRABACHER Too often in our communities many families have not even been aware that certain charities exist; an...
DANA ROHRABACHER Next door to Ethiopia spreading out along the strategic Red Sea coastline is Eritrea, a relatively n...
DANA ROHRABACHER In my district, the ports of Long Beach and Los Angeles handle approximately 44 percent of all of th...
DANA ROHRABACHER American POWs from the last Iraq war, who were held prisoner and tortured by Iraq, are now being pre...
DANA ROHRABACHER And, of course, in the Philippines there were so many thousands of Americans that were captured by t...
DANA ROHRABACHER Transferring our sovereignty and decisionmaking power to the WTO, to the United Nations, or any othe...
DANA ROHRABACHER I rise in support of the separation of powers as established by our Founding Fathers in the Constitu...
DANA ROHRABACHER There are many drugs that have many serious side effects and that are harmful to people. Marijuana i...
DANA ROHRABACHER As a beat reporter covering the CIA and intelligence world after the terrorist attacks of 2001, I co...
DANA PRIEST The Army confronted racial integration when it was still unpopular in society. It has been strugglin...
DANA PRIEST My goal, as always, is simply to inform the public about an issue that is nearly impossible for them...
DANA PRIEST When the Transportation Security Administration adopted body scanners at airports, activists wrote t...
DANA PRIEST I have been sober for the longest time. Oh, it's over a decade now. No joke.
DANA PLATO Nobody knows what a woman feels or experiences but another woman. We are the nurturers and there are...
DANA PLATO I'm learning to play by the rules. I sort of hate to think of it that way, but that's how it...
DANA PLATO People have an awful lot of problems that society has put on them and a lot to work through because ...
DANA PLATO I've got to be honest, there's no pleasure when you're working.
DANA PLATO I'm open-minded. I don't consider myself gay or hetero, I just am. I've had experiences ...
DANA PLATO I'm okay in my skin, you know... I'm okay with who I am.
DANA PLATO I'd hopefully work through all my issues with men first so then I'd be okay being with a wom...
DANA PLATO If it feels right and I'm not going against any energy in myself or the situation, there would b...
DANA PLATO I wanted this to have as wide an audience as possible. I didn't want to get an X rating, because...
DANA PLATO All that money stuff was so strange; all it ever meant to me was freedom from worry. I'm happier...
DANA PLATO I like to go with the energy because when you ignore it that's when you start doing things wrong...
DANA PLATO I think the whole nerves thing comes into play when we worry about what other people and society wil...
DANA PLATO In my opinion it's not about gay or straight or bi, we're attracted to spirits, whatever bod...
DANA PLATO Growing up, all I did was work and vacation, but I loved it, no one pushed me into anything. The thi...
DANA PLATO I've learned through experience that life is never that bad. The secret is just paying attention...
DANA PLATO I'm tired of defending my character. I am what I am.
DANA PLATO I have been a Republican, and I've worked in Republican circles for so long, and I know that the...
DANA PERINO Being a conservative has given me clarity; it's given me freedom - my mind is free; therefore, m...
DANA PERINO Commanders-in-chief make really tough decisions.
DANA PERINO At some point, you're going to have to be willing to take a punch for your team. If your employe...
DANA PERINO I love road trips. If you haven't been on one in a while, it's time to put a trip on your ca...
DANA PERINO I feel like there should be a statute of limitations on scoring political points on the tragedy that...
DANA PERINO Never refuse a breath mint - you don't know why it's being offered.
DANA PERINO My great-grandmother lived to be 100 years old, so I got to know her. She always sent us birthday ca...
DANA PERINO I understood early on that the freedom of America is what made our way of life possible and that we ...
DANA PERINO Young people really want you to give them a road map, and they will follow it to a tee. If you tell ...
DANA PERINO One of the best ways to deal with the peer pressure of the 'Fear of Missing Out' is to opt-o...
DANA PERINO The life my grandparents had was thoroughly American. They built a small ranch into a huge operation...
DANA PERINO We are so blessed to be here in America. We have freedom and opportunity unlike anywhere else in the...
DANA PERINO Conservatism by its very nature is compassionate.
DANA PERINO Once you break someone of the habit of up-talking, they can start to see immediate improvement in th...
DANA PERINO I don't know if people are born with a worldview or if their thinking is a product of their envi...
DANA PERINO Inauguration Day is like two ships passing in the night: the new staff moving in while the other wal...
DANA PERINO Civility is a choice.
DANA PERINO I think a lot of women, especially ones that want to achieve career goals, tend to worry. I don'...
DANA PERINO A lot of people think that public speaking means that you are standing at a podium giving a speech, ...
DANA PERINO One time, on Marine One, the president asked me my opinion. I had a flashback to being at the kitche...
DANA PERINO Good governance, safety, a chance to grow economically and professionally - those are important thin...
DANA PERINO I get a choice every time I have to open my mouth: that it can be with civility and dignity and grac...
DANA PERINO Sarcasm is like cheap wine - it leaves a terrible aftertaste.
DANA PERINO It's my dream, my goal to be good at Olympics, anywhere they are in the world.
DANA HUSSEIN Despite all these obstacles and bad security situation, I have the energy and the resolve to train, ...
DANA HUSSEIN I need one psychological expert to help me concentrate.
DANA HUSSEIN If I leave this sport, I think life will stop.
DANA HUSSEIN Life must continue, even with the security situation so bad, because I have ambitions. I love this s...
DANA HUSSEIN As long as I have ambition, maybe I can achieve something for my country.
DANA HUSSEIN I'm very ambitious, despite all the challenges I face in the streets.
DANA HUSSEIN Sports can unify the Iraqi people - no Sunnis, no Shiites, just sport for the country.
DANA HUSSEIN To be able to live and train in Iraq under these circumstances you need to be brave.
DANA HUSSEIN I'd be nervous about skiing, wondering what I'd do if I felt shaky on top of a mountain; but...
DANA HILL Now that I'm more mature, in a funny way, I can even appreciate that I've bad to become more...
DANA HILL I had to start being aware of what I ate, what I'm planning to eat and take my twice-daily medic...
DANA HILL My mother keeps things in perspective for me. She makes me realize that the acting I do and love is ...
DANA HILL I'm a lot luckier than most people, although I used to look at it the other way around-that so m...
DANA HILL I'm a normal teen-ager except for my size.
DANA HILL I know all the critics.
DANA HILL I used the diabetes as my weapon. Of course, I was only hurting myself and making myself sicker, but...
DANA HILL I love TV. I know all the theme songs from the shows I watch. I'm not one of those who'd rat...
DANA HILL People are never quiet. It's go, go, go. I'm a go-getter, but you need rest and silence, jus...
DANA HILL I like school very much, and I'll go to college if my career slows down. But kids go to college ...
DANA HILL Food as a hobby used to be an elite pastime, and it has become something that is totally ordinary fo...
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