I was never invited to the White House. They invited that Olympic Russian gymnast - that little Communist, Olga Korbut.

Although I wasn't invited to shake hands with Hitler, I wasn't invited to the White House to shake hands with the President either.

Although I wasn't invited to shake hands with Hitler, I wasn't invited to the White House to shake hands with the President either.

The White House is the finest prison in the world.

The White House has a secular, humanistic agenda.

There's nothing like white trash at the White House.