I was just the youngest in the family, and most in desperate need of attention.

Don't compare yourself with someone else's version of happy or thin. Accepting yourself burns the most calories.

I am conversational - I just like to engage and talk about things.

Being in therapy is great. I spend an hour just talking about myself. It's kinda like being the guy on a date.

Hello? Three words: Benicio Del Toro, which, incidentally, is Spanish for 'he wants me.' It is just ridiculous how hot he is. I feel the same way about Benicio as I did when I was a kid lusting after David Cassidy.

I guess I feel like somebody flipped a switch, and the whole world is in Technicolor now.