I was in bed, and I got the script and I was reading it, and I said, 'Man, this is really good, there's no way I'll get hired for this!'

Standing in public in other people's clothes, pretending to be someone else. It's a strange way for a grown man to make a living.

Whether it is fun to go to bed with a good book depends a great deal on who's reading it.

The president is getting out of bed, reading the newspapers and eating well. He is in a good mood and wanting to return home. His condition is not life-threatening.

Every man I knew went to bed with Gilda... and woke up with me.

A master of a house, as I have read, must be the first man up and the last in bed