I was getting my kids ready for school, and she was on the WAN morning news.

We are going to contend, I just know we are, the kids are so excited. And this school has never won a conference title in baseball.

In our school, which has been turned into an overflow for the Aitape hospital, there are three little kids in particular who, when you ask them who's looking after them... they say there is nobody.

From the get-go, this was to be a very, very tamed-down show.

It's all glitz, glamour and sequins. It's not Sunset Strip sleazy here.

We're going to look like we're guilty of something when it's just comedians and vaudeville dancing.