I was dyslexic - was, still am - 'cause I would see words that weren't there. And people just started laughing, and I thought, well, this is a good way to make a living. I'll just go downtown to read and have people laugh, you know?

I started when I was in college because I was shy and thought it would be a good way to break out of that.

I'm just not into happy-clappy pop. Unless it's happy-clappy pop in a good way.

As a kid I was short and only weighed 95 pounds. And though I was active in a lot of Sports and got along with most of the guys, I think I used comedy as a defense mechanism. You know making someone laugh is a much better way to solve a problem than by using your fists.

It's good as an artist to always remember to see things in a new, weird way.

It's cool to be different and just be who you are and shock people in a good way.