I was born on Mather Air Force Base near Sacramento, but we moved around a lot.

A terrorist is someone who has a bomb, but doesn't have an air force.

The power of an air force is terrific when there is nothing to oppose it.

When I was commissioned in the Air Force, I was committed to the institution for a career.

I spent one semester in Air Force ROTC, as I wanted to be a pilot.

I was in the Air Force and was a boom operator (in-flight refueling). I got my comedy start in the Air Force.