When I was in sixth grade there was a talent show, and I wrote my first sketch, 'The Dentist....
TREY PARKER My dad was just a big Joseph Campbell nut.
TREY PARKER When you were a teenager in Colorado, the way to be a punk rocker was to rip on Reagan and Bush and ...
TREY PARKER Even if you're not Christian, just from being in our culture you know Jesus and resurrection and...
TREY PARKER Saying goodbye doesn't mean anything. It's the time we spent together that matters, not how ...
TREY PARKER So we're considering doing a new Christmas album, because there's been Christmas episodes si...
TREY PARKER When you're watching 'Armageddon,' and the Aerosmith song starts... Super funny.
TREY PARKER Bargaining makes you come up with the best ideas.
TREY PARKER If we have a great idea, we'll go, 'Oh, this could be a cool movie.' Or really for us, i...
TREY PARKER If you're famous, you suck, just for being famous. People in England totally get that; Americans...
TREY PARKER It's not like we have a formula, but I think one of the reasons this show has survived is that i...
TREY PARKER Out of all the ridiculous religion stories - which are greatly, wonderfully ridiculous - the sillies...
TREY PARKER People have a lot of different beliefs, and at the end of the day, we all have deeply held beliefs t...
TREY PARKER My favorite musical? I don't. It changes all the time. I'm just a diehard, I'm totally o...
TREY PARKER Saying goodbye doesn't mean anything. It's the time we spent together that matters, not how we left ...
TREY PARKER When I was a kid, to me, the Evergreen Players were the big time.
TREY PARKER How many times have you been watching an episode of 'South Park' and thought, 'I'd l...
TREY PARKER We ended up adding all these dimensions to Butters that I think were really great. He's always the k...
TREY PARKER In terms of the creative side of it, it's really been a thing where you come up with the funny s...
TREY PARKER You can't make experimental work by copying past work.
TREY PARKER You don't need missionaries in Colorado; you got Colorado.
TREY PARKER Like anything important, anything you need people to hear - you've got to have music for it. You...
TREY PARKER A lot of people don't realize this, but probably the one person that gets made fun of in 'So...
TREY PARKER I see Santa Claus and Joseph Smith and Luke Skywalker as the same person.
TREY PARKER I've never met a Mormon I didn't like. They're really nice people. They're so Disney...
TREY PARKER I was like, 'We're going to get nominated for an Academy Award for this.' I really was, ... I even t...
TREY PARKER That was a misconception among a lot of people - that Mormons are polygamist. No, they're not. I...
TREY PARKER If you ever go to Temple Square in Salt Lake City, if you stay there long enough, you'll see a h...
TREY PARKER I find Mormons adorable.
TREY PARKER My first serious girlfriend, when I was 16, was Mormon. I went to her house for 'family home eve...
TREY PARKER And that's why we don't have a chance to actually win, ... People don't realize (that) it's a differ...
TREY PARKER None of the shows we've done in the last two or three seasons could have been shown on air back in 1...
TREY PARKER We're not ashamed of our bodies, ... This event is the most important thing in the world.
TREY PARKER [Seven years ago, the pair says they submitted a film to Sundance and didn't even get a rejection le...
TREY PARKER It used to reflect a budget. Now 'independent film' means anything under $10 million. That's what pe...
TREY PARKER It's ... just going to be a total trip, and I'm just going to enjoy it, ... Because I'm sure I'll ne...
TREY PARKER We thought he could pull it off and he would get it, and not cheese it up too much,
TREY PARKER We tried to stay true to the Thunderbirds. We don't use any computers in this movie, it's all painfu...
TREY PARKER Sometimes what's right isn't as important as what's profitable.
TREY PARKER Careful?! Was my mother careful when she stabbed me in the heart with a coat hanger while I was stil...
TREY PARKER I think people that have a brother or sister don't realize how lucky they are. Sure, they fight a lo...
TREY PARKER We ended up adding all these dimensions to Butters that I think were really great, ... He's always t...
TREY PARKER We created a brand for ourselves, so that now people can't get mad at what we do, because then they'...
TREY PARKER Heck no,
TREY PARKER Tarzan.
TREY PARKER I was always a very happy, optimistic person.
TREY PARKER I hate puppets so much.
TREY PARKER Hollywood views regular people as children, and they think they're the smart ones who need to te...
TREY PARKER Sean Penn's really the only one stupid enough to put anything down on paper.
TREY PARKER I spend shockingly little time thinking about real-world stuff.
TREY PARKER What we're always looking for is weird social issues and weird connections to make. Luckily for ...
TREY PARKER You know that everyone thinks that in order to do South Park we must be wild, crazy, rock and roll s...
TREY PARKER We made this really dumb decision to put on the cover nothing from South Park but just a real life p...
TREY PARKER It was exactly the same on the South Park movie really too. There's lots of violence in that too...
TREY PARKER If somebody actually came to me and said, 'O.K., this is it: write your last 'South Park'...
TREY PARKER It's been a fascinating thing because we didn't really know how to write when we started Sou...
TREY PARKER No, writing musicals is the hardest thing in the world. And it was really funny, because I remember ...
TREY PARKER It's funny because I think a lot of it is simply... We've never considered ourselves satiris...
TREY PARKER There is nothing we can't do. So it's just the fact that we're doing topics like that th...
TREY PARKER The basis of all reasoning is the mind's awareness of itself. What we think, the external objects we...
TREY PARKER I think people that have a brother or sister don't realize how lucky they are. Sure, they fight a lo...
TREY PARKER AND MATT STONE Family isn't about whose blood you have. It's about who you care about.
TREY PARKER AND MATT STONE The truth is, marijuana probably isn't going to make you kill people. Most likely isn't going to fun...
TREY PARKER AND MATT STONE I just realized that there's going to be a lot of painful times in life, so I better learn to deal w...
TREY PARKER AND MATT STONE I've learned that all a person has in life is family and friends. If you lose those, you have nothin...
TREY PARKER AND MATT STONE Saying goodbye doesn't mean anything. It's the time we spent together that matters, not how we left ...
TREY PARKER AND MATT STONE I love life...Yeah, I'm sad, but at the same time, I'm really happy that something could make me fee...
TREY PARKER AND MATT STONE Sometimes what's right isn't as important as what's profitable.
TREY PARKER AND MATT STONE Living is having ups and downs and sharing them with friends.
TREY PARKER AND MATT STONE The best way to try to motivate somebody is by being direct with them. To be honest with them. Lies ...
TREY PARKER AND MATT STONE You know, I think that if parents would spend less time worrying about what their kids watch on TV a...
TREY PARKER AND MATT STONE I think that parents only get so offended by television because they rely on it as a babysitter and ...
TREY PARKER AND MATT STONE Love isn't a decision. It's a feeling. If we could decide who we loved, it would be much simpler, bu...
TREY PARKER AND MATT STONE What's important is that people realize that I can't be put into a box musically. I've s...
TREY SONGZ You may be less likely to pick on someone if you don't know what's in their briefcase or pur...
TREY GOWDY I own more pairs of Calvin Klein underwear than I can count. At any given time, I probably have 50 t...
TREY SONGZ I love Calvin Klein underwear. That's the only kind of underwear I wear.
TREY SONGZ I believe being a good senator requires two things. Number one, acumen. Number two, interest.
TREY GOWDY As long as your intention is pure, and you know what you're in it for, then you're alright. ...
TREY ANASTASIO I've been sober for two-and-a-half years, My children are happy. In August, my wife and I will c...
TREY ANASTASIO I don't really do glasses. It's a good look, but I'm not big on wearing clear glasses fo...
TREY SONGZ Working on a play is a vibrant and collaborative business. Everyone from the choreographer to the mu...
TREY ANASTASIO My life had become a catastrophe. I had no idea how to turn it around. My band had broken up. I had ...
TREY ANASTASIO My life has shifted to different levels financially, in terms of fame as a result of being blessed e...
TREY SONGZ There are leaders vocally, and there are leaders by example. I think I'm starting to become bett...
TREY BURKE Sometimes I go crazy - get into a mindspace where it doesn't matter what I spend. Like, on impul...
TREY SONGZ The thing that is cool about my come up is that I dealt with fame and having money gradually. It did...
TREY SONGZ I'm a guy that appreciates spontaneity and a woman being genuine and different.
TREY SONGZ I've always loved the experience of working together with other people toward an artistic goal.
TREY ANASTASIO The way a woman or a man handles themselves, at a certain age I can't blame you for the way you ...
TREY SONGZ The reason I like the criminal justice system is there aren't Republican or Democrat victims or ...
TREY GOWDY I urge younger artists to know that you don't have to be anything you don't want. You can do...
TREY SONGZ The longer you remain silent, the longer you don't turn over documents, a presumption begins to ...
TREY GOWDY October of 2011, Occupy protestors descended upon McPherson Square, and they decided to stay. Despit...
TREY GOWDY I listen to a lot of Tupac and Biggie Smalls. Old school songs. Rick Ross. I listen to a guy ASAP Ro...
TREY BURKE I think 'selfies' are fun and expressive, as long as you don't get carried away with it.
TREY SONGZ I don't have an issue with whether - from a legal standpoint, with whether or not government can...
TREY GOWDY I've always loved musical theater. It's a bit of a family tradition.
TREY ANASTASIO When I was growing up in New Jersey, my mom would regularly take my sister and I into the city to se...
TREY ANASTASIO I can't wait to play the Hammerstein shows. Things have been exploding in the last week, and tha...
TREY ANASTASIO I used to steal my father's cologne, and it was so strong. My mother would always know when I di...
TREY SONGZ When people in positions of trust mislead us - either recklessly, negligently or intentionally - tha...
TREY GOWDY If you were summoned for jury duty and you didn't show up, what would happen? You'd be in ja...
TREY GOWDY I thought that was the crown jewel of the reporter's resume - to actually go to jail protecting ...
TREY GOWDY Music has always been my protection against the world, from a very young age. I feel safe inside of ...
TREY ANASTASIO In my dressing room, you'll definitely find some Starbursts and Skittles. I have a lot of candle...
TREY SONGZ Other than taxpayers, we might be one of the few winners in the recent unpleasantness.
TREY WALKER Strawberries are having a great crop and everything else is looking good. This year, overall, we sho...
TREY SMITH It's time to get even with karma.
TREY DAVIS I'm a gamer, so I play '2k,' 'Call of Duty,' and 'Madden.' I think I can...
TREY BURKE Even someone as lowly as an assistant U.S. attorney has to undergo a background check, and you'r...
TREY GOWDY We missed too many free throws and we had defensive breakdowns at the wrong times.
TREY JOHNSON Phish has run its course and that we should end it now while it's still on a high note.
TREY ANASTASIO If there's one thing I discovered since I came back from hiatus, it's that you can't go ...
TREY ANASTASIO I don't think the president had anything to do with Fast and Furious. I'm not sure Eric Hold...
TREY GOWDY They have no idea if that signature belongs to the real person because they don't know who the real ...
TREY AARON It's a thrill to be on Columbia Records. Columbia has been home to a lot of my favorite artists -- l...
TREY ANASTASIO It was just such a sense of discovery happening that night, ... We did a tour in the spring -- this ...
TREY ANASTASIO If I had a ghost living on my street. I would try try to stay alive, and offer him some meat!
TREY ANASTASIO Set the gearshift for the high gear of your soul, you've got to run like an antelope out of control!
TREY ANASTASIO Ficus dream's are the dream's for me, it cost me nothing it was free.
TREY ANASTASIO I had a guy call me last week about it, and it looks pretty good. I talked to the guys and they want...
TREY ABY We've got teams from all over wanting to play us. We've probably got 40 percent of our schedule book...
TREY ABY The Reds are a good team. They were one of the teams that beat us last year. It's still early, but w...
TREY ABY We'll still play some of the older teams. But with what we did this year, some things are going to c...
TREY ABY It's a nice escape from campus and a great way to relax and get some friends together to play a roun...
TREY PATTY Get rich or die tryin on this pursuit of happyness to be paid in full
TREY CASSEL When the goal is in sight, all your physical pain disappears, and your mental determination shall ca...
TREY PATTY The trick is to surrender to the Phlow!
TREY ANASTASIO I am a prince I have it all, and I hear your foot steps on the wall, I wait in silence for your call...
TREY ANASTASIO In your heart you feel like you're doing the right thing, because, ultimately, honesty is your gift ...
TREY ANASTASIO I love the way this album came out,
TREY ANASTASIO John Lennon is the model for what I'm trying to do; that he grew and changed, ... It's been hard bec...
TREY ANASTASIO We don't want any more sick puppies sold out of Keller's Flea Market.
TREY STOKES A lot of people talk about the Fab Five, and they were wonderful, one of the best teams you'll e...
TREY BURKE The folk music definition has changed in this fast music world and musical styles are blending reall...
TREY ANASTASIO We wanted to make the tour as intimate as possible. This package is too big for a lot of theaters, b...
TREY MANY When you go into public service, you understand you're trading something. You want to feel good ...
TREY GOWDY I've learned that in the theater the story is everything. Every lyric, every line and every musi...
TREY ANASTASIO I once took the key off my girlfriend's key ring so that I could surprise her when she got home....
TREY SONGZ I always dreamed of writing in an orchestral context. But when you finish a piece, you want to hear ...
TREY ANASTASIO There's so much excitement around the Phish tours, and if it stopped feeling that way, it would ...
TREY ANASTASIO When Phish broke up, I made some comment about how I'm not gonna go around playing 'You Enjo...
TREY ANASTASIO I absolutely love the Philharmonic. I also love rock guitar.
TREY ANASTASIO I suspect that with men like General Petraeus, where honor means something - losing your life is sec...
TREY GOWDY Other brands I like besides Versace... Tom Ford makes incredible suits. I love the glasses as well. ...
TREY SONGZ Versace has always been a brand that I've loved, a brand that has supported me. I've been we...
TREY SONGZ There's a DVD called 'The Secret.' It's like visualization and meditation, certain m...
TREY BURKE There's a reason that students don't grade their own papers. There's a reason defendants...
TREY GOWDY Always wear a good watch, no matter what if you are wearing a suit or sweats. A good watch will hold...
TREY SONGZ If your presence doesn't make an impact, your absence won't make a difference.
TREY SMITH Musicians from the beginning of time have been there to express the mood and the musical feelings in...
TREY ANASTASIO I'm not trying to pull the rug out from under anybody, but the music really does tell you where ...
TREY ANASTASIO I like hair each and every way. I like to give scalp massages - to pull and tug on it. But my favori...
TREY SONGZ We were prepared for their 1-3-1 trap. We watched a lot of film and knew all the nooks and crannies.
TREY BLUE Groundbreaking patents like these take a long time to be reviewed. This was also during the height o...
TREY DAVIS When he stepped up his game, I had to step up and take him. If I want to be considered a complete pl...
TREY JOHNSON The team is gaining a lot of confidence right now. We have a lot of young talent and they don't know...
TREY JONES The vendor won't be allowed back at Keller's unless the customer is happy.
TREY STOKES The attorney general supports the most stringent penalties allowable when it comes to these predator...
TREY WALKER There is nothing beautiful about perfection; those imperfections that you hate so much about yoursel...
PARKER The real business of life is trying to understand each other.
GILBERT PARKER We have a tendency to sugar coat the Civil Rights movement by showing arm in arm and everyone singin...
NATE PARKER You get in before sunrise and you get out after sunset and you go home, eat and collapse. While you&...
PARKER STEVENSON In theory, I stick to how I could eat if I lived a thousand years ago. I take processed foods off th...
PARKER YOUNG I go to this gym in Hollywood: it's a Cross Fit gym. It's basically just a really high inten...
PARKER YOUNG I actually was the captain of the football team. I went to Catalina Foothills High School, and I pla...
PARKER YOUNG Dinner for me is usually some version of chicken or fish - I love salmon - with grilled vegetables a...
PARKER YOUNG I've dated girls that aren't, this is gonna sound so horrible, that aren't super smart, ...
PARKER YOUNG I'd love to go back to school for philosophy. I love philosophy, so I'm always reading philo...
PARKER YOUNG I read somewhere that abs are made in the kitchen, and I'd like to agree. I like to think that I...
PARKER YOUNG In 1942, everyone was ready to go and fight for the good guys. It was so simple.
PARKER STEVENSON If it seems like you're doing work when you're acting, then you're doing something wrong...
PARKER STEVENSON I'm more interested in where I'll be in five or 10 years than where I am now.
PARKER STEVENSON I was the last one to screen test for The Hardy Boys. I'd like to play that's not as clean-c...
PARKER STEVENSON I used to a lot. I used to go dancing.
PARKER STEVENSON I still think of myself really as a New Yorker.
PARKER STEVENSON I remember the day I found out my draft status. I was really floored and kind of staggered around in...
PARKER STEVENSON I like people who are enthused about things they do, like travel, sports, work. I like being with pe...
PARKER STEVENSON I do interviews because it's a chance to be myself. I sometimes wonder what I could have to say ...
PARKER STEVENSON Good work is good work wherever it's done, in a play, a motion picture or television, and that i...
PARKER STEVENSON During the time I was on The Hardy Boys, I was also watching other people's careers. I thought t...
PARKER STEVENSON The Hardy Boys burned me out. I was recharging my batteries. It was time to return to work, but it w...
PARKER STEVENSON I almost rented a house by an architect named Schindler, but I couldn't afford it. It was a jewe...
PARKER STEVENSON What I do is not some magical, mystical thing. I simply get up in the morning, get to work on time, ...
PARKER STEVENSON The first two pictures I did, I played a young student in prep school. When I did Lifeguard, everyon...
PARKER STEVENSON I wanted my children to have the same exposure to the water I had. My strongest memories of Northeas...
PARKER STEVENSON My interest in architecture has always been sculptural. Most of my photography is of architecture.
PARKER STEVENSON I think the reaction to a World War II situation would be the same today as it was in 1942. Initiall...
PARKER STEVENSON California lacks a lot of the rules and restrictions the East has. Every house is a different style,...
PARKER STEVENSON If I have a Sunday free, I'll go up the coast and spend some time on the beach. I scuba dive and...
PARKER STEVENSON I'm going to go away on vacation, I'm going to try to get away from the phone, away from scr...
PARKER STEVENSON I made a classic mistake. I held out for something better.
PARKER STEVENSON I looked along the San Juan Islands and the coast of California, but I couldn't find the palette...
PARKER STEVENSON I really like this trend of songwriting that is honest and intelligent and serious and longing.
PARKER POSEY As an artist, you're always going to be yearning and wanting and never satisfied. I never feel l...
PARKER POSEY Hey, the TV was my friend. As a child, I always said, 'I want to live in there someday.'
PARKER POSEY I love bayou life.
PARKER POSEY I like soap opera acting. If it's done really well, there's nothing better. It's old sch...
PARKER POSEY I'm glad I'm Southern. I'm the Southerner who's very Southern in that she left to mo...
PARKER POSEY