I want to say 90% of stuff out there is just crap that got made. The main point is that it got produced.


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Words are the children of reason and, therefore, can't explain it. They really can't transla...
BILL EVANS
I bugged my mom and dad to 'get me inside the television set' when I was about four years ol...
BILL MUMY
I just became one with my browser software.
BILL GRIFFITH
No matter how much you've won, no matter how many games, no matter how many championships, no ma...
BILL PARCELLS
I don't think there's a... boundary between digital media and print media. Every magazine is...
BILL GATES
People in the West like to shoot things. When they first got to the West they shot buffalo. Once the...
BILL BRYSON
The Clinton White House today said they would start to give national security and intelligence brief...
BILL MAHER
William Andrews Clark was caught in a bribery scandal during a campaign for the U.S. Senate - he was...
BILL DEDMAN
The International Brigades and the British volunteers were, numerically, only a small part of the Re...
BILL ALEXANDER
The anger in the Brigade against those who fought the Republic in the rear was sharpened by reports ...
BILL ALEXANDER
Being a broadcaster encompasses the business of sport, which is my life today, and it encompasses th...
BILL WALTON
Chick Hearn was my favorite broadcaster ever - he's the one who taught me to think basketball, h...
BILL WALTON
The great thing about being a broadcaster is you have this incredible responsibility to the people t...
BILL WALTON
Good writing is clear thinking made visible.
BILL WHEELER
If people sat outside and looked at the stars each night, I'll bet they'd live a lot differently.
BILL WATTERSON
Things are never quite as scary when you've got a best friend.
BILL WATTERSON
I like these cold, gray winter days. Days like these let you savor a bad mood.
BILL WATTERSON
We don't devote enough scientific research to finding a cure for jerks.
BILL WATTERSON
I just read this great science fiction story. It's about how machines take control of humans and tur...
BILL WATTERSON
Enemy fighters at two o'clock!Roger. What should I do until then?
BILL WATTERSON
Weekends don't count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless.
BILL WATTERSON
From now on, I'll connect the dots my own way.
BILL WATTERSON
Black holes are where God divided by zero.
BILL WATTERSON
The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried ...
BILL WATTERSON
I remember being unbelievable bummed when 'Freaks and Geeks' was canceled.
BILL HADER
We use the people who are in the bullpen producing.
BILL EVANS
After every massacre in a school, Americans grasp at quick cures. 'Let's install metal detec...
BILL DEDMAN
There's no magic line between an application and an operating system that some bureaucrat in Was...
BILL GATES
The long view of the Census bureau allows some changes that are taken for granted to be studied in m...
BILL DEDMAN
In the Woodstock movie, you see Justin, my son, who is now a filmmaker, being carried off by my wife...
BILL KREUTZMANN
The malaria parasite has been killing children and sapping the strength of whole populations for ten...
BILL GATES
Often it takes some calamity to make us live in the present. Then suddenly we wake up and see all th...
BILL WATTERSON
I have an addiction to caffeine.
BILL AYERS
Microsoft Research has a thing called the Sense Cam that, as you walk around, it's taking photos...
BILL GATES
Probably the single most important evolutionary trait dogs developed was right there at the outset, ...
BILL BUFORD
Awards are meaningless to me, and I have nothing but disdain for anyone who actively campaigns to ge...
BILL MURRAY