Patton Oswalt
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FREDERICK WISEMAN I've always said that I want to win as many trophies as possible in my career, but not at any pr... ROBIN VAN PERSIE REBA MCENTIRE I've always liked and appreciated storytellers like Garry Shandling and Bill Cosby - more long-f... AL MADRIGAL AMY TAN ANA DE ARMAS YANI TSENG LIYA KEBEDE Yes. MLS has a chance. I want to play professional ball as soon as possible, and I want to be close ... FREDDY ADU NATSUKI TAKAYA JANE GOODALL It always restores my faith in the human race, just to be treated so well. It's a recharge of my bat... JASON HILL TOM WATSON I'm interested in serving the time as soon as possible so that my family and I can get on with the r... MARK MANGELSDORF Life experience brings out different emotions and different perspectives on things. I just want to b... KIESZA ALAN LIGHTMAN I'm a sucker for Thought Catalog. Shelby Fero is really funny on Twitter. And Patton Oswalt, he&... ADDISON TIMLIN I want to tell them every possible thing, from positioning to drives, so they can carry on after I l... DANA RAMSDEN KATARINA WITT OSCAR WILDE That's my job, to score goals and score as many as I can. I don't know if I'm going to be the leader... ILYA KOVALCHUK ALAN G. POINDEXTER We want to provide the opportunity for people to experience space in as many ways as possible. ERIC ANDERSON What I loved the most about Oakland was that all of my neighbors came in as many colors, ideas, and ... PATRICIA POLACCO SIDNEY CROSBY BUDDY RICH I want to be as idle as I can, so that my soul may have time to grow. ELIZABETH VON ARNIM GEOFFREY BEENE EMRAAN HASHMI I love comedy. Playing the underdog, and getting the laughs is my form of entertainment. I could thi... EUGENE LEVY It's not that I don't love the song. My songs are like my children: some you want around and some yo... BOBBY MCFERRIN KATHERINE DUNHAM I love observing people. Each face tells so many stories. It lets me understand emotions, and that, ... NAWAZUDDIN SIDDIQUI I want to see as many black professionals as possible. ORLANDO JONES I only give a review/make a comment if a book knocks me out of my socks, because tastes are as diffe... ELKE DORN I'm secretary of state of California, and I want to see as many people turn out as possible, BRUCE MCPHERSON I only give a review/male a comment if a book knocks me out of my socks, because the tastes are as d... ELKE DORN Work. Like pain, I sensed that this was an experience I would want to avoid as often as possible. JOANNE HARRIS MARILYN MANSON PETER BEARD LARRY WILMORE We want students to know we're ready for them as soon as possible, so they can make plans and prepar... DARREN BUSH There's no doubt that there's certain songs and arrangements of music that release a chemica... MCG I'm interested in all forms of performance, yet I think it's difficult to be as equally tale... FELICITY JONES DAVID BECKHAM My wife Danielle and I love travelling, different cultures and good weather. GARY LINEKER AUGUSTEN BURROUGHS I like playing characters with as many emotions as possible. I'd love to play a really crazy per... ELLE FANNING EDWARD HOPPER Some of the parts of my game that other people think are fine are areas that I want to improve on. I... ALISSA SHEFTIC I'm not funny. Never have been and, as far as I can tell, I never will be. DAVID DOBKIN TAYLOR SPREITLER Obviously, my life and my job in 2010 is very different from Peggy's experience in the 1960s. I ... ELISABETH MOSS We want as many visitors as close to the action as possible, and that centralized action can ensure ... GREG SHAHEEN JACK LOWDEN I try to support groups that are about educating people about different races, different religions, ... LORETTA SANCHEZ KEITH HARING I just want to concentrate on my rehab and work hard in the gymnasium to strengthen the shoulder so ... BENJI MARSHALL I saw a big challenge in Qatar and that was the main reason behind opting for this offer. I would li... GABRIEL BATISTUTA I feel the desires to suicide sometimes but I understand that thinking about suicidal is wrong; as m... BASIL TONG (湯鈞庭 ベーゼル) I try to listen to as much different music as possible - I've always got music blasting in my ea... MIKE POSNER [The culture] appealed to my senses. It was a very sensual thing. I love the smells, sights, the sou... DANIEL LEVINE LADY GAGA DEYTH BANGER We're actually working on an agreement with Korea right now, so students who want to go there will b... BRIDGET CAREY We're actually working on an agreement with Korea right now, so students who want to go there will b... BRIDGET CAREY I just dove into the Scriptures and started memorizing different scriptures and started becoming as ... TIM SCOTT And if you can’t shape your life the way you want, at least try as much as you can not to degrade ... CONSTANTINOS P. CAVAFIS I've always hated the term 'alternative'; I only use it because when I say it, people kn... BRIAN POSEHN I can't wait to have kids. I want so many. I want to adopt and have my own. EVE I just got really into it and tried to learn as much as possible. I am my harshest critic and I alwa... KRISTIN FISHER [I want to repay my loans] as soon as I can. [Being able to do so] depends on if I can get the job I... TERESA NELSON ABBY WAMBACH I'm a pluralist. I've always argued that as many different films as possible should be made. ALAN PARKER I want to try and be as involved in the art of filmmaking as possible. I feel that the only way to r... JOE SWANBERG My folks are in Jersey. And I have a lot of friends and other family there. So, I try to visit as mu... KAL PENN GAYLE FORMAN I find that I am smarter and I realize that I don't need to be playing my best tennis to close out a... 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As you get older as a comedian and keep doing it, what you actually start to cherish on stage is not... PATTON OSWALT I fantasize and idealize myself as Bugs Bunny, but I know deep down I'm Daffy Duck. PATTON OSWALT So when you spot violence, or bigotry, or intolerance or fear or just garden-variety misogyny, hatre... PATTON OSWALT 90% of every art form is garbage - dance and stand-up, painting and music. Focus on the 10% that'... PATTON OSWALT There are times when I have to take, I call it a 'silence bath,' where I shut off all of the... PATTON OSWALT Knock on wood, my groupies tend to be very artistic, creative people - sometimes way more creative t... PATTON OSWALT I've hung out in the writer's room a few times, but the fact is we've got such a good wr... PATTON OSWALT A lot of nerds aren't aware they're nerds. A geek has thrown his hands up to the universe an... PATTON OSWALT The Kentucky Fried Chicken corporation made a bobble head of me and sent it to my management. No car... PATTON OSWALT George Bush is not stupid. He's evil. OK? There's a huge difference between stupid and evil. PATTON OSWALT I had a romance novel inside me, but I paid three sailors to beat it out of me with steel pipes. PATTON OSWALT If you hit a midget on the head with a stick, he turns into 40 gold coins. PATTON OSWALT I'm not familiar with the metric system. PATTON OSWALT One of my groupies gave me a film that they made, and it ended up being amazing, so I got it shown a... PATTON OSWALT I don't want to get into extended conversations with people on MySpace, because there are friend... PATTON OSWALT I haven't sworn off Facebook. I'm on Facebook. There's a fan page on Facebook that I wil... PATTON OSWALT Cheap liquor is a magic potion that can turn you into a puppet cowboy before it kills you. PATTON OSWALT I'm still very much an atheist, except that I don't necessarily see religion as being a bad ... PATTON OSWALT I had a romance novel inside me, but I paid three sailors to beat it out if me with steel pipes. PATTON OSWALT Growing up, there are always those kids who are only happy when they are making someone else upset. ... PATTON OSWALT Everything we have today that's cool comes from someone wanting more of something they loved in ... PATTON OSWALT When you act, you're being asked to pretend in a very rigid, controlled environment. It's ve... PATTON OSWALT Doing 'Young Adult' was really reassuring to me in a lot of ways. It confirmed a lot of susp... PATTON OSWALT Now we live in this DVD, iTunes, Hulu age, and show creators and networks are realizing that and let... PATTON OSWALT Just look at the track record and you'd understand why. Go back three years or go back the first yea... ROY OSWALT Roger looked good, especially not pitching in two weeks (because of a strained left hamstring), ROY OSWALT Oh. Hey, Lance. Get called up? ROY OSWALT I think we corrected two of them, ... Two of them were borderline. ROY OSWALT It's just those last three outs. Hitters are going to bear down a little more on those last three ou... ROY OSWALT No, if we clinch, I won't start, ROY OSWALT That one was bittersweet, for sure. ROY OSWALT Some plant lips on Mother Earth in a display of gratitude.TAYLOR PATTON I didn't read comic books; that's not something that was really available to me as a child. ... CANDICE PATTON We would be silly to say that race issues don't exist in 2014. CANDICE PATTON When you're shooting a TV show, there's not a lot of time to build character. CANDICE PATTON Everyone deserves to have their voice heard. CANDICE PATTON The last thing we need is women on TV hating each other. CANDICE PATTON PHIL PATTON Let’s just say, there’s not much of a moon out tonight,” Nose continued anyway, “but if Yale... RIPLEY PATTON The “Word of God” is not simply the Christian Bible but exists in a threefold form: “The Word�... GARY PATTON Hats off to Devon Wills . We weren't even sure she was going to play, and then she responded with on... AMY PATTON It was money. That was a tough one to swallow for them, I think, and Devon made an incredible save. ... AMY PATTON I thought we played really good aggressive defense. I think we played really good 1-v-1 defense, and... AMY PATTON There have been some parallels. Although, I think every year is different. AMY PATTON Both parties have agreed to continue contract negotiations next week, and we all expect a satisfacto... AMY PATTON I've dealt with a lot of guns over my career, so I'm getting better and better with firearms... WILL PATTON Sometimes I do yoga, sometimes it's kickboxing, sometimes it's weight training, sometimes it... PAULA PATTON From 1990 to 2005, we added 4,500 citizens in Haines City, and of that, about 4,000 or more were His... JANE PATTON Carved the bottom section out, around, in black ink, took the barrel from the pen, and it appeared l... ROBERT PATTON Let's just say we're closer musical friends now. A lot of these people are strangers to me. They wer... MIKE PATTON I've encouraged all pharmacists to have all hands on deck. It's going to be a nightmare. MIKE PATTON It's time, money and effort. For what? MIKE PATTON It is ignorance or at least lack of consideration of heavenly things that make the temporal things o... TOM PATTON We're trying to incorporate all the areas of the game. This is a clinic that's going to benefit foot... DARYL PATTON We knew he was a guy capable of putting two halves together. RICARDO PATTON Making African American films are hard in Hollywood. We need to rely on a support network and bring ... PAULA PATTON It washes out in the cleaning process and naturally diminishes over time. When it gets to the fabric... CARL PATTON I will never forgive her. She hasn't shown any remorse for killing my daughter. If she goes on proba... RHONDA PATTON His nursery, being unique, has all the plants we like to use. We want to use all natives and all non... CAROLYN PATTON Nineteen wins, a 9-7 record in a major conference, a fifth-place finish — who knows? I think the t... RICARDO PATTON The native plants are not only beautiful and hardy, they require less water. They also support our n... CAROLYN PATTON I saw him jump in the air and go for the rebound. And the guy slid under him and he flipped over the... RICARDO PATTON Nothing, absolutely nothing, happens 'till parents stop clenching their fists around precious things... GARY PATTON I've heard statistics that an engineer will hit three people in a 20-year career, ... I'm not lookin... DAVID PATTON He's a good shooter. If he gets open, he can hit and run off some points. MARK PATTON Leave the hush to those who love like apes because together, you and I make vulgar sounds like a fer... TAYLOR PATTON Testimony showed my client (Copeland) didn't have anything to drink. My client did not provoke this ... RICHARD PATTON When you mix alcohol, youth and testosterone, it's not a good mix. The evidence will show that Mr. C... RICHARD PATTON Hurricane Katrina brought the need for preparedness to the foreground in 2005. The Red Cross recogni... RICHARD PATTON He's not the type of kid that will go back and poke fun at anyone. He's really remorseful over this. RICHARD PATTON What you have here is an assault on Willie Copeland. RICHARD PATTON This is a conservative figure, based on the services we have delivered to date and our projections o... RICHARD PATTON He taught me to shine shoes. When there were no shoes to shine, I would watch him repair shoes, ... ... JOHN PATTON God stipulates in the Bible that Jesus Followers are to love and serve everyone regardless of their ... GARY PATTON When you overload and you don't use enough detergent, you have redemption. That's where dirt from yo... CARL PATTON We have not had one incident since we put in the wild lime. Knock on wood. CAROLYN PATTON That's the middle of our central core. We obviously want high density there and a physical statement... GARY PATTON Jason is our starting tight end, our backup fullback, slot and quarterback. He has to learn four pos... DALE PATTON Forsake it in the morning. Do not ring it the next day.TAYLOR PATTON This was Wes's breakout game. We knew he had it in him. DALE PATTON We talked to some of the guys after practice and they said it was nice release. Some things are more... DALE PATTON He was a great kid. Very intelligent, always positive, a good smile. Hard worker. The type of kid we... DALE PATTON We are just pressing a little too much on offense. We're dropping too many passes, we're not hitting... DALE PATTON This gives these young coaches a chance to ask questions from the legendary coaches. It's a very use... DARYL PATTON We just wanna be the happy bums that we are. That's all. MIKE PATTON [The advertisement is] a statement of our intent, that we are a committed and powerful brand, ... It... DAVID PATTON Each system should have a breaker box on the side of the house, and generators can be hooked up ther... DAVID PATTON People need to have a respect just for the sheer mass of trains, ... Most trains are 6,000 feet long... DAVID PATTON The significant global audience that the UEFA Champions League delivers will provide Sony Electronic... DAVID PATTON More and more people are committing to go, DAVID PATTON We had a dream to put the facilities together. We're not ready to give up that dream. PAUL PATTON I don't think you can give any good team a steady diet of one defense. I think you have to change de... RICARDO PATTON We don't have a vested interest in piling things on. The most he would probably get was 25 years. CLARENCE PATTON We've come a long way since I've come on the board. We've improved the qualify of our school buildin... GARY PATTON I feel fortunate that I was part of a team of people with the county commission and school board mem... GARY PATTON It's the first species that we've had that really forced a broad-scale re-examination of the high mo... GARY PATTON At IBM, we strongly believe that our unique joint-development partnership with AMD at East Fishkill,... GARY PATTON Thank you, judge, for your time and effort on the new building. You really led by example with the d... HAL PATTON He is a very intelligent individual, and every capable. There were times when you didn't want to but... HAL PATTON I saw the potential for an institution being built in another community, and, knowing the residents ... HAL PATTON I'm really relieved to find somebody that wants to develop it. GLENN PATTON We are happy to have an extra six weeks to put more things together and make our offer more exciting... GLENN PATTON A lot of employers are wrestling with this internally. GLENN PATTON It's a similar block of land like what you have here with some private houses on it, and that was a ... GLENN PATTON He is still interested in an international research center. It would be a national research center w... GLENN PATTON The team stepped up. Everybody played a big part, which makes it even more special. GREG PATTON He didn't lose his cool. He kept on playing and making shots. He cares so much, and for him to have ... GREG PATTON Fresno battled and battled, and you want to have a rival like that. I have so much respect for them.... GREG PATTON It was an unbelievable match. I call Thomas 'The Saint,' and today he was canonized. GREG PATTON It was a lot closer than the score. That was the longest match of the day. GAIL PATTON Katie was in charge that entire match. She was focused and played a very smart match. GAIL PATTON (Chaney) did the best she could. In singles she was having a hard time serving. GAIL PATTON She came back today and played a real strong match. She got a little fatigued in the end. That match... GAIL PATTON The volunteer of the year is more of an in-house honor where we recognize the person who has helped ... JANE PATTON They're looking for attractions and, once they get past Disney, they want to know what else there is... JANE PATTON It was a lot of us not hitting shots, but Tulane worked hard to make sure we didn't have open looks.... MARK PATTON It's fun to play against these top teams. We usually play pretty well. MARK PATTON It's fun to play in those games and we've done well. We can't forget how we played well in those gam... MARK PATTON He was trying to send a message to us to get out there and play as hard as we could. We hadn't been ... MARK PATTON I'd rather have that win and get in the championship game. MARK PATTON It's definitely very satisfying, but the difference between this year and last year is that we have ... 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PATTON Abundance is, in large part, an attitude SUE PATTON THOELE You'd open a drawer, looking for a pen or Post-it notes, and it would be full of dirty socks. He was... KAREN PATTON SEYMOUR GEORGE S. PATTON Sometimes the waters of our spirits are churned and murky, and it is difficult to tap the reservoirs... SUE PATTON THOELE GEORGE S. PATTON
My military experience... I can recall so many different emotions from that. 
I love the idea of renaissance. If my career is like painting a canvas, I want to have as many diffe... 
That is my major preoccupation --memory, the kingdom of memory. I want to protect and enrich that ki... 
That is my major preoccupation /memory, the kingdom of memory. I want to protect and enrich that kin... 
I just want to listen and build relationships with as many of my colleagues as possible. 
All the exhausting aspects of my job are made worthwhile because I get to experience so many differe... 
I do not want my house to be walled in on all sides and my windows to be stuffed. I want the culture... 
I have dedicated my life to promoting this and I now have that opportunity. I have been blessed and ... 
I love astute observations and really great wordplay. I love the way that Louis C.K. observes life, ... 
I will give away at least half my wealth during my lifetime and after my death. In the meantime, I&#... 
I looked around at the rooms that I did not see as rooms but more as a landscape for my emotions, a ... 
It's going to be a busy weekend driving in two different races, ... but that is my typical race week... 
It's time for people to realize that we are all mixed up inside. That is why there is so much divers... 
When onstage, I always try to take my audience through as many emotions as I possibly can. I want th... 
I write because I know that one day I will die, and thus I should experience as many deliberate obse... 
I want to try as many different roles as I can. I want to do everything. 
I am very happy since when I am in different cities I can experience and learn different cultures! 
I want to spend as much time as possible with my children, so I always like to keep my beauty and fa... 
I'm still willing to continue living with the burden of this memory. Even though this is a painful m... 
And can I do that alone? No. So there is a whole army of youth that can do it. So I suppose my missi... 
As many years experience as I have, I've been able to see a lot of different conditions and have bee... 
Music is, of course, a universal emotional experience, cutting across cultures and languages. I stud... 
I hope that I can maintain my skating as long as possible. 
A man who is master of himself can end a sorrow as easily as he can invent a pleasure. I don't want ... 
Moving around a lot allows you to experience many different cultures and learn about the ways that d... 
I want to play as soon as possible, ... You want to play but I don't pick and choose. It's not my jo... 
But I've played with so many varied bands with varied musical tastes, that I feel qualified to have ... 
I really went out of my way to simplify the collection and offer many, many different pieces so that... 
I am not doing comedy because the genre is successful. If that was the case, I would have done a run... 
I could never live a nonproductive life and I feel that I have lived a productive life as far as I w... 
My desire is to be pure again and not dirtied by the world. But it's my duty to be as ugly and filth... 
Life is just a flick of the fingers. Let's face it. And any little bit - you can expand it or en... 
My joke is that three black people watch 'The Daily Show' at any given time. So if I'm w... 
My life here is perfect and I'm happy at Real Madrid so of course I want to stay as long as I can. 
I really look at my childhood as being one giant rusty tuna can that I continue to recycle in many d... 
I believe that the great painters with their intellect as master have attempted to force this unwill... 
As an actor, you come in contact with so many different people and cultures. It makes you a more acc... 
I want to play in as many theatres as possible, work with as many brilliant people as possible, but ... 
My contribution to the world is my ability to draw. I will draw as much as I can for as many people ... 
I am my own sanctuary and I can be reborn as many times as I choose throughout my life. 
... As far I did it... I lost playing against my computer... and I won against my computer. So far t... 
I want to reduce my risks as much as possible and hopefully be able to go to the World Cup fit, read... 
I like to relate to my kids as they are. I enjoy spending that time with them. I see that my girls a... 
Houston is kind of a melting pot. There are many different cultures and ethnicities represented out ... 
An accent mark, perhaps, instead of a whole western accent -- a point of punctuation rather than a u... 
Untutored courage is useless in the face of educated bullets. 
You need to overcome the tug of people against you as you reach for high goals. 
A piece of spaghetti or a military unit can only be led from the front end. 
We herd sheep, we drive cattle, we lead people. Lead me, follow me, or get out of my way. 
Don't tell people how to do things, tell them what to do and let them surprise you with their result... 
If everyone is thinking alike then somebody isn't thinking. 