I want people to wince.

Many people feel if regular is good than premium must be better, ... and that's not the case. Due to advertising, a lot of people think premium fuel is better fuel, when in actuality it simply has a higher octane rating.

Other people get moody in their forties and fifties - men get the male menopause. I missed the whole thing. I was just really happy.

I'm 190 pounds of rock hard muscle, underneath 40 pounds of sturdy protective fat.

I try to maintain a positive attitude at all times, because clients notice little things like that, and if you're frowning and crying all the time and saying "why? why?", they get worried.

I made a circular motion with my finger around my temple to indicate I thought this guy was crazy, forgetting that there was no one in the room to see this circular motion except him. He saw it and frowned.