I want a pit crew... I hate the procedure I currently have to go through when I have car problems.

The problem with writing about religion is that you run the risk of offending sincerely religious people, and then they come after you with machetes.

I hate rap music, which to me sounds like a bunch of angry men shouting, possibly because the person who was supposed to provide them with a melody never showed up

I regularly read Internet user groups filled with messages from people trying to solve software incompatibility problems that, in terms of complexity, make the U.S. Tax Code look like Dr. Seuss.

There are problems all over. There are thousands of calls coming in. You can't run out and deal with every one of them.

European financial markets were able to navigate problems of 9/11 and the Madrid and London bombings without too much instability, because they didn't have the extra layer of exchange-rate problems.