I wanna survive an avalanche. I wanna be one of those people a dog finds buried under a ton of snow, almost dying of starvation.

I wish people would turn off their computers, go outside, talk to people, touch people, lick people, enjoy each other's company and smell each other on the rump.

You gotta play for as many people as you can. It's, like, if someone wants to see you, and they, you know, can't, then that's lame.

I wish people would turn off their computers, go outside, talk to people, touch people, lick people, enjoy each other's company and smell each other on the rump.

It's only funny till someone gets hurt........then it's hilarious

That way if an avalanche comes down and one person gets buried, everyone else can look for them.