I walked down the hall and saw that [she] was sitting on the floor next to a chair. This is always a bad sign. It's a slippery slope, and it's best just to sit in chairs, to eat when hungry, to sleep and rise and work. But we have all been there. Chairs are for people, and you're not sure if you are one.
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information by testing and repeating observable things so that we
can... LEWIS N. ROE People want the here and now, rather than the there and after; as most are living in the where and w... ANTHONY LICCIONE They were doing research, we were all there, and there was a row of chairs for everyone. Eddie takes... JOE BOYLAN The Biggest Threat to our Democracy, Freedoms and Future is Leadership that fosters and Appeases the... MICHAEL HARRIS Peace does not walk up to our doorsteps and press the calling bell! We have to go out there and sear... AVIJEET DAS Life takes its path and sometimes there are people to blame. Of course there are bad people in this ... ANDREA CORR All I ever did to that apartment was hang fifty yards of yellow theatrical silk across the bedroom w... JOAN DIDION We can never make proper goodbyes. It was your last ride in a Checker cab and you had no warning. It... COLSON WHITEHEAD When people begin to define the things that they believe in, based upon the exclusion of all the thi... C. JOYBELL C. Love is always patient and kind. It is never jealous. Love is never boastful or conceited. It is nev... A WALK TO REMEMBER To me, Willy Miranda was the best shortstop I ever saw. The way he moved to field a ball, there were... TONY TAYLOR I began by saying that our history will be what we make it. If we go on as we are, then history will... EDWARD R. MURROW God decided that this time in history was perfect for you to glorify Him and make an eternal differe... CRAIG GROESCHEL He has made contacts, personal friendships, with each and every one of the so-called leadership Demo... PETER BURLING Texas has always had committee chairs -- strong and powerful committee chairs -- and to go to a posi... GARY KEITH This one phrase, "It is my life, I will do what I want," has done more damage than good. People choo... SHIV KHERA The issue isn't whether he loved you, it's how much. Too much. Love can be poison SARAH J. MAAS I am broken and healing, but every piece of my heart belong to you. SARAH J. MAAS He thinks he'll be remembered as the villain in the story. But I forgot to tell him that the villain... SARAH J. MAAS Night gathers, and now my watch begins. It shall not end until my death. I shall take no wife, hold ... GEORGE R.R. MARTIN Hodor," said Hodor. GEORGE R.R. MARTIN You do what you love, what you need SARAH J. MAAS I turned. Rhysand leaned against the archway into the sitting room, arms crossed, wings nowhere... SARAH J. MAAS The problem is, they are on a real slippery slope. In a year and a half they may not have any money, JOHN ROBERTSON Before we do, I suggest you take a break. If you need to go to the bathroom, this is a good time. If... PSEUDONYMOUS BOSCH We have tears in our eyes As we wave our goodbyes, We so loved being with you, we three. ROALD DAHL Miranda: I just got Brady to sleep. Dr. Leeds: Now, do you sing to him? Miranda: Only if he'... CYNTHIA NIXON It seems like we barely have enough room for everybody who wants to live in the dorms this year. But... ASHLEY MCGHEE There are just some kind of men who-who're so busy worrying about the next world they've never learn... HARPER LEE The role of the
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MIRANDA KERR As a child, I was very active. I was a gymnast, I played touch football, netball and basketball. Whe... MIRANDA KERR A rose can never be a sunflower, and a sunflower can never be a rose. All flowers are beautiful in t... MIRANDA KERR Trey makes me feel so comfortable doing a video. She makes you feel like you're just girls, hanging ... MIRANDA LAMBERT I can still hardly believe that I performed last year on the same stage that I watched the Country i... MIRANDA LAMBERT I have my own little sense of style. As far as image goes today for a new artist, you'll find that f... MIRANDA LAMBERT So you treat your love like a firefly, like it only gets to shine for a little while. Catch it i... MIRANDA LAMBERT I do enjoy wearing a little heel when I'm at work, but when I'm running around with my son, ... MIRANDA KERR Heartbreak is good fuel for country songs. And cheating. MIRANDA LAMBERT I got my first handgun license when I was 22. MIRANDA LAMBERT We're meeting to go over laboratory test results and formulate a plan for what we're going to do abo... RICHARD MIRANDA So you treat your love like a firefly, like it only gets to shine for a little while.Catch it in a m... MIRANDA LAMBERT Texas people are really strong in their roots. I started writing and playing guitar at 17. I've alwa... MIRANDA LAMBERT I'm real proud of this video. It's the third video I've made, and I think I felt really comfortable ... MIRANDA LAMBERT When I was 5, I started taking singing lessons, and then, after 'School of Rock,' I started ... MIRANDA COSGROVE I do write a lot from personal experience, but I also embellish a bit. MIRANDA LAMBERT A devaluation makes no sense. MIRANDA XAFA I spent my childhood outdoors on my grandparents' farm. I learned to ride a motorbike when I was... MIRANDA KERR I have lots of ambitions. I'd love to do theatre. I'd like to be in 'Tea With Mussolini ... MIRANDA HART I feel as if I'm disappearing. I wake, I work, I eat, I sleep. No family, no great career. I could d... MIRANDA EMMERSON I feel like I could disappear because I'm not real to other people. MIRANDA EMMERSON I have a weird sense of humour. My dad's the same. We love watching 'Monty Python' toget... MIRANDA KERR My brain scrambled to make room for the existene of these people. Grandparents I'd never known. They... MEGAN MIRANDA Alot can happen in eleven minutes. Decker can run two miles in eleven minutes. I once wrote an Engli... MEGAN MIRANDA I leaned against my door, struggling to catch my breath, and thought that maybe hell wasn't a place ... MEGAN MIRANDA I hoped he'd take his dog and drive down to the ocean. I hoped there was still time. I pictured him ... MEGAN MIRANDA The first time I died, I didn't see God. No light at the end of the tunnel. No haloed angels. No dea... MEGAN MIRANDA It's expensive to open your mouth... HARVEY MIRANDA It's on the bucket list for sure to do a comedy film, even if it was just one line on the lot. MIRANDA HART I think there are different kinds of comedians, and I prefer the clowns who are going: 'I'm ... MIRANDA HART I like the old, classic scary movies. I love 'Psycho,' 'The Sixth Sense,' and 'P... MIRANDA COSGROVE I live by the philosophy that beauty starts from within, and I make a conscious effort to fill my bo... MIRANDA KERR There's a film I did years ago, 'Love Serenade,' that I still really love. It's such... MIRANDA OTTO My mom always says I cut my teeth on the church pew. MIRANDA LAMBERT I hate being pigeon-holed into anything. To me, the best thing is when the next job comes and is com... MIRANDA OTTO But the truth is that the only reason I could understand what I was feeling in that moment was becau... MEGAN MIRANDA Who would win in a fight? The past or the future? The past. Every time. It was relentless. MEGAN MIRANDA I'm that person who says, 'No matter what the problem is, there's a solution.' That&... MIRANDA KERR My dad went to USC and it always had been very important to me and my family. MIRANDA COSGROVE Yoga is at the core of my health and wellness routine; even if it's only for 10 to 15 minutes I ... MIRANDA KERR I love the Russians for their verve, their melancholia, their vivacity, their unpredictability, and ... MIRANDA OTTO I think 'Rake' was a very clever crossover, actually, because it does lend itself to the cit... MIRANDA OTTO I was a big shiny, glittery-type person. Now I'm a jeans and T-shirt girl, or I'll wear sun ... MIRANDA LAMBERT The first time someone called me a role model, I remember thinking, 'What does that mean?' B... MIRANDA COSGROVE Even with college, the reason I wanted to go so badly is because I wanted to major in film. I want t... MIRANDA COSGROVE I'm a big tandem bike rider... I've had a tandem bike since I was 12, and I wanna be a compe... MIRANDA COSGROVE I'm quite tactile, so I like fabrics that feel good. I try to avoid fabrics that crease - especi... MIRANDA KERR In my head, I have the most sensational singing voice. I perform concerts to thousands in the shower... MIRANDA HART