I usually take a two-hour nap from one to four.

You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I'm not hungry enough to eat six.

When you arrive at a fork in the road, take it.

I never figured I'd go into the Hall of Fame. A kid from the Hill.

Hey, (Justin) Holland , it's tough to throw with two throats around your hand.

Always go to other people's funerals, otherwise they won't come to yours.