I used to work over a bar. That was - there was no stage. I stood over a tiny bar. Louis Prima, rest his soul, he worked there. I was the guy that filled in when he was off the stage.
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Related I was raised Jewish and bar mitzvahed. DAN FUTTERMAN It was something that made sense to me when I was thinking about whether or not Tommy should compete... DAN STEELE I used to sit there and look over my shoulder at Irv when he was playing and wonder, what did this g... DICK FAZIO I was disappointed over my dismissal, given that it was at a crucial stage of the game and I had wor... RICKY PONTING I worked in this bar called the Raincheck Room in the '60s; it used to be over on Santa Monica B... ALEX ROCCO I was born in Fayette County, over in Lexington, Kentucky, but I was raised most of my life in Paint... CHRIS STAPLETON I remember back in Detroit, I used to go to the Apex Bar every night after I got off work. The barte... JOHN LEE HOOKER Lou is a great, multi-talented (guy). He does great work (in sculpture). He brought his expertise fr... MIKE BROWN But pain may be a gift to us. Remember, after all, that pain is one of the ways we register in memor... SUE MILLER What I wrote... wasn't crazy... or a bullshit... or nonsense... it was what I saw! DEYTH BANGER I used to live on one candy bar a day - it cost a nickel. I always remember the candy bar was called... CHARLES BUKOWSKI On the stage he was natural, simple, affecting, 'Twas only when he was off, he was acting OLIVER GOLDSMITH For a short time I was an assistant to a professional photographer, and I felt that my soul was not ... ORI GERSHT It was just too bad on his high bar dismount that he didn't take a smaller step because I think he c... MARK WILLIAMS I went out with a friend to a lesbian bar, and I flirted my (butt) off. It was such a great night. I... LENA HEADEY On the stage he was natural, simple, affecting, 'Twas only when he was off, he was acting. OLIVER GOLDSMITH When George spotted the pinup girl of his fondest fantasies across that cheesy bar, he had no idea w... KRISTEN CASEY The rules only applied to people who couldn’t afford different rules. CAMERON STRACHER One time, I came off stage and a guy named Roman Decare, God rest his soul, he was a comic. 'Lou... LOUIE ANDERSON I thought it was his arm, I didn't know his face was in the way. When I walked over there, he wasn't... BRANDON CLAUSSEN Somebody like Bowie was so interesting because when you got him off stage, he was like a businessman... D. A. PENNEBAKER Talking to (Renteria), he said that it was really tough for him to play the American League game, be... FREDI GONZALEZ There was a sad fellow over on a bar stool talking to the bartender, who was polishing a glass and l... RAYMOND CHANDLER The tree was so old, and stood there so alone, that his childish heart had been filled with compassi... KARL OVE KNAUSGåRD Corrigan crept up to the bar, cautiously moving around it. It looked like he was copying all the mov... CHRISTINA ENGELA When I was young, I used to wear a lot of wigs, and I was running on stage at a gig and tripped over... BONNIE TYLER Salzburg was where he was born and where he was rejected. I don't think he was capable of writing a ... LORIN MAAZEL I was born in Bournemouth, England, in 1943. J. PHILIPPE RUSHTON I was born in a blender. LORNA LUFT I was born 'neath a clouded star. JULIA WARD HOWE I wasn't born a redhead, but I was born to be a redhead. GEORGETTE MOSBACHER I was born to be funny. BUDDY HACKETT I was born in Palo Alto, California in 1961. ERIC ALLIN CORNELL He was in good spirits when I spoke to him this morning. You could see that there was a little bit o... CRAIG RIVET I used to joke with him that his greatest ad lib was a right hook. He mellowed over the years. FREDDIE BELL When I celebrated my bar mitzvah, there was no cake. Today, there is no such thing as a bar mitzvah ... RON BEN-ISRAEL My dad was a longshoreman in the Port of Miami. Tough job. I worked down there in the summer once. O... NICK FERGUSON He was slouched over with his hands across his stomach area. I thought he was going to be getting si... BOB BECCIA His dad was a real confidant. He was a real Rock of Gibraltar. I think part of their conversation wa... DAN HARRIS Even during the time he was failing, he was dedicated to his work ethic. He worked his tail off. JOE TORRE He looked at the viewscreen and couldn’t believe it. If the other ship were any closer, then it wo... CHRISTINA ENGELA It's a tricky thing. There is a lot of gang violence in Puerto Rico, a lot of young hotheads. I had ... AUBIN GOPORO I used to love stage above all, but that was when I was a single man. As I get older, the time commi... SEAMUS DEVER I don't think there was ever a situation that occurred, even though we over-filled certain areas, th... ERIC TAKAMURA I was not such a great student, ... So, when I graduated high school, I went to work cooking. I cook... BOBBY FLAY I worked with Steven Spielberg on 'AI,' and his level of preparation was extraordinary. He t... BRENDAN GLEESON I was a go-go dancer at the Dom on East 10th Street in NYC. This was a glittering ballroom over Stan... FANNY HOWE I was waiting for a train at Waverley Station in Edinburgh. My knee was hurting, so I asked a young ... MIRIAM MARGOLYES I was born in and worked in a period that could be called enviable. TONY CURTIS When I was a kid I joined the circus. I did that. It is true. But it's not like you think. There... CHRISTOPHER WALKEN He was a good horse over there. Hopefully, he can reproduce that form over here. It's important that... BOBBY FRANKEL Elvis was incredibly cooperative. He would try anything. He wasn't a diva, no prima donna. When ... JERRY LEIBER Absolutely. I - you know, he was so that much a part of my life that, you know, Elvis, you know, onc... PRISCILLA PRESLEY I don't want to be that guy mumbling into his drink at a bar. BILL MURRAY What you saw is what you got, ... He didn't have a stage persona. He was a very honest, open guy and... JOHN DENVER He kept telling me to stay calm - he was a little out of it. But when I came over to the sidelines, ... CHASE DANIEL I thought he was a player that didn't have any flaws. But what was most impressive was that in addit... GEORGE MCPHEE I think people forgave him for that. He was always such a macho guy, but that night, he wasn't. But ... HANK KAPLAN I could tell the whole day there was something off about him. When he walked in, he wouldn't take hi... JULIA JACOB He needed the people and the clamour around him. There was no questions and no doubts when he stood ... AYN RAND I worked at this great Toronto bar, Indian Motorcycle. I started off as the grunt. I was the guy who... DIEGO KLATTENHOFF If Stephen King was a killer, he will be the best killer ever existed, check out his novels, check o... DEYTH BANGER I guess I thought I was Elvis Presley but I'll tell ya something. All Elvis did was stand on a s... EVEL KNIEVEL I was the - my trendsetting moment was my bar mitzvah had the first, like, temporary tattoo guy. EVAN GOLDBERG When I was in college, I didn't think about him as a head coach, but he was such a good position coa... DANE LOOKER He jumped onto one of the benches and was about to bound onto the stage, when the bench toppled over... BOB WATKINS When it was over he (Freeman) thanked me for doing a good job. I did the best I could, but obviously... MACK GARNER I was inquiring as to a little more detail, and he informed me that he had been told that the presid... QUIN SNYDER So the first job that I got - my father got it for me - he had his clerical collar on, was a gay bar... TORI AMOS The war was over, ... They were defeated by the time he dropped those bombs -- I think he wanted to ... THOMAS GRAY I was in one bar band from 1965 to '69, then I was in another one from 1970 to '79 - a 9-yea... ERIC CARR When I was about fourteen, my mother took me to see a musical comedy-and that was my first experienc... AL HIRSCHFELD I remember seeing Tony Bennett on television. He was the only guy in the orchestra who was wearing a... KURT ELLING He was a real family man. Every Sunday he would cook up this big feast over at his house, and my wif... GLENN KROLL What was his surprise and his joy when, on looking himself over, he saw that he was no longer a Mari... CARLO COLLODI there was a soldier in the next room living with his wife and he would soon be going over there to p... CHARLES BUKOWSKI I remember having my father stand over me when I had driven over my own foot; one leg was out of the... RANDY BACHMAN It was a lot of excitement because the S-2 stage was what was the holdup for the Apollo mission and ... PRENTICE CARTE It was really beautiful for Carlos and I think it was also important for his own moral that he got t... KIM ANDERSEN Leo is very good at what he does. I go back a long way with Leo. I was managing the Braves when he w... JOE TORRE And there was a voice from the firmament that was over their heads, when they stood, and had let dow... BIBLE Then, in 2000, John Reid, Elton John's former manager, asked me to audition for the stage versio... JERRY HALL He was talking to a girl in a bar. You wanna do the math? JAMES PENDLETON When I was a young kid I loved Don Rickles, Buddy Hackett and Jackie Vernon. MARC MARON I was born in August, no July, 1908. SATCHEL PAIGE I was born in the technology era. MALUMA I was born with an evil face. BARRY SLOANE I was born in 1953, so that's the Eisenhower administration. LINCOLN CHAFEE By ancestry, I was born to rule. NELSON MANDELA I was raised to be a girl Michelangelo. CAROLYN KIZER I was born in Homestead, Florida. CHRISSY METZ I was born and raised in Honolulu, Hawaii. STEVE CASE I was born in a slum, but the slum wasn't born in me. JESSE JACKSON I was born into a family of preachers. DAVID SOUL I was raised on NBC television. DAN HARMON Hey, I was raised in the church. CHEECH MARIN Leadership is something I was born with. CARMELO ANTHONY As soon as they announced us as the winners we stood up and we started walking to the stage and ther... CHRIS HUFFMAN I thought it was a cross. All of the sudden, it was bouncing off the bar and into the net. LAURA PETER I thought it was way over the net, and it kind of dropped. I heard it hit the cross bar, and I thoug... JOCELYN THIBAULT
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