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I used to think the worst thing in life is to end up all alone. It's not. The worst thing in life is to end up with people who make you feel all alone.


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ROBIN WILLIAMS We constantly stress defense and that was the difference.
ROBIN WILLIAMS I believe in destiny. There must be a reason that I am as I am. There must be.
ROBIN WILLIAMS You're only given a spark of madness. You musn't lose it.
ROBIN WILLIAMS Politics: “Poli” a Latin word meaning "many" and "tics" meaning "bloodsucking creatures".
ROBIN WILLIAMS Why do they call it rush hour if no one moves?
ROBIN WILLIAMS God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the ...
ROBIN WILLIAMS You can fool some of the people some of the time and the rest you can jerk off
ROBIN MCLAURIN WILLIAMS Reality is just a crutch for people who can't handle drugs.
ROBIN MCLAURIN WILLIAMS The problem is, God gave man a brain and a penis and only enough blood to run one at a time.
ROBIN MCLAURIN WILLIAMS See what I mean? You gotta be crazy. Ain't no time to be sane.
ROBIN MCLAURIN WILLIAMS Sometimes I regret that the wonderful children's stories that have been made into movies were - ...
ROBIN HOBB Commerce is against morality. Morality is going to lose every time.
ROBIN DAY I was also lucky to play for an owner, Bud Selig, who truly cared about his players. He'd call m...
ROBIN YOUNT Bob Dylan and John Lennon and Bruce Springsteen, these are soul guys. Bruce Springsteen might not si...
ROBIN THICKE I think ever since I started to read, there have been favorite novels for different stages of my lif...
ROBIN HOBB I developed the pilot for 'Entertainment Tonight' with Jack Haley, Jr. and Al Masini, who be...
ROBIN LEACH