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Related It is what it is, it is what you make it. JAMES DURBIN To stand on the brink of what is coming, feeling eager, optimistic anticipation—with no feeli... ASK AND IT IS GIVEN Time travel was once considered scientific heresy, and I used to avoid talking about it for fear of ... STEPHEN HAWKING I regret that I wasn't more successful with my marriages, but it is what it is. TED TURNER I rushed it. There was probably more time than I thought. But we'd had three or four chances already... BRENT HEEMSKERK Unpredictability means what it means. I don't know how you define it. It is what it is. MICHAEL KEATON With '10,000,' our aim was to make a film that was entertaining and a roller-coaster ride; i... STEVEN STRAIT The reason it has relevance is because I, as a popular Arab personality - the Arab people like me an... OMAR SHARIF [Bush also defended the] Mission Accomplished ... People make a big deal out of it. It was not a mis... ABRAHAM LINCOLN I run everywhere I go. You wake up, and you do it, and you make the time. I bring my son, Duke, with... BILL RANCIC If it's about what I like, I like opera as a music and deathstep and dubstep. DEYTH BANGER The fact that I am Latino is not a secret. There's not much I can do about that. It is what it i... PETE GALLEGO Hannibal at eighteen was rooting for Mephistopheles and contemptuous of Faust, but he only half-list... THOMAS HARRIS You get to the point where you're like, 'I'm just doing me, and if people don't like... BEBE REXHA It is what it is, and it ain't nothin' else... Everything is clearly, openly, plainly delive... DAN FLAVIN It is what it is. I balled out, had some good years, man, had fun and did it with some guys and made... CALVIN JOHNSON I am Happy and satisfied with what I am.
10000 will take me wrong, 1000 will go against me, 100 will... NEHA KOTHARI If our mind was an ocean then every now and then we would have the perfect storm happening in it.Gar... GARY F EVANS... This is not the sort of thing that you crank out in a weekend, BRIAN GORMAN You can't shut yourself off from hearing it, ... I've heard everything from late first round to fift... BRUCE GRADKOWSKI I have been poor all of my life. It don't bother me. Now, if I was down and out, if it was life or d... ERIC FORD I think one third of my work is with first-time directors because I think I should, you know? Really... RUTGER HAUER Integrity is not everything, but it is the only thing that matters. JEFFREY FRY I never like it when a celebrity goes on Twitter and says, 'This isn't true!' It is what... HARRY STYLES You know, I don't think my music is important, I don't think it's changing the world, I ... SUFJAN STEVENS So what can I do now?" she spoke up a minute later. "Nothing," I said. "Just think about what c... HARUKI MURAKAMI The king may rule the kingdom, but it's the queen who moves the board. D.M. TIMNEY Believe it or not, I sold my first novel, 'Crank,' with only seventy-five pages complete. It... ELLEN HOPKINS Are you afraid now?" said Gregor. "At times," she admitted. "But it is no worse than if I were ... SUZANNE COLLINS I honestly sent out letters to every possible college to get my name out. I thought maybe I would ma... DANI LOUGHEED We used to do coke, till "Just Say No" put the stuff out of reach. Now it's crank. Meth. The monster... ELLEN HOPKINS I think that when the lies are all told and forgot the truth will be there yet. It dont move about f... CORMAC MCCARTHY He had a harder time helping her out though. He was asleep while she was doing stars. Without wings,... LAURIE FRANKEL I took all that data, fed it into a statistical model, turned the crank and out pops a prediction. IAIN PARDOE Our life is a series of moments. Let them all go. Moments. All gathering towards this one. NOW IS GOOD It is easy to be seen as either a genius or a crank. If you have a Ph.D., at least you somewhat lowe... EVGENY MOROZOV I used to do crazy things that people would bail me out of, and I'm just grateful that I survive... ERIC CLAPTON It's a big, big advantage because understanding what changes we might make takes time and it tak... VALENTINO ROSSI If I thought that was true, I could almost live with the rest of it.” “It is true,” I admit. �... SUZANNE COLLINS I take the good with the bad. I always wanted to be a comic, and part of that, for me, was that I wa... ERIK GRIFFIN Name the fears that are holding you back. It's the equivalent of flooding the boogeyman with light. GINA GREENLEE This is hard work. But that was dirty work. I used to feel sick, nauseous. I used to vomit all the t... LALITA DABERIA I saw that there is no Nature, That Nature doesn’t exist, That there are hills, valleys,... ALBERTO CAEIRO The regular season is here now so you don't have time to worry about none of that anyway, ... You've... PLAXICO BURRESS I said 'no,' because I didn't want to expose myself in that way. But I said, 'But I will do this cha... HELEN FIELDING It's early, but I really like this team, ... What you see is a bunch of professionals going out ther... ANTONIO DANIELS I said I was afraid and she told me to think about a time I felt brave and take that feeling into th... DIANE CHAMBERLAIN What is it that makes you so angry, bothers you so deeply, that you're compelled to act? CRAIG GROESCHEL The Madden Curse has really taken on a life of its own. People just love talking about it, and it is... DREW BREES Do you even know,” she said, and I could tell from the sound of her voice that she was about to cr... ANN LECKIE I have Tourettes and Aspergers, but Tourrets and Aspergers don't have me. You know, I'm doin... JAMES DURBIN Keanu thought he was Bill and I thought I was Ted. Then the assistant came out, and it was the oppos... ALEX WINTER It was just a whim, ... and I bounced it off my daughter. I thought she'd be against it. Instead she... BOB STONE Acting comes first. I would love to make an album. I was at an event... for Dionne Warwick, and we g... RAVEN GOODWIN I still like to make crank calls. KATE WALSH I'm a Crank. I'm slowly going crazy. I keep wanting to chew off my own fingers and randomly kill peo... JAMES DASHNER People ask why I always play crazy people and free spirits. I guess it is because I like to have fun... LUCY PUNCH He was talking about some crazy things I won't tell you what he said. He was out of it. LEON WASHINGTON My first single I was nominated for a Grammy with 'Crank That,' and I lost a Grammy to Kanye... SOULJA BOY It was odd to have something so personal out there in that way, but the good thing about art is that... GABRIELLE ZEVIN If the man doesn't believe as we do, we say he is a crank, and that settles it. I mean, it does nowa... MARK TWAIN I do not think stress is a legitimate topic of conversation, in public anyway. No one ever wants to ... MINDY KALING I call him a huckster. He's able to seduce money out of people to keep his operation going, but this... TOM ROBERTS I wish the music business was a much easier thing, but you know what? Nothing easy is worth anything... NAS I was very pleased that it turned out as well as it did. But now people are asking if we'll do it ag... DORIS TAYLOR You are all I think about. You know that right? You haunt my mind, but in a good way. You are absolu... MARY PITTMAN I'm not the fastest writer. I can't just crank out ideas that are good enough. AMY LEE It is a lie. ARTHUR MILLER I thought it was great, I loved it. It takes a lot of the pressure off. You don't get so angry if yo... JAMEA JACKSON Something did happen, and I really don't feel proud of it. DEYTH BANGER Most of the time, I ate it because I was running out of time and I just needed something to eat. I u... GREG TRENT Another time factor is output: proofing and printing. That is, getting your work out of the computer... BUFFY SAINTE-MARIE Everything that we enjoy is a result of someone's hard work. Some work is visible and other work goe... SHIV KHERA I’m glad I see with my eyes and not the pages I’ve read. ALBERTO CAEIRO It takes very little to govern good people. Very little. And bad people cant be governed at all. Or ... CORMAC MCCARTHY I get so sad that sad gets to be. So scared that all my feelings they up and leave me. I got so... TEGAN QUIN I’m in no hurry: the sun and the moon aren’t, either. Nobody goes faster than the legs they... ALBERTO CAEIRO I now have two titles (singles and doubles) under my belt and it feels great, ... I think with these... MARIA SHARAPOVA There’s another story I know. This one doesn’t have any swords or visions. This one is about a b... PRIYA ARDIS Now that I look back, I don't know why I was so stressed about it all this time. Funny how sometimes... R.J. PALACIO I work part-time after classes, so I don't get home until late. I really have no time to use the lib... PETER ANDERSON See the world for what it is. BEAUTIFUL! ANTHONY T. HINCKS The bolt appears to have come out of the bell crank and the question is why that came out. MICHAEL SLATTERY When you're recording to analog tape, it captures performance and you can't necessarily mani... DAVE GROHL I mean, comedy's hard. If you go back and look at the first season of 'Seinfeld,' it'... ZACHARY KNIGHTON I've gone skydiving twice. I was terrified about doing it, but I wanted to overcome that. The fi... MANDY MOORE If I'm to make an idol out of anything in this world, let it be knowledge. It is free except time, b... JON CHRISTOPHER GARLAND Let your actions speak LOVE. No matter what it is. NAPZ CHERUB PELLAZO In order to figure this artmaking stuff out, it's trial and error and experimentation, and takes... JIM GOLDBERG I think most people know when it's time, so I just let them make the decision. A lot of people know ... LINDA TAYLOR Pump gas and hydraulic cams are for minivans......... WAYNE SMOTHERS Things don’t have significance: they only have existence. Things are the only hidden meaning ... ALBERTO CAEIRO 37. It is better to be single and unhappy than unhappily married. JAMES C. DOBSON At the time I thought what I had with you and your mother was better than nothing. But if you can't ... CASSANDRA CLARE When I'm skiing, I listen to electronic music. It's repetitive and let's me get into a g... BEN SAUNDERS We're completely realistic about how hard this is, how time-consuming it is, how important it is. GRETCHEN DYKSTRA Every time I get through the work on a book of nonfiction, I say I'll never do it again; it take... DAVE EGGERS A world of "if"s, but it would make no difference. If I could go back in time... but I couldn't. The... DARREN SHAN When I started out in the eighties, the idea of creating serious comics for adults was pretty laugha... SETH I firmly believe, only because I've been doing this for so long, every show takes three years. 9... KALEY CUOCO
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BILL WATTERSON Happiness is being famous for your financial ability to indulge in every kind of excess. BILL WATTERSON If you don't have anything to say just keep quiet! Provoking a reaction isn't the same as saying som... BILL WATTERSON The kind of girl I was attracted to in school and eventually married. BILL WATTERSON . . . it's worth recognizing that there is no such thing as an overnight success. You will do well t... BILL WATTERSON I was reading about how countless species are being pushed toward extinction by man's destruction of... BILL WATTERSON A REAL job is a job you hate. BILL WATTERSON It seems like once people grow up, they have no idea what's cool. BILL WATTERSON Reading those turgid philosophers here in these remote stone buildings may not get you a job, but if... BILL WATTERSON There's an inverse relationship between how good something is for you, and how much fun it is. BILL WATTERSON Oh look, yet another Christmas TV special! How touching to have the meaning of Christmas brought to ... BILL WATTERSON If something is so complicated that you can't explain it in 10 minutes, than it's probably not worth... BILL WATTERSON You can lead people to the truth, but you can't make them understand it. BILL WATTERSON How come we play war and not peace?" "Too few role models. BILL WATTERSON Such is American business, I guess, where the desire for obscene profit mutes any discussion of cons... BILL WATTERSON Now what state do you live in?' 'Denial. BILL WATTERSON Mothers are the necessity of invention. BILL WATTERSON I learned about what I love. Imagination, deep friendship, animals, family, the natural world, ideas... BILL WATTERSON I was not prepared for the resulting attention. Besides disliking the diminishment of privacy and th... BILL WATTERSON I've got to start listening to those quiet, nagging doubts. BILL WATTERSON At school, new ideas are thrust at you every day. Out in the world, you'll have to find the inner mo... BILL WATTERSON Who was the guy who first looked at a cow and said, "I think I'll drink whatever comes out of these ... BILL WATTERSON Why isn't my life like a situation comedy? Why don't I have a bunch of friends with nothing better t... BILL WATTERSON By golly, life's too darn short to waste time trying to please every meddlesome moron who's got an i... BILL WATTERSON A box of new crayons! Now they're all pointy, lined up in order, bright and perfect. Soon they'll be... BILL WATTERSON I know the world isn't fair, but why isn't it ever unfair in my favor? BILL WATTERSON Sometimes when I'm talking, my words can't keep up with my thoughts. I wonder why we think faster th... BILL WATTERSON It's surprising how hard we'll work when the work is done just for ourselves. BILL WATTERSON It's not denial. I'm just selective about the reality I accept. BILL WATTERSON [Calvin: A 6-year-old boy who thinks like a grown-up and fantasizes like a child.] Calvin is very fr... BILL WATTERSON