I used to brag that I can hold up any eviction - even if the landlord had legal rights, I could hold it up for a year.

Can any of you seriously say the Bill of Rights could get through Congress today? It wouldn't even get out of committee.

I can get moody sometimes when I wake up after a nap - I'm like a four-year-old.

I can make just such ones if I had tools, and I could make tools if I had tools to make them with.

Even when I was very depressed, I could hold on to something. It seems that I have always had that streak of gold that I could hold on to.

If you are caught on a golf course during a storm and are afraid of lightning, hold up a 1-iron. Not even God can hit a 1-iron.