I used to be a brat
Jonathan Brandis
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I was a complete brat but was an angel with my mother. I used to be perfectly behaved, and my mother...
KAJOL I can be a real brat sometimes!
EMMA BUNTON I used to have terrible tantrums. I was temperamental when I was younger. Actually, what I needed wa...
DOROTHY HAMILL I hate that just because you happen to be good at something,people automatically think that's what m...
AMBER SMITH People know your tragedies and they treat you like
you’re not human. Like you’re a three-h...
ERIC JEROME DICKEY However, I hope I am also judged on my accomplishments as an actor and not just on my pretty face!
JONATHAN BRANDIS I want to be remembered as an actor who put in some good work in the beginning of his career, even b...
JONATHAN BRANDIS I do remember that I was sitting in the make-up chair before the shoots for a commercial or film or ...
JONATHAN BRANDIS One time I can stand fiddling in front of the mirror for an hour and another time I think: well hack...
JONATHAN BRANDIS I am the farthest thing from a computer genius.
JONATHAN BRANDIS Furthermore I will just have to see what the future will bring me. But a change of food whets the ap...
JONATHAN BRANDIS I like strong girls, as long as they don't get snappish. And furthermore I think it important th...
JONATHAN BRANDIS I attended a very small junior high and specially in the end that became a disaster. The principal w...
JONATHAN BRANDIS Allthough that doesn't happen often lately, I like to read exciting thrillers and those kinky ma...
JONATHAN BRANDIS I think that my biggest role models are people that have maybe struggled for a while and then finall...
JONATHAN BRANDIS Roy Schneider was cool. I learned quite a bit from him.
JONATHAN BRANDIS I mean, I try to say the right things and give the right advice. But still, I'm only a person.
JONATHAN BRANDIS As an actor you have one great fear: pimples!
JONATHAN BRANDIS When you're young, you should live out every weekend. Even if you look like a scarecrow, you jus...
JONATHAN BRANDIS Because the series is situated in the next century, and for the most part under water, there are man...
JONATHAN BRANDIS I need to try and get away from that brat role, or people are going to think I'm a natural brat.
WILL POULTER A coin is examined, and only after careful deliberation, given to a beggar, whereas a child is flung...
PETER WESSEL ZAPFFE I am a self-made brat.
STEVE WYNN Furniture is meant to be used and enjoyed.
NATALIE MORALES Do you love me as the person that I am now, or do you love me as the person I used to be?
ANTHONY T. HINCKS I'm tired of playing the brat.
CASEY AFFLECK I'll never miss a chance to remind you of what a brat you were. A gloriously beautiful and very spoi...
ROBIN HOBB I am a longtime, rabid fan of Jonathan Kozol.
SANDRA TSING LOH I'm from Connecticut. My Mom is an army brat, and my Dad is a navy brat. My childhood was fun. M...
CASSIE VENTURA Jonathan and I are highly aligned.
SCOTT MCNEALY How to be a Poet (to remind myself)
Make a place to sit down.
Sit down. Be quiet. <...
WENDELL BERRY if it doesn't come bursting out of you
in spite of everything,
don't do it.
unless it...
CHARLES BUKOWSKI To be, or not to be, that is the question.
WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE [Paula Abdul and Michael Bolton go way back. Back to when she was 7 - he used to baby-sit her.] I ha...
PAULA ABDUL You don't have to have long hair to be a Rock star, but it helps." - Jonathan Fox
ELIZABETH CORVA To tell you the truth, I was turning into a little spoiled brat after 'Rocky V.'
SAGE STALLONE To be honest, I used to always procrastinate when I write. I mean, I love writing, but I hate it.
DAVID GRANN How lucky I am to have known somebody and something that saying goodbye to is so damned awful.
EVANS G. VALENS People themselves makes a lots of mistakes and still loves himself,
and they never forget a single m...
OM BENIWAL You can not change what happened or bring back the past. But you can change the future by being stro...
DR ANIL KUMAR SINHA I'd always had quite a privileged lifestyle, to be honest. I've never wanted for anything, b...
ABBEY CLANCY To be or not to be. That's not really a question.
JEAN-LUC GODARD You are an imp, Lestat, you know it? A brat.
ANNE RICE The former "first brat" [has] become a Yippie among yuppies.
DON LESSEM When you watch Robin Williams, you can see a lot of Jonathan Winters. Robin is the first one to admi...
GILBERT GOTTFRIED I once was broken up with by a guy's doorman. 'I'm sorry Ms. Hobbes, Jonathan won't be coming down. ...
SEX AND THE CITY Kindness is universal. Sometimes being kind allows others to see the goodness in humanity through yo...
GERMANY KENT I wasn't hanging around the movie theaters in New York where I grew up, a Manhattan brat.
PETER BART I was hanging out with Jonathan Richman last night.
EVAN DANDO To be rich simply means,to be able to meet people's need.
DAVID ATTA (A.K.A DAVIED ATTLARS & MR DAIN) when your heart touched mine,I knew then we were one.
THERESA M WILSON To be rich simply means to be beneficial to others.
DAVID ATTA (A.K.A DAVIED ATTLARS & MR DAIN) More than any woman I ever knew, she comforted.' -Mrs. Huxley about Emma
DEBORAH HEILIGMAN That's silly,' said Martha. 'Friends should always tell each other the truth.
JAMES MARSHALL Kindness is the essence of greatness and the fundamental characteristic of the noblest men and women...
JOSEPH B. WIRTHLIN In this long eternal quest to be more like our Savior, may we try to be “perfect” men and women ...
JEFFREY R. HOLLAND And we learned that you don't have to be famous or rich or physically healthy to be a leader. You ju...
JOAN BAUER There is no tomorrow to remember if we don’t do something today, and to live most fully today, we ...
THOMAS S. MONSON Beauty—real everlasting beauty—lives not on our faces, but in our attitude and our actions. It l...
JUSTINA CHEN Once I started dancing, I was not the spoiled brat or the rebellious child that I was as a child.
SUZANNE FARRELL And Jonathan answered Saul his father, and said unto him, Wherefore shall he be slain? what hath he ...
BIBLE I've been called the Women's Auxiliary of the Brat Pack.
MOLLY RINGWALD I've got different things going on - part spiritualist, part humanitarian, part brat.
MIKE LOVE Do I have the courage of being a ruthless man to myself with the complete knowledge on my manner or ...
FEREIDOON YAZDI My cat is an ungrateful brat. -Nellie McKay
LARRY SMITH To be a success, you have to break down your wall of fear that you built around you to protect yours...
DEBASISH MRIDHA I always think of Gilbert Norrell as being Salieri to Jonathan Strange being Mozart.
EDDIE MARSAN Jonathan Lynn is one of the last actors Orsen Welles used in a production. It was wonderful. He'...
CUBA GOODING, JR. stop looking for job, create one.
SOTONYE ANGA I used to want to be a war photographer, and I used to want to be a ballerina and a comedian. I used...
CAT POWER To be lazy is stupid, to be a muscle machine is a crazy thing... and how far we go or father we all ...
DEYTH BANGER In the real world, they told you who to be, not the other way around.
RHODA BELLEZA People live for eating,but
I eat for survive
OM BENIWAL I'm so proud to be an Army brat, but it was not an easy life. Moving around so much, skating was...
ASHLEY WAGNER The sad heart needs work to do.
JOAN BAUER Most powerful of all powers in its holy insinuation is _being_. _To be_ is more powerful than even _...
GEORGE MACDONALD Eventually I came across another passage. This is what it said:
I am not commanding you, but I ...
NICHOLAS SPARKS To kill a mockingbird. If you haven't read it, I think you should because it is very interesting.
STEPHEN CHBOSKY I will never forget the vision of Jamie walking towards me.
NICHOLAS SPARKS As these images were going through my head, my breathing suddenly went still. I looked at Jamie, the...
NICHOLAS SPARKS You don't have to learn much out of books, it's like if you want to learn about cows, you go milk on...
HARPER LEE You can't really get to know a person until you get in their shoes and walk around in them.
HARPER LEE As you see you can't change what has happen in past if I could I do my best to don't happen in other...
DEYTH BANGER When people begin to define the things that they believe in, based upon the exclusion of all the thi...
C. JOYBELL C. I did a terrible job of composing myself. I was a spoiled brat from Long Island who benefitted from ...
JOHN MCENROE To be or not to be is not a question of compromise. Either you be or you don't be.
GOLDA MEIR To be mad is worse than not to be if this is what it is.
JOHNNY RICH Hamlet's Cat's Soliloquy
"To go outside, and there perchance to stay
Or to re...
HENRY N. BEARD Meant to be" allows for lazy. The idea of destiny alleviates anxiety; it comforts us. We stop believ...
STEPHANIE KLEIN To be or not to be isn't the question. The question is how to prolong being.
TOM ROBBINS I was a brat. It was crazy, I was very picky. In other words, I didn't take advantage of what wa...
SHERILYN FENN The Great and Tragic Love of Jonathan Shadowhunter and David the Silent, by Clary Fray, Aged 1...
CASSANDRA CLARE I used to be a fighter and I'm used to taking weight off.
BURT YOUNG It used to be a good hotel, but that proves nothing - I used to be a good boy
MARK TWAIN To be a leader, take action and be an example. To be an adviser, be wise.
DEBASISH MRIDHA Reach out and help others. If you have the power to make someone happy, do it. Be a vessel, be the c...
GERMANY KENT The joy in life is to be used for a purpose. I want to be used up when I die.
GEORGE BERNARD SHAW A movie I must have seen 10 times is 'Jonathan Livingston Seagull.' It's an old movie, b...
BERTRAND PICCARD I used to be a hairdresser.
DEE DEE RAMONE How to be wealthy;Birth an idea & then take it to the market place & believe that the market place w...
DAVID ATTA (A.K.A DAVIED ATTLARS & MR DAIN)
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However, I hope I am also judged on my accomplishments as an actor and not just on my pretty face!
JONATHAN BRANDIS I want to be remembered as an actor who put in some good work in the beginning of his career, even b...
JONATHAN BRANDIS I do remember that I was sitting in the make-up chair before the shoots for a commercial or film or ...
JONATHAN BRANDIS One time I can stand fiddling in front of the mirror for an hour and another time I think: well hack...
JONATHAN BRANDIS I am the farthest thing from a computer genius.
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JONATHAN BRANDIS I like strong girls, as long as they don't get snappish. And furthermore I think it important th...
JONATHAN BRANDIS I attended a very small junior high and specially in the end that became a disaster. The principal w...
JONATHAN BRANDIS Allthough that doesn't happen often lately, I like to read exciting thrillers and those kinky ma...
JONATHAN BRANDIS I think that my biggest role models are people that have maybe struggled for a while and then finall...
JONATHAN BRANDIS Roy Schneider was cool. I learned quite a bit from him.
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JONATHAN KOZOL If Heaven had looked upon riches to be a valuable thing, it would
not have given them to such a sco...
JONATHAN SWIFT He had been eight years upon a project for extracting sunbeams out of cucumbers, which were to be pu...
JONATHAN SWIFT Two Wrongs Don't Make a Right, nor do Two Rights Make a Left.
Which ever side you think i...
JONATHAN BAILEY If Heaven had looked upon riches to be a valuable thing, it would not have given them to such a scou...
JONATHAN SWIFT Since our technology is really just an extension of ourselves, we don’t have to have contempt for ...
JONATHAN FRANZEN Happiness is a perpetual possession of being well deceived.
JONATHAN SWIFT The latter part of a wise person's life is occupied with curing the follies, prejudices and false op...
JONATHAN SWIFT Every one desires to live long, but no one would be old.
JONATHAN SWIFT Your notions of friendship are new to me; I believe every man is born with his quantum, and he canno...
JONATHAN SWIFT Two friendships in two breasts requires The same aversions and desires.
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JONATHAN SHIPLEY The lack of belief is a defect that ought to be concealed when it cannot be overcome.
JONATHAN SWIFT The most positive men are the most credulous.
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JONATHAN SWIFT Your language indicates──and limits──what you think.
JONATHAN PRICE Freedom is an illusion. It always comes at a price. Thinking
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JONATHAN STROUD Looks?” the skull said. “Who cares about that? It’s superficial. Outward appearance doesn’t ...
JONATHAN STROUD Oh, we'll suffer in silence. You've given us plenty of practice at that.
JONATHAN STROUD Because you're unique . You shine like a beacon, attracting the attention of all dark things." It ch...
JONATHAN STROUD Nothing could keep me from you. Nothing in life or Death...
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JONATHAN STROUD Well, I make that one murder victim, one police interrogation and one conversation with a ghost,” ...
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JONATHAN STROUD Well, when you're being held at gunpoint by a geriatric madman in a metal skirt, you've kind of hit ...
JONATHAN STROUD God rest her soul and may she never walk at night
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JONATHAN STROUD One magician demanded I show him an image of the love of his life. I rustled up a mirror.
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JONATHAN STROUD Zealots: Wild eyed persons afflicted with incurable certainty about the workings of the world, a cer...
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JONATHAN STROUD Besides, if you're going to die horribly, you might as well do it with style.
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JONATHAN STROUD Men are happy to be laughed at for their humor, but not for their folly.
JONATHAN SWIFT Don't set your wit against a child.
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JONATHAN KOZOL The stoical scheme of supplying our wants by lopping off our desires, is like cutting off our feet w...
JONATHAN SWIFT Complaint is the largest tribute Heaven receives.
JONATHAN SWIFT Rebukes are easy from our betters,
From men of quality and letters;
But when low dunces will ...
JONATHAN SWIFT What some people invent the rest enlarge.
JONATHAN SWIFT All human race would be wits. And millions miss, for one that hits.
JONATHAN SWIFT Nothing is so great an example of bad manners as flattery. If you flatter all the company, you pleas...
JONATHAN SWIFT In church your grandsire cut his throat; to do the job too long he tarried: he should have had my he...
JONATHAN SWIFT Better belly burst than good liquor be lost.
JONATHAN SWIFT We are so fond on one another because our ailments are the same.
JONATHAN SWIFT Argument, as usually managed, is the worst sort of conversation, as in books it is generally the wor...
JONATHAN SWIFT Censure is the tax a man pays to the public for being eminent.
JONATHAN SWIFT What makes literature interesting is that it does not survive its translation. The characters in a n...
JONATHAN MILLER Coffee makes us severe, and grave, and philosophical.
JONATHAN SWIFT Living in cities is an art, and we need the vocabulary of art, of style, to describe the peculiar re...
JONATHAN RABAN One of the very best rules of conversation is to never, say anything which any of the company wish h...
JONATHAN SWIFT And he gave it for his opinion, that whoever could make two ears of corn, or two blades of grass, to...
JONATHAN SWIFT Pick battles big enough to matter, small enough to win.
JONATHAN KOZOL Ambition often puts Men upon doing the meanest offices; so climbing is performed in the same positio...
JONATHAN SWIFT The best doctors in the world are Doctor Diet, Doctor Quiet, and Doctor Merryman.
JONATHAN SWIFT I wasn't driven into medicine by a social conscience but by rampant curiosity.
JONATHAN MILLER For the rest,
Whatever we have got has been by infinite labor, and search, and ranging through e...
JONATHAN SWIFT We have a choice: to plow new ground or let the weeds grow.
JONATHAN WESTOVER I went to Washington to challenge the soft bigotry of low expectations,
JONATHAN KOZOL What they do in heaven we are ignorant of; what they do not do we are told expressly.
JONATHAN SWIFT I never knew a man come to greatness or eminence who lay abed late in the morning.
JONATHAN SWIFT One enemy can do more hurt than ten friends can do good.
JONATHAN SWIFT When a true genius appears in this world, you may know him by this sign, that the dunces are all in ...
JONATHAN SWIFT 'Tis an old maxim in the schools,
That flattery's the food of fools;
Yet now and then your men...
JONATHAN SWIFT She wears her clothes as if they were thrown on with a pitch folk.
JONATHAN SWIFT One of the oddest features of western Christianized culture is its ready acceptance of the myth of t...
JONATHAN RABAN I will venture to affirm, that the three seasons wherein our corn has miscarried did no more contrib...
JONATHAN SWIFT It is a maxim among these lawyers, that whatever hath been done before, may legally be done again: a...
JONATHAN SWIFT Come, agree, the law's costly.
JONATHAN SWIFT There's none so blind as they that won't see.
JONATHAN SWIFT Satire is a sort of glass wherein beholders do generally discover everybody's face but their own; wh...
JONATHAN SWIFT Brutes find out where their talents lie;
A bear will not attempt to fly,
A foundered horse w...
JONATHAN SWIFT Over emphatic negatives always suggest that what is being denied may be what is really being asserte...
JONATHAN RABAN But when a Man
JONATHAN SWIFT Pretense is the overrating of any kind of knowledge we pretend to.
JONATHAN SWIFT There are two sorts of hypocrites; ones that are deceived with their outward morality and external r...
JONATHAN EDWARDS Attitudes to museums have changed. If it had Marilyn Monroe's knickers or Laurence Olivier's jockstr...
JONATHAN MILLER Grace is but glory begun, and glory is but grace perfected.
JONATHAN EDWARDS I said there was a society of men among us, bred up from their youth in the art of proving by words ...
JONATHAN SWIFT Invention is the talent of youth, as judgment is of age.
JONATHAN SWIFT Interest is the spur of the people, but glory that of great souls. Invention is the talent of youth,...
JONATHAN SWIFT I wont quarrel with my bread and butter.
JONATHAN SWIFT I wonder what fool it was that first invented kissing.
JONATHAN SWIFT It was a bold person that first ate an oyster.
JONATHAN SWIFT A bad forgery's the ultimate insult.
JONATHAN GASH Promises and pie crusts are made to be broken.
JONATHAN SWIFT But you think that it is time for me to have done with the world, and so I would if I could get into...
JONATHAN SWIFT She wears her clothes as if they were thrown on her with a
pitchfork.
JONATHAN SWIFT Ambition often puts men upon doing the meanest offices; so climbing is performed in the same positi...
JONATHAN SWIFT And he gave it for his opinion, "that whoever could make two ears
of corn, or two blades of grass, ...
JONATHAN SWIFT I warrant you lay abed till the cows came home.
JONATHAN SWIFT Faith, that's as well said as if I had said it myself.
JONATHAN SWIFT Forget regret, or life is yours to miss.
JONATHAN LARSON Reason is a very light rider, and easily shook off.
JONATHAN SWIFT There's an enduring American compulsion to be on the side of the angels. Expediency alone has never ...
JONATHAN RABAN What she doesn't say is just as important as what she does say -- but there's so much more of it. I ...
JONATHAN KATZ Nor do they trust their tongue alone, but speak a language of their own; can read a nod, a shrug, a ...
JONATHAN SWIFT I never wonder to see men wicked, but I often wonder to see them not ashamed.
JONATHAN SWIFT As blushing will sometimes make a whore pass for a virtuous woman, so modesty may make a fool seem a...
JONATHAN SWIFT How we apples swim.
JONATHAN SWIFT Instead of dirt and poison, we have rather chosen to fill our
hives with honey and wax, thus furnis...
JONATHAN SWIFT Convey a libel in a frown.
And wink a reputation down!
JONATHAN SWIFT For in reason, all government without the consent of the governed is the very definition of slavery.
JONATHAN SWIFT The worthiest people are the most injured by slander, as is the best fruit which the birds have been...
JONATHAN SWIFT Modesty may make a fool seem a man of sense.
JONATHAN SWIFT They say fingers were made before forks, and hands before knives.
JONATHAN SWIFT What some invent the rest enlarge.
JONATHAN SWIFT I heard the little bird say so.
JONATHAN SWIFT