I tried to play rugby but was never very good.

I'm not very good at being domesticated. I've tried. The domestic life I find claustrophobic - the rituals and habits and patterns.

I couldn't get as big as a bodybuilder. I tried to put on as much weight in the right places as I could. My weightlifting was impressive for me, but not for some of the guys I see down at the gym.

When I did play, I tried to make the most of it.

I tried to be a ski bum when I stepped away from Twitter, and I wasn't a very good skier.

I like to keep fit, but I never lift very heavy weights.