I tried to go out for theater or theater arts, but I was too scared or too intimidated. But I had a lot of friends on the cross country team that had great senses of humor.

In maybe 1963, we had 'Collier's Encyclopedia,' and they sent us their yearly LP. I heard the Beatles talking on there. That was the first time I tried altering my voice, doing a Liverpudlian accent.

She tried to analyze me once but she got too scared.

I did a lot of ridiculous television. Between 1980 and '85 I had no confidence, so I did everything I was told to do.

It's not for me. I tried human flesh and it's too salty for my taste.

I really enjoy being a dad, and maybe I took it too seriously, but I love being around my kids.