I tried so hard to be what you needed.

Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well-preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, champagne in one hand - strawberries in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming .. WOO HOO - What a Ride!"

The quickest way to double your money is to fold it in half and put it back in your pocket.

‎"...If you did not see it with your own eyes, or hear it with your own ears, don't invent it with your small mind & share it with your big mouth!!"

If you wait for all the lights to be green, you'll never leave the house.

Forget your heaven, and your hell aswell. Cast out your morbid doubt and sleep a hundered years. The inevitable end will find you in your blindness. It will seek you in your slumber, in the numbness of your sweet denial and defile you, dim dreamer. And when death takes you, you will not awake elsewhere for there is no believer's bliss. There is one eternal certinty and that is the abyss.