I took a cookery course. On the examination, I had to cook a cheese omelet with peas and an egg custard. With the egg custard, which was supposed to be a dessert, I forget to put the sugar in, so that's more of a quiche, isn't it?

I did an O-level in domestic science when I was at school, but on the day of the practical exam, it was a cookery nightmare.

Dessert without cheese is like a beauty with only one eye

I inherited my weight problem from my mum. She was always on diets. If there was a box of chocolates in the house, she'd eat half a chocolate, then put the other half back. She loved me, but she did encourage me to diet in my teens.

I've been to the White House and had Hilary Clinton push through the crowd to come and meet me. Chelsea Clinton, too.

Just about every available female--and some unavailable--seemed to think the way to his heart was through his blood sugar levels.