I too shall lie in the dust when I am dead, but now let me win noble renown.


Homer

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Be still my heart; thou hast known worse than this.
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And what he greatly thought, he nobly dared.
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A decent boldness ever meets with friends.
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How vain, without the merit, is the name.
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Not vain the weakest, if their force unite.
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A guest never forgets the host who had treated him kindly.
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Persuasive speech, and more persuasive sighs, Silence that spoke and eloquence of eyes.
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The fates have given mankind a patient soul.
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Nothing shall I, while sane, compare with a friend.
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True friends appear less moved than counterfeit.
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Hateful to me as are the gates of hell, Is he who, hiding one thing in his heart, Utters another.
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Hunger is insolent, and will be fed.
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Without a sign, his sword the brave man draws, and asks no omen, but his country's cause.
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Yet, taught by time, my heart has learned to glow for other's good, and melt at other's woe.
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Wise to resolve, and patient to perform.
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The charity that is a trifle to us can be precious to others.
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Words empty as the wind are best left unsaid.
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There is a time for many words, and there is also a time for sleep.
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Winged words.
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A man dies still if he has done nothing, as one who has done much.
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The outcome of the war is in our hands; the outcome of words is in the council.
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The difficulty is not so great to die for a friend, as to find a friend worth dying for.
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You ought not to practice childish ways, since you are no longer that age.
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We are quick to flare up, we races of men on the earth.
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It is tedious to tell again tales already plainly told.
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Once harm has been done, even a fool understands it.
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It is not possible to fight beyond your strength, even if you strive.
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A companion's words of persuasion are effective.
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I detest that man who hides one thing in the depths of his heart, and speaks for another.
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Do thou restrain the haughty spirit in thy breast, for better far is gentle courtesy.
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By their own follies they perished, the fools.
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A small rock holds back a great wave.
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There is a fullness of all things, even of sleep and love.
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Two friends, two bodies with one soul inspired.
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Do not mourn the dead with the belly
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Life and death are balanced on the edge of a razor.
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Why cover the same ground again? ... It goes against my grain to repeat a tale told once, and told s...
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Far and near friends knew this house; for he whose home it was had much acquaintance in the world
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The blade itself incites to deeds of violence.
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Let me not then die ingloriously and without a struggle, but let me first do some great thing that s...
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No one can hurry me down to Hades before my time, but if a man's hour is come, be he brave or be he ...
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Hektor, argue me no agreements. I cannot forgive you.
As there are no trustworthy oaths between...
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Yea, and if some god shall wreck me in the wine-dark deep,
even so I will endure…
For al...
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But you, Achilles,/ There is not a man in the world more blest than you--/ There never has been, nev...
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Why have you come to me here, dear heart, with all these instructions? I promise you I will do every...
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And overpowered by memory
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For man - killing ...
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Like the generations of leaves, the lives of mortal men. Now the wind scatters the old leaves across...
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Even a fool learns something once it hits him.
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How prone to doubt, how cautious are the wise!
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I'm satisfied. It's straight, ... But it's just so hot, and I'm just so frustrated.
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There is nothing nothing more nobler or more admirable than two people who see eye to eye keeping ho...
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Wisdom never lies
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By mutual confidence and mutual aid - great deeds are done, and great discoveries made
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Achilles absent, was Achilles still
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A guest never forgets the host who had treated him kindly
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…and they limp and halt, they’re all wrinkled, drawn, they squint to the side, can’t look you ...
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Ruin, eldest daughter of Zeus, she blinds us all, that fatal madness—she with those delicate feet ...
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Heaven has appointed us dwellers on earth a time for all things.
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Wine can of their wits the wise beguile, Make the sage frolic, and the serious smile
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Men grow tired of sleep, love, singing, and dancing sooner than war
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[I]t is the wine that leads me on,
the wild wine
that sets the wisest man to sing
at ...
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He went off without a word along the shore of the sounding sea.
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For you are goddesses, inside on everything, know everything. But we mortals hear only the news, and...
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They would eat its blossoms and stalks in the spring, ... And use its fiber to make rabbit nets, san...
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Even his griefs are a joy, long after, to one that remembers all that he wrought and endured
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Too many kings can ruin an army
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But when he spoke, that great voice of his poured out of his chest in words like the snowflakes of w...
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By hook or by crook this peril too shall be something that we remember
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[B]ut it is only what happens, when they die, to all mortals.
The sinews no longer hold the fle...
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Come then, put away your sword in its sheath, and let us two go up into my bed so that, lying togeth...
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down from his brow
she ran his curls
like thick hyacinth clusters
full of blooms
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Aries in his many fits knows no favorites.
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These nights are endless, and a man can sleep through them,
or he can enjoy listening to storie...
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Immortals are never alien to one another.
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So, the gods don't hand out all their gifts at once, not build and brains and flowing speech to all....
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out of sight,out of mind
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Few sons are like their fathers--most are worse, few better.
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And empty words are evil.
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Now from his breast into the eyes the ache
of longing mounted, and he wept at last,
his de...
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some things you will think of yourself,...some things God will put into your mind
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Each man delights in the work that suits him best.
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My name is Nobody.
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Men are so quick to blame the gods: they say
that we devise their misery. But they
themsel...
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Ah how shameless – the way these mortals blame the gods. From us alone they say come all their mis...
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Sleep, delicious and profound, the very counterfeit of death
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Be strong, saith my heart; I am a soldier;
I have seen worse sights than this.
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A man who has been through bitter experiences and travelled far enjoys even his sufferings after a t...
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There is nothing alive more agonized than man / of all that breathe and crawl across the earth.
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Why so much grief for me? No man will hurl me down to Death, against my fate. And fate? No one alive...
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The gods granted us misery, in jealousy over the thought that we two, always together, should enjoy ...
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…but there they lay, sprawled across the field, craved far more by the vultures than by wives.
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There was one on Kentucky Avenue that sunk so much that a lady couldn't even get out of her driveway...
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When your design stinks, Engineering 101 says admit your mistakes and go back to the drawing board,
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After the event, even a fool is wise
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Without a sign, his sword the brave man draws, and asks no omen but his country's cause
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I detest that man, who hides one thing in the depths of his heart, and speaks forth another
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The Lord gives and the Lord takes away, as it pleases him, for he can do all things.
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What a lamentable thing it is that men should blame the gods and regard us as the source of their tr...
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Men grow tired of sleep, love, singing and dancing, sooner than war.
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Life is largely a matter of expectation.
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Roads are just a suggestion, like pants.
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It is better to confess ignorance than provide it.
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The sun will not rise or set without my notice, and thanks.
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I had discovered that learning something, no matter how complex, wasn't hard when I had a reason to ...
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You can't play with one hand in this business at all. You have to be really focused.
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A rocket won't fly unless somebody lights the fuse.
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Do not think that I have stopped painting, for at any moment, I am liable to paint a good picture.
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You can't get along without a knowledge of the principles and rules governing the influence of o...
WINSLOW HOMER
The only monster here is the gambling monster that has enslaved your mother! I call him Gamblor, and...
HOMER SIMPSON
I wouldn't go across the street to see a Bouguereau. His pictures look false; he does not get th...
WINSLOW HOMER
It's not easy to juggle a pregnant wife and a troubled child, but somehow I managed to squeeze in 8 ...
HOMER SIMPSON
Mr. C. Klackner has for sale four etchings etched by myself, at the expense of two years' time &...
WINSLOW HOMER
Trying is the first step towards failure". - Homer Simpson
HOMER SIMPSON
Why don't those stupid idiots let me in their crappy club for jerks?
HOMER SIMPSON
Jebus, Buddha, I love you alllllllllllllllllll
HOMER SIMPSON
Stupid Flounders!
HOMER SIMPSON
We have learn't a very valuable leasson today: it's better to watch stuff then to do stuff.
HOMER SIMPSON
Just because i don't listen doesn't mean i don't understand.
HOMER SIMPSON
If you're going to get mad at me everytime I do something stupid then I guess I'll have to stop doin...
HOMER SIMPSON
Marge, don’t discourage the boy. Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It’s what separa...
HOMER SIMPSON