I told the ambulance men the wrong blood type for my ex, so he knows what rejection feels like.

Health food shops can make people feel very important; it's like a brand new religion with people trying to convert you to quinoa.

He is so old that his blood type was discontinued.

Until I was about 14, I was a fat boy, or at least I looked like a fat boy. I think that being funny was a bit of a defence mechanism for me, so I ended up being a bit of a joker.

One's happiness depends less on what he knows than on what he feels.

We don't keep a lot of type B blood on the shelf.