I told Kurt I'm rooting for him, hoping he gets back and gets healthy. My goal is to give him an opportunity to make a run at the playoffs when he gets back. I need to hand him a team that's 2-3 or 3-3 or whatever it, and let him have a shot at it.
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Related Every time he gets in a position to compete for playing time, he gets a setback none of which he can... BRYAN STINESPRING He'll come back when he's ready to come back. I'm not going to give him a time frame. That's not my ... SETH GREENBERG I would like him to play. Mike would be an asset to the team no doubt. He really came into his hitti... WADE MACKEY He had opportunities, but when he received the ball with his back to the goal, they had 3-4 guys on ... BRENT WALSTON I can't talk him through the drills, but he can sit back and watch it a time or two, and he gets out... LARRY EASTERWOOD If he gets a good enough offer for track, I guess we'd have to sit back and think about it as a fami... KEN CARTER He doesn't dance. He doesn't jive. There's not all this other stuff. When he gets $140 million or wh... GARRY DONNA Drew goes with the flow. When he gets the ball, he produces. We don't run many plays for him. He had... LEBRON JAMES Kurt is the engine in that offense. He makes them go. We wanted to get to him. We wanted to get shot... GRANT WISTROM We all feel for him. It's tragic that that happened at that time. It's a bad situation for him to be... AL NIPPER We felt like Darrel Mitchell was the key to their team, so we tried to run at him and trap him as mu... BILLY DONOVAN Peyton's tough. I talked to him after the game. He's been through this before (the Colts are 3-6 in ... ARCHIE MANNING You want every shot he takes to be contested over a hand, and you don't want to let him get anything... WES MILLER And look what it gets President Bush: It just gets him a kick in the rear, ... That's what they've d... JOHN C. DANFORTH (1) Never give anything away for nothing. (2) Never give more than you have to give (always catch th... WILLIAM S. BURROUGHS I never even heard of him or met him in my life. But when I got downstairs, he said, 'I've been wait... HAL TURNER We knew he could shoot the 3. We were late sometimes getting out to contest the shot. He knocked it ... JOSH DUNCAN Hitch is Hitch and you just have to let him go, he gets mad. JOE SAKIC This guy is not someone who is easy to get down. I knew we would be in position but he gets contact ... MIKE SHERMAN The way he was scoring . . . we allowed him to do things we shouldn't have let him do. Once he gets ... CHARLES BURKETT I have a son, Mason, who is disabled - cerebral palsy - and he does not walk independently, sit inde... LAURA SAN GIACOMO A guy ran a red light like at 2AM, got home fine, no police saw him or anything like that. About 3 w... UNKNOWN Jerry spoke with Hughes (Jr.) several times a day, usually at 2 or 3 a.m., when Hughes called him. T... CHARLES OWENS You always have got to have a guy like Buck on year team. He does whatever you ask him to do, guard ... ADRIAN DANTLEY It's nice to have our best player back. We know what he can do when he gets his legs under him. AUSTIN CROSHERE I remember when they signed Isaac back, I called and congratulated him. I told him it was going to b... TORRY HOLT I understand them feeling like (if) he is going to get hurt on their property they are going to have... BUS COOK He did what he does. When he gets going like that, we just get him the ball and let him play. Obviou... BRIAN DUTCHER I thought we defended him pretty well, but he hit everything he shot ? 2-pointers, 3-pointers, and h... ELDON HOY I told him we can get David Copperfield if we want a magic act. He needs to make sure the damn ball ... GREGG WILLIAMS It might be a possibility. With me coming back, who knows? We might go back to a 4-3. But that's not... SPENCER JOHNSON My brother wouldn't let me just throw it back to him. He taught me how to long snap, and he told me ... ETHAN ALBRIGHT Other clubs will look at him as a second baseman or an outfielder. Mentally, he is happy. He is goin... ALBERTO CASTILLO He was dominant, and we told him, when he gets ahead of hitters, he's going to be dominant. He was a... MIKE LIEBDZINSKI Hopefully, it's nothing and he'll be ready for the season. I wish him luck and hope he gets healthy. CARLOS ZAMBRANO I anticipate the starter going five or six, and Gil going two or three. When he gets through that, w... MIKE HARGROVE At this point, he's got football responsibilities. The next four weeks, I don't expect him to be aro... DAN HARTLEB The crowd chant his name when he comes on to bowl, when he gets on the team bus there are big cheers... MONTY PANESAR I was the one who was helping him out. But I guess he heard from somebody that I told Coach not to p... GILBERT ARENAS I don't want to make this sound bad, but he plays wherever he wants to. He does step out and shoot t... JEFF KASPARIE I give [Tomes] a lot of credit. I called him this morning when he was in class and told him he was g... BRUCE MARSHALL Well, he did what he had to do. Whatever Kurt feels good about tonight. I wouldn't have done that to... MATT KENSETH We threw a few guys at (Lucas) trying to keep fresh legs, and there were a couple of times we tried ... DAN STOLZ It's frustrating for him. But I think it's important for our guys' frame of mind to win a game befor... ROYCE WALTMAN My dad used to design cars, boats and vans, ... I would sit next to him from the time I was 3 and co... CHIP FOOSE He's always been low-key. I can hardly get a couple of words out of him, and I've known him for nine... CHRIS RILEY Chris is very steady. He's had a fine year. He gets overlooked. They tease him about it. I tease him... MIKE HOLMGREN Rip was aggressive early. And once he got it cooking, we kept going to him and we fed off him. When ... CHAUNCEY BILLUPS A friend of mine told a story about a date with a guy she was really excited about: He stood her up.... GREG BEHRENDT I had to call at midnight Iraqi time. I told Justin how proud of him I was and that I wished I could... BRUCE CUNNINGHAM Someone taught him right. He gets it. TOM GLAVINE It's more a feeling of ? not revenge or relief ? just an overall great feeling. He has a strong base... ANDREW POULSON I know for me sometimes I may get a hand on him, but by him being shorter I may lose him because I'v... KEN LUCAS I know this experience will only help him and I look for him to be back contending for the state tit... JOE FUNDERBURK It gets worse. Josh tell her that he loves her. She says it back. He touches her. She touches him ba... STEPHANIE PERKINS When I go see him, I talk to him through a glass window, and it's hard to talk to somebody like that... CLINTON SOLOMON He's only 23 so he's still young and for him to be as good as he is now is an incredible thing. But ... KALEB TOTH When we got him, he was a late 2-year-old, almost 3. (Previous trainers) tried to break him, but it ... BRUCE MILLER He brings a lot of energy to the practice field. A lot of guys feed off him. When he gets on the fie... BILLY MCMULLEN I told Josh if he had a shot, take it. We were down by a lot. He had some looks. I told him 'don't w... BILLY MITCHELL The Rule of Sibs: If your sibling gets something you want, you (1) try to take it; (2) break it; or ... PATRICIA FLEMING I've been telling him for a couple years that I would like to see him spread his stance out. He trie... TERRY PENDLETON We knew that Cox was a very good shooter from 3-point range and were determined to not let him get c... JOE AIELLO It's his downfall. It's what gets him at the end, that he won't let the love in. He's incapable of i... CHARLES SHYER Honestly, it was a mental thing with Cedric at the start of the season. He was healthy, but it took ... BILLY HITE We'll see where he fits and how he performs. If you don't start him, it would be very difficult to g... FRANK ROBINSON There's never no relief, 'cause my son's gone. What could bring him back? At least this way, I know ... MAE RHYNES The first two or three plays he was in I was about ready to reach out and choke him. After the game,... ROY WILLIAMS If I were reincarnated, I'd want to come back a buzzard. Nothing hates him or envies him or wants hi... WILLIAM FAULKNER Wild card or not, playoffs or not, our season ain't over. The game ain't over when it's 3-1. The gam... A.J. BURNETT I think he can be a great 4-3 end. If he puts a hand on the ground, he will bring the heat. And he'l... LARRY JOHNSON Price was down 3-0 to that guy, and then came back to strike him out. CHARLES DAVIS After looking at the film ... Bobby is ready to get a few more reps, so we're going to make him the ... LARRY FEDORA Chris Rodgers had a great game at both ends of the court, because he let shots come to him instead o... LUTE OLSON It's not going to be real easy for him when he gets older. LONNIE SANDOVAL When I was about 3, my grandfather used to give me and my sister a nickel to sit out on the front po... TOMMY SHAW They have a great quarterback. He reads defenses well and gets rid of it in a hurry. We're not going... BERNARD DAVIS I call him Cool Hand Luke. That's his name, because nothing gets to him, on the field or off the fie... DERRICK BURGESS I think you always have to be aware of where he (Young) is and not turn your back on him. Some teams... A.J. HAWK It's really a very simple arrangement, little mother. He fully understands that either they get heal... DAVID EDDINGS It's good because it gets him back in the gym, back into the mode of training for a big fight. ... G... FREDDIE ROACH Going to 16, you always worry that he's going to do the miraculous shot and make a 2, and I guess th... DAVID HOWELL Our goal was to slow down Cage. He's a hell of a player. If he gets going, he's tough to stop. I tri... DEANDRE HAYNES Rising really attacks the ball. I don't have to tell him what to do; he just gets after it. ADAM HYNDMAN I even saw him post up a few times. And everybody knows he can shoot the 3-ball. JASON RICH What we're telling Dee is that the most important thing now is for him to get healthy. Whether he co... JAY PRICE Frankie is my baby. He is the sweetest dog in the world. Frankie is like the son I never had. He kee... ESAI MORALES He was sound enough but lame at the trot when we got him back. We scanned him yesterday and enough's... HOWARD JOHNSON He was a great competitor, great player for us, a three-year starter. I think it is an honor for me ... BILL TOMPKINS I don't know if Coach will let him shoot a a 3-pointer. I don't know. JOSH RUARK He is a unicorn. I want to gently capture him and bring him back to my lab for research. AMANDA MOSHER Darrel's been very good at getting shots in transition. When he gets it on an outlet pass, he is so ... JOHN BRADY I love to watch Droughns run. He sees the hole and goes through it so naturally. If you get him just... ROBERT NUNN I'm sitting at 150, $1,000 gets you nowhere. I was at my wits end. I was hitting it terrible at the ... ANDREW JOHNSON I told him going into surgery that we were going to try to get a long-term deal. I told him not to w... A.J. SMITH I told him it's okay. I've been there a lot last year. I know the feeling, you just got to shake it ... MICHAEL PITTMAN I don't know what he has to prove, ... He's an everyday player, and they need to play him at one pos... EDGARDO ALFONZO He put it in through my legs. I think that's a save I've got to make, especially 3-2. JASON BACASHIHUA For Murphy and Moss, there is no specific adjustment that we are looking for. More ABs against good ... BEN CHERINGTON When a man’s temper gets the best of him, it reveals the worst of him. VIKRANT PARSAI
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I guess it's natural to mingle with guys in your position, ... I also (hang out) with receivers Brya... JOSH MCCOWN I'm starting Neil Lomax next week. JOSH MCCOWN As a team we went out and got a win when we were 0-3 and that's what it's all about, JOSH MCCOWN I felt him come in late and I felt him try to get it away. I tried to get it off but he made a good ... JOSH MCCOWN It's unbelievable. It's an honor. I don't care where you at, when this many people come out to watch... JOSH MCCOWN My goal is to make sure that he stays locked up for the rest of his miserable life -- here or in Mex... JOSH MCCOWN We're just beating ourselves, JOSH MCCOWN They may have blitzed a little bit more. That's what you do when you have a quarterback change -- yo... JOSH MCCOWN David's help was just tremendous, ... When they did away with that office, I just thought, 'I hope I... JOSH MCCOWN It's hard to let another country dictate to you policies of something that happened to you in your j... JOSH MCCOWN I can't begin to tell you how complex it all gets. It's horrible, JOSH MCCOWN We offer all the standard services including some sick call appointments for skin, eye and ear probl... MICHAEL MCCOWN You took an area that already has a struggling social service safety net, and into that net you dump... SCOTT MCCOWN It is totally about tax cuts. Our current deficits are not the result of critical spending to help l... SCOTT MCCOWN If I've got money to change an election, it's going to be a lot easier on me to change your mind. If... SCOTT MCCOWN Dallas and Austin have the poorest rich kids on the block. SCOTT MCCOWN The Ruiz litigation transformed our prison from a backwards Southern plantation-style system into a ... SCOTT MCCOWN All the problems they're complaining about, the leaking roof, the gas odor and bad wiring, the lack ... MARK MCCOWN We want people to understand we are not anti-levy. We just believe they (school officials) have chos... MARK MCCOWN Tonight we felt like we did what we needed to do for us to win. We wanted them to be the ones that m... MEGAN MCCOWN My granddaddy on my momma's side, he was a romantic. He loved love songs. Every Valentine's ... JOSH TURNER I didn't have any expectations of what my family life would end up being like. But I've been... JOSH TURNER My manager came up with the idea of taking a Pro Tool rig out on the road to record every night and ... JOSH TURNER It's hard sometimes to capture magic when it comes to live records. JOSH TURNER I didn't rebel in the way a lot of people do. JOSH TURNER To think that my heart and my words and my music saved somebody's life, it takes a while to just... JOSH TURNER I've never had the patience of a teacher. JOSH TURNER Raising three boys is a huge responsibility for me, especially in this day and time when I look arou... JOSH TURNER When I first started out in this business, it was easy because nobody wanted anything from me. But n... JOSH TURNER In today's time, writing stuff that actually happened is touch-and-go, because you don't wan... JOSH TURNER The coolest gift I've ever gotten from a fan was from the Franklin Mint. It was a knife, and it ... JOSH TURNER One of my favorite places is Seattle. Growing up, I never thought I'd be able to go to Seattle. ... JOSH TURNER Not only am I trying to be a daddy, but also a friend, not be the old fogey that's slowing every... JOSH TURNER What I did to celebrate was I went home to my 535-square-foot apartment by myself and ate supper by ... JOSH TURNER I love deeply, and when it comes to singing love songs and something that I have no problem doing, I... JOSH TURNER I feel like the live record thing is something that I've been getting used to as the years go by... JOSH TURNER We all have those days when you feel like you're against the world, every little thing goes wron... JOSH TURNER My dream was to go to Nashville. I had my sights set on my dream. I used to have an '89 Toyota F... JOSH TURNER I've found throughout the years that I needed a place where I can go with no TV, no computer, no... JOSH TURNER I grew up like a lot of country boys and girls do - amongst the pine trees, dirt roads, farms, mules... JOSH TURNER I'm a sinner just like everybody else and I have my faults and I've been through my dark tim... JOSH TURNER You have to take time and make time for each other. My current single 'Time Is Love' gives a... JOSH TURNER I'm thankful to have Jesus as my Savior. My relationship with God has always been one to where I... JOSH TURNER I grew up around people that enjoyed life day to day and found pleasure in simple things. JOSH TURNER Religion is interesting because it brings out the best and the worst in humanity. It can be a source... JOSH GAD It's true to say that I'm a budding young actor. But I'd rather get my name out there be... JOSH BOWMAN Why don't the names of Buddha, Mohammed, Confucius offend people? The reason is that these other... JOSH MCDOWELL My workout regimen at the moment is nonexistent. I wake up in the morning and brush my teeth. My too... JOSH BOWMAN Despite everything I've been through, despite being a kid with a spotty background, the Clevelan... JOSH GORDON I have let down many in Cleveland - my Browns teammates, our hard-working coaching staff, the team... JOSH GORDON I see myself in a Cleveland Browns uniform and a return for Josh Gordon. Hopefully this time, the bi... JOSH GORDON I'd love to do live-action superheroes. And you know, I boxed for several years. I have some mar... JOSH KEATON When I was a crusade director in British Columbia, all of our meetings were at 9:03. Somebody said &... JOSH MCDOWELL Your job, as a head coach and general manager, is to listen and not bypass any opportunity to help y... JOSH MCDANIELS I think physical comedy is an amazing asset because it tells a story that's more universal than ... JOSH GAD It's just cool to me that Bon Jovi knows my name! JOSH HOPKINS Occasions are rare; and those who know how to seize upon them are rarer. JOSH BILLINGS In life, I'd much rather have people laughing at me than booing me. JOSH PECK Better make a weak man your enemy than your friend. JOSH BILLINGS To write a story about New York that only deals with people in your age and socioeconomic bracket, t... JOSH RADNOR I always worked pretty steadily. But maybe out of some kind of fear, I put the brakes on letting mys... JOSH PAIS But I think what Liam said just kind of hit it spot on, that the people in the capital are brainwash... JOSH HUTCHERSON For me, in the third book, when Peeta gets brainwashed by the Capitol, that's going to be fun to... JOSH HUTCHERSON Boots, bushes, gardens, storefronts, buildings, streets, and stars. Why, she would have had to re-cr... JOSH MALERMAN Sometimes you actually get caught in the web of things where people are talking about... what kind o... JOSH HOMME Really the topic of breakfast cereal is generally a very boring one. JOSH HOMME If there was no faith there would be no living in this world. We couldn't even eat hash with safety... JOSH BILLINGS If it wasn't for faith, there would be no living in this world; we couldn't even eat hash with any s... JOSH BILLINGS Just because you know stuff doesn't mean you are smart... You have to know how to use that informati... JOSH KELLER A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself. JOSH BILLINGS The true genius of a Woman is her subtle flair in creating the illusion that you are the smart one JOSH STERN Dr. Suess said: 'Don't cry because it's over, smile because it happened..' I tell my dat... JOSH STERN Woman's influence is powerful, especially when she wants something. JOSH BILLINGS The problem with a life spent reading is you know too much. JOSH LANYON A pause followed my greeting. Then “We’re watching you ” whispered the voice on the other end.... JOSH LANYON Men mourn for what they have lost; women for what they ain't got. JOSH BILLINGS As a general thing, when the woman wears the pants in the family, she has a good right to them. JOSH BILLINGS Music hath the charm to soothe a savage beast, but I'd try a revolver first. JOSH BILLINGS I haven't got as much money as some folks, but I've got as much impudence as any of them, and that's... JOSH BILLINGS To err is human, but when the eraser wears out ahead of the pencil, you're overdoing it. JOSH JENKINS Advice is like castor oil, easy to give, but dreadful to take. JOSH BILLINGS Most people when they come to you for advice, come to have their own opinions strengthened, not corr... JOSH BILLINGS A good way I know to find happiness, is to not bore a hole to fit the plug. JOSH BILLINGS If you ever find happiness by hunting for it, you will find it as the old woman did her lost spectac... JOSH BILLINGS Threescore years and ten is enough; if a man can't suffer all the misery he wants in that time, he m... JOSH BILLINGS Life is short, but it's long enough to ruin any man who wants to be ruined. JOSH BILLINGS Life consists not in holding good cards but in playing those you hold well. JOSH BILLINGS A puppy plays with every pup he meets, but an old dog has few associates. JOSH BILLINGS Love is said to be blind, but I know some fellows in love who can see twice as much in their sweethe... JOSH BILLINGS Adversity has the same effect on a man that severe training has on the pugilist -- it reduces him to... JOSH BILLINGS The trouble with people is not that they dont know but that they know so much that aint so. JOSH BILLINGS Incredulity is the wisdom of the fool. JOSH BILLINGS The happiest time in a man's life is when he is in the red hot pursuit of a dollar with a reasonable... JOSH BILLINGS To enjoy a good reputation give publicly, and steal privately. JOSH BILLINGS I have never known a person to live to be one hundred and be remarkable for anything else. JOSH BILLINGS In youth we run into difficulties. In old age difficulties run into us. JOSH BILLINGS As long as we are lucky we attribute it to our smartness; our bad luck we give the gods credit for. JOSH BILLINGS If there was no faith there would be no living in this world. We could not even eat hash with any sa... JOSH BILLINGS Forgiveness is the oil of relationships. JOSH MCDOWELL There is no revenge so complete as forgiveness. JOSH BILLINGS It is much easier to repent of sins that we have committed than to repent of those that we intend to... JOSH BILLINGS Most people repent their sins by thanking God they ain't so wicked as their neighbors. JOSH BILLINGS I honestly believe it is better to know nothing than to know what ain't so. JOSH BILLINGS Knowledge is like money: the more he gets, the more he craves. JOSH BILLINGS The trouble with most folks ain't so much their ignorance as knowing so many things that ain't so. JOSH BILLINGS Old maids sweeten their tea with scandal. JOSH BILLINGS There is no greater evidence of superior intelligence than to be surprised at nothing. JOSH BILLINGS I don't care how much a person talks, if they only say it in a few words. JOSH BILLINGS Be kind to your mother-in-law, but pay for her board at some good hotel. JOSH BILLINGS Don't ever prophesy; for if you prophesy wrong, nobody will forget it; and if you prophesy right, no... JOSH BILLINGS Don't put off till tomorrow what can be enjoyed today. JOSH BILLINGS One of the best temporary cures for pride and affection is seasickness; a man who wants to vomit nev... JOSH BILLINGS Wisdom has never made a bigot, but learning has. JOSH BILLINGS Poverty is the step-mother of genius. JOSH BILLINGS Remember the poor, it costs nothing. JOSH BILLINGS I am a poor man, but I have this consolation: I am poor by accident, not by design. JOSH BILLINGS Don't mistake pleasure for happiness. They are a different breed of dogs. JOSH BILLINGS A good place to visit, but a poor place to stay. JOSH BILLINGS Pity cost nothing and ain't worth nothing. JOSH BILLINGS About the most originality that any writer can hope to achieve honestly is to steal with good judgme... JOSH BILLINGS Consider the postage stamp, my son. It secures success through its ability to stick to one thing til... JOSH BILLINGS If a man should happen to reach perfection in this world, he would have to die immediately to enjoy ... JOSH BILLINGS To bring up a child in the way he should go -- travel that way yourself. JOSH BILLINGS When I was a boy of fourteen, my father was so ignorant I could hardly stand to have the old man aro... JOSH BILLINGS The thinner the ice, the more anxious is everyone to see whether it will bear. JOSH BILLINGS The best medicine I know for rheumatism is to thank the Lord it ain't the gout. JOSH BILLINGS There are some people so addicted to exaggeration that they can't tell the truth without lying. JOSH BILLINGS It is a statistical fact that the wicked work harder to reach hell than the righteous do to enter he... JOSH BILLINGS It's not only the most difficult thing to know one's self, but the most inconvenient. JOSH BILLINGS The more humble a man is before God the more he will be exalted; the more humble he is before man, t... JOSH BILLINGS Every man has his follies -- and often they are the most interesting thing he has got. JOSH BILLINGS The miser and the glutton are two facetious buzzards: one hides his store, and the other stores his ... JOSH BILLINGS Always live within your income, even if you have to borrow money to do so. JOSH BILLINGS Never run into debt, not if you can find anything else to run into. JOSH BILLINGS There are two kinds of fools: those who can't change their opinions and those who won t. JOSH BILLINGS Take all the fools out of this world and there wouldn't be any fun living in it, or profit. JOSH BILLINGS The best way to convince a fool that he is wrong is to let him have his way. JOSH BILLINGS Flattery is like cologne water, to be smelt, not swallowed. JOSH BILLINGS Honesty is the rarest wealth anyone can possess, and yet all the honesty in the world ain't lawful t... JOSH BILLINGS There's lots of people who spend so much time watching their health, they haven't got time to enjoy ... JOSH BILLINGS Experience is a school where a man learns what a big fool he has been. JOSH BILLINGS Experience increases our wisdom but doesn't reduce our follies. JOSH BILLINGS There is nothing so easy to learn as experience and nothing so hard to apply. JOSH BILLINGS One of the rarest things that a man ever does, is to do the best he can. JOSH BILLINGS I have lived in this world just long enough to look carefully the second time into things that I am ... JOSH BILLINGS There is a significant Latin proverb; to wit: Who will guard the guards? JOSH BILLINGS There's a great power in words, if you don't hitch too many of them together. JOSH BILLINGS It is better to know nothing than to know what ain't so. JOSH BILLINGS Silence is one of the hardest arguments to refute. JOSH BILLINGS A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself. JOSH BILLINGS When a man gets talking about himself, he seldom fails to be eloquent and often reaches the sublime. JOSH BILLINGS The best time for you to hold your tongue is the time you feel you must say something or bust. JOSH BILLINGS Don't take the bull by the horns, take him by the tail; then you can let go when you want to. JOSH BILLINGS Reason often makes mistakes, but conscience never does. JOSH BILLINGS Common sense is the knack of seeing things as they are, and doing things as they ought to be done. JOSH BILLINGS Common sense is instinct, and enough of it is genius. JOSH BILLINGS There's a great power in words, if you don't hitch too many of them together. JOSH BILLINGS There is [sic] two things in life for which we are never fully prepared, and that is--twins. JOSH BILLINGS A lie with a purpose is one of the worst kind, and the most profitable. JOSH BILLINGS It is the little bits of things that fret and worry us; we can dodge an elephant, but we can't dodge... JOSH BILLINGS Live within your income, even if you have to borrow money to do so. JOSH BILLINGS Incredulity is the wisdom of the fool JOSH BILLINGS Flattery is like cologne water, to be smelt of, not swallowed JOSH BILLINGS There is a sort of charm in ugliness, if the person has some redeeming qualities and is only ugly en... JOSH BILLINGS Keep a cow, and the milk won't have to be watered but once. JOSH BILLINGS Flattery is like cologne water, to be smelt of, not swallowed. JOSH BILLINGS A slander is like a hornet; if you can't kill it dead the first time, better not strike at it. JOSH BILLINGS I have lived in this world just long enough to look carefully the second time into things that I ... JOSH BILLINGS The less we know the more we suspect. JOSH BILLINGS My advice to those who are about to begin, in earnet, the journey of life, is to take their heart in... JOSH BILLINGS The best way to convince a fool that he is wrong is to let him have his own way. JOSH BILLINGS Confess your sins to the Lord and you will be forgiven; confess them to man and you will be laughed ... JOSH BILLINGS The man who ain't got an enemy is really poor. JOSH BILLINGS If a man should happen to reach perfection in this world, he would have to die immediately to enjoy... JOSH BILLINGS Consider the postage stamp: its usefulness consists in the ability to stick to one thing until it ge... JOSH BILLINGS Our necessities are few but our wants are endless. JOSH BILLINGS As scarce as truth is, the supply has always been in excess of the demand. JOSH BILLINGS Time is like money, the less we have of it to spare the further we make it go. JOSH BILLINGS There's no half-singing in the shower, you're either a rock star or an opera diva. JOSH GROBAN Hope is the most exciting thing in life and if you honestly believe that love is out there, it will ... JOSH HARTNETT You don't have to be a genius when you're surrounded by morons. JOSH LIEB If you write a post and put it on a blog, that's a historical document. If you change your template,... JOSH GREENBERG Gratitude can sometimes be as annoying as whininess. JOSH LIEB It doesn't pay to be good at something unless you are the absolute best at it. JOSH LIEB Insanity is just what we call stupidity when it doesn't make sense. JOSH LIEB Important days don't look like anything special when they start. Invariably, the sun rises and peopl... JOSH LIEB The time to pray is not when we are in a tight spot but just as soon as we get out of it. JOSH BILLINGS It's interesting, on your second day of existence, to realize that your father is going to blame all... JOSH LIEB The language that we use now impacts on the ability to vote, it impacts on the marketplace; instead ... JOSH HOMME One of the best temporary cures for pride and affectation is seasickness; a man who wants to vomit n... JOSH BILLINGS I've teamed up with PetSmart Charities to celebrate the five million homeless pets who've fo... JOSH DUHAMEL The reflexive allergy to L.A. that a lot of New Yorkers have, I feel like it's kind of nonsense. JOSH RADNOR After a brief period in which I had let many a Southern Californian convince me that it was all '... JOSH RADNOR Everyone feels a sense of ownership in creating a Lynn Shelton movie. Lynn chooses amazing people - ... JOSH PAIS Working with amazing people, you continue to learn and develop yourself, as an actor and as a person... JOSH HUTCHERSON My grandfather was one of the most amazing Baptist ministers in history, he was unbelievable. He was... JOSH HENDERSON I've always considered myself a workaholic... The way I work, I have to turn myself upside down ... JOSH HOMME When I was on 'All My Children,' we did a thing for 'Seventeen Magazine' where a gir... JOSH DUHAMEL There are some people so addicted to exaggeration that they can't tell the truth without lying. JOSH BILLINGS Everybody was trying to put me in action movies and heroic roles, and I wanted to find more complex ... JOSH HARTNETT