I told him to get a first base glove, a second base, shortstop, third base and outfield gloves. The only thing he won't need is a pitcher's glove and a catcher's glove.
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Related The best third-base prospect in baseball. He has awesome potential, excellent power and a good glove... JOHN SCHUERHOLZ I told (Val) to come up here with a first base glove because what I'd like to do is get him playing ... DAVE TREMBLEY Certain guys, they can see a guy do a certain thing with their glove and know what pitch is coming. ... RICKEY HENDERSON Willy was one of those guys who never liked to change gloves. He used to put tongue depressors in th... BROOKS ROBINSON He can beat teams in so many ways, whether it be a stolen base, bunt or a homer, or with his glove. ... JIM BOEHNE We haven't scored any runs. Deivi has played some shortstop, second and third base, JIM BOWDEN We've got to get him a knuckleball catcher's glove, NORV TURNER It was a kid named Kevin, and I signed a different ball for him and gave him a glove. He tried to gi... GEORGE SHERRILL They?re so young and inexperienced. I?m starting freshmen at shortstop, second base and first base. ... CINDY HAVENS It's sticky. There are very few people who think he can't help our club, but is it the best thing fo... GRADY LITTLE Any time you lose a Gold Glove, that's a hit. But that allowed us to make that trade. We saw Hill pl... JOHN GIBBONS He and three other kids will probably play a couple of positions for us for a while, switching betwe... DAN AMBROSE He'll be in the lineup, probably mostly at second base. He is a person who is athletic enough who co... DAN HARTLEB If you drop a white glove into the mud, the glove will get muddy but the
mud will never get glovey. UNKNOWN It's no shame in reaching second or third base if you aimed for first base. STEPHEN RICHARDS Carl Yastrzemski was the best all-around player. He could run, throw and hit. He had the ability to ... AL KALINE He's really learning to steal bases. He's grown as a base runner. He creates a lot of opportunities ... STEVE FINLEY A guy like Figgins gets [robbed]. He's got a position, but he can play all over. He's got to get a G... BUCK SHOWALTER That's why he has a golden glove. DUSTY BAKER I told [third-base coach] Mark Berry to give him the lineup card. JERRY NARRON I like the glove to be a little loose, ICHIRO SUZUKI When I look at it individually, I think it's a natural progression -- coaching first base for the la... DEMARLO HALE Iron hand in a velvet glove. CHARLES V Iron hand in a velvet glove. WILLIAM ELLERY CHANNING There are a lot of kids out there and people who are having conversations and not paying attention t... ALEX CORA The only way I'm going to win a Gold Glove is with a can of spray paint. REGGIE JACKSON With a guy in front of you, it's that much easier. I can still lay it down and get him to second, or... BRANDON WATSON I'd seen enough glove saves from him. CHAD KILGER They were not going to let Bo get a good look. The player assigned to Bo just stayed on him like a g... RANDY LAMBERT The girl had a golden glove in the first couple of innings and got a lot of us. ASHLEY GUILE He shows her through a magnifying glass which he holds in a velvet glove. REN GLASSER I knew Jason has a really hard shot, so I give him the glove side. He still beat me. I couldn't get ... JOSE THEODORE I don't see it as a big deal at all, ... I look at it as a new challenge. I won two Gold Gloves and ... ALEX RODRIGUEZ I tried to get him to go short side, high to the glove, but he went blocker side and put it in off t... BEN BISHOP Progress always involves risk; you can't steal second base and keep your foot on first base. FREDERICK WILCOX A pure hand needs no glove to cover it. NATHANIEL HAWTHORNE I was a pitcher, played third base, shortstop. I was good at all the positions and great at none. Al... TIMOTHY BUSFIELD (When we hired a search firm) folks automatically assumed that we were at first base, and that could... MIKE THOMAS He had a good game on offense and defense. It's good that he is proving that he can play at shortsto... DON ENGLISH I came back to pick up my glove and it was bleeding. I didn't tell anyone. I told my catcher. MARK REDMAN I've liked Edgar for a long time. I thought we should have been in the running for him a long time a... CHIPPER JONES I'll bet the hardest thing about prize fightin' is pickin' up yer teeth with a boxin' glove on KIN HUBBARD I talked to a friend on second base and he said, 'He's eating us alive. BRIAN DOZIER The most difficult pitch for a young catcher to catch is the glove-hand side pitch. You have a tende... JOE MADDON How lucky I am to have known somebody and something that saying goodbye to is so damned awful. EVANS G. VALENS There are some guys who get on base and just run. But I learned early in the year last year, I reall... JOEY GATHRIGHT Blake is going to be our starting third baseman. He's on a mission. I told him third base could be h... VAN HORN no glove, no love LAUREN OLIVER I don't say yes, I don't say no. They haven't 100 percent decided where I'm going to play. He didn't... CESAR IZTURIS As soon as it came off my bat, I was thinking at the very least to get to third base. Then, I saw (f... SCOTT PODSEDNIK I always love the smell of a bat and a glove, or a hockey puck in the winter time. TINY TIM I wasn't surprised. He's well known for doing that sort of thing. He gave me a questionable check an... ANTOINE VERMETTE Technical knowledge, divorced from what it is supposed to be knowledge of, yields only the illusion ... STANLEY FISH My hand swelled up so big it couldn't fit my glove, so I had to get a bigger size. MICHELLE WIE The whole thing about playing him at third base is that he doesn't have to make a relay throw and he... WAYNE GRAHAM My whole thing is getting on base. My on-base percentage is the No. 1 thing. That equates to runs, .... DAVE ROBERTS I went to make a butterfly and went down. He shot it top shelf, and my glove wasn't there. It was a ... DOMINIK HASEK One of the biggest decisions this organization will make is whether B.J. Upton is going to be the ev... CHUCK LAMAR When I throw a curve that hangs and it goes for a hit, I want to chew up my glove. DON DRYSDALE It's your glove, your baseball glove. It's got a soul, a memory all its own, and a future th... MIKE BARNICLE I remember him. Short guy, moustache, played third base for Pittsburgh. JACKIE MOORE It hit my glove and the ball came up. The umpire must have thought it hit the ground but it hit the ... ADRIAN BROWN Willie Mays' glove is where triples go to die JIM MURRAY You don't need a strong home base for sales anymore. You just need Germany to be a good base for man... DIRK SCHUMACHER We really fit together very very nicely, like a hand into a glove, JOE MOGLIA See how she leans her cheek upon her hand. O, that I were a glove upon that hand That I ... WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE The bottom line is, their pitchers were better than our hitters tonight. We had our chance but we co... MACKEY SASSER You're a step and a half closer to first base. BILL LOCKWOOD They will work hand in glove. ANTHONY COLEY When a lot of voices, make up a noise, the man who is silent represents a voice. APURVA GAGLANI The only way you win a Gold Glove [in the infield] is if you have a good first baseman. If I don't h... ALBERT PUJOLS Some games, I want to have the game in my hand, but I know we have a lot of great pitchers and their... ANTHONY SANTA We saw enough glove saves from him early in the game. I knew I was going blocker. CHAD KILGER I knew I was going home the whole way, [I] just couldn't get it out of my glove quick enough. I prob... CONOR JACKSON Dan is a three-year starter with an excellent glove who is a good line-drive hitter. BOB CURRAN He'll be a presence. They're still not going to pitch to him, even though he hasn't played all year.... BRIAN GILES Matt said he had good movement. (His pitches) normally will drop. I've got two good pitchers, and I ... HANK ZIZZI We probably could play him at first (base); he just wouldn't be a very big target to hit. JOE CUNNINGHAM You can't put a slug out there at first base and expect him to make plays. JOHN KRUK The jury concluded that Fuhrman planted the glove. ALAN DERSHOWITZ That kid's getting it done with the bat and the glove. ALAN MATTOX Apathy is the glove into which evil slips its hand. BODIE THOENE Apathy is the glove into which evil slips its hand BODIE THOENE It doesn't mean there are plans for him to move to third base. There was no motive other than I need... MIKE HARGROVE The deal fits Nokia's strategy hand-in-glove. HANNU RAUHALA The deal fits Nokia's strategy hand-in-glove, HANNU RAUHALA I'm not very good in the rain. I don't wear a golf glove. FRED COUPLES You have more time to make the play at second base than shortstop. That's why the game's mor... ASDRUBAL CABRERA Playing a concerto with Zubin is like being surrounded by a well-loved, cashmere-lined silk glove. ISAAC STERN The shortstop is a perfectly conditioned athlete. You're running out on relays all the time. You... LOU BOUDREAU There are no little events with the heart. It magnifies everything; it places in the same scales the... HONORE DE BALZAC The first thing I see was the contact, and I go to my left side and the ball went on the right. That... ALFONSO SORIANO A thug is someone who stands on his own. He lives by the decisions he makes and accepts the conseque... TRICK DADDY Diplomacy is the velvet glove that cloaks the fist of power. ROBIN HOBB If he had never played first base, it would be a tougher transition for him. He seems comfortable th... DARRYL KENNEDY If I hadn't gotten on base and Molitor singled, Carter wouldn't have gotten the pitch he got to hit ... RICKEY HENDERSON His first priority is to get the base behind him, even if that produces a nominee that is really fou... EARL BLACK When love enters the picture, the glove comes off. ANNA FORBES We believe the December sales performance reflects not only our continued need to update the store b... ALAN MCCOLLOUGH He'll play third base. There's no thought process in putting him at another position. I think he's g... DERIC LADNIER
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JERRY GARCIA As we approached each other, the noise and the students around us melted away and we were utterly al... JERRY SPINELLI I mean, just because you're a musician doesn't mean all your ideas are about music. So every... JERRY GARCIA Chris Ofili's suave, stippled, visually tricked-out paintings of the nineties, with their allove... JERRY SALTZ I almost resent being Charley Moviestar. Yeah, I'm grateful. But it takes me away from my kids. JERRY LEWIS I don't plan out my visits rigorously, but I do have a list of about 125 New York galleries, alt... JERRY SALTZ