I thought that was a really childish idea. So I did it.

What the hell is that?" I laughed.
"It's my fox hat."
"Your fox hat?"
"Yeah, Pudge. My fox hat."
"Why are you wearing your fox hat?" I asked.
"Because no one can catch the motherfucking fox.

I brought you a snack," Takumi said, dropping an oatmeal cream pie onto my book.
"Very nutritious," I smiled.
"You've got your oats. You've got your meal. You've got your cream. It's a fuckin' food pyramid.

I'm fairly certain that YOLO is just Carpe Diem for stupid people.

No headboards were broken.

Sex is like air; it's not important unless you aren't getting any.