I thought he was just outside smoking and talking on the phone like he normally does. He probably just lost his balance and fell overboard.

They're talking about banning cigarette smoking now in any place that's used by ten or more people in a week, which, I guess, means that Madonna can't even smoke in bed.

I saw the car. It was smoking. He said, 'Get me out of here.' I couldn't get the door open, so I pulled him out of the window.

He may have bumped his head on the way out. It's tough to say. I wish I knew.

This is not how I wanted to start the New Year.

The past three weeks have been a living hell for us. I just wish my brother was back with me.