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I thoroughly believe that any man who's got anything worthwhile to say will be heard if he only says it often enough.


Mark Twain

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J. D. HAYWORTH The cynic says, One man can't do anything. I say, Only one man can do anything.
JOHN W. GARDNER The cynic says, "One man can't do anything." I say, "Only one man can do anything."
JOHN W. GARDNER The cynic says, 'One man can't do anything.' I say, 'Only one man can do anything.&#...
JOHN W. GARDNER When a man says money can do anything, that settles it. He hasn't any.
EDWARD W. HOWE I would impress upon your minds the fact that if you want to do a man justice, you should believe wh...
ALEXANDER GRAHAM BELL Mark Twain cannot be defined.
HAL HOLBROOK Mark Twain is as big as America. He really is.
VAL KILMER Anything a man says in his field of study should not be amazing_ if he doesn't know, who will?
KIMTO OCHE EMMANUEL I only hope that He will let me preach to those who have never heard that name Jesus. What else is w...
JIM ELLIOT I feel sorry for the person who can't get genuinely excited about his work. Not only will he never b...
WALTER CHRYSLER Mark Twain.
FRIENDS He turns to the painting. "I fear Mark was right."
"Who is Mark?"
"A silly little boy who ...
HILARY MANTEL If you hold a cat by the tail, you learn things you can't learn any other way.--Mark Twain
TONY-PAUL DE VISSAGE I feel sorry for the person who can't get genuinely excited about his work. Not only will he nev...
WALTER CHRYSLER If you trap a man in a large enough cage, he will believe he is free.
DANIEL SIMPSON Mark Twain put it best when he said, 'Reports of my demise are greatly exaggerated,
BILL BRADLEY The only thing that stands between a man and what he wants from life is often merely the will to try...
RICHARD M. DEVOS The only thing that stands between a man and what he wants from life is often merely the will to try...
DAVID VISCOTT Mark Twain: A Life
RON POWERS Students don't know who Mark Twain was because he wasn't on the test.
KINKY FRIEDMAN I grew up reading Shakespeare and Mark Twain.
JACKSON BROWNE If I say often enough that I'm going to be in 'King Kong,' I'm hoping that Peter Jac...
IAN MCKELLEN He had heard that women often love plain ordinary men, but he did not believe it, because he judged ...
LEO NIKOLAEVICH TOLSTOY God cannot be referred to as 'good,' 'better,' or 'best' because He is above all things. If a man sa...
ANDREW DAVIDSON Students don't know who Mark Twain was because he wasn't on the test.
KINKY FRIEDMAN You know, I can't really say it, what (Porter) says before games. You'll hear anything out of Joey, ...
CASEY HAMPTON I thought to myself, 'I am wiser than this man: neither of us knows anything that is really worthwhi...
SOCRATES The man who says "I may be wrong, but--" does not believe there can be any such possibility.
KIN HUBBARD The man who says "I may be wrong, but - " does not believe there can be any such possibility
KIN HUBBARD Repeat anything often enough and it will start to become you.
TOM HOPKINS I recall my dad saying about me once that the only time he'd ever heard me say 'never' w...
BOB DIAMOND I dont care how much a man talks, if he only says it in a few words.
JOSH BILLINGS You can always have success if you want it badly enough. Remember though, that success like anything...
NICK KINSELLA If it wasn't for the Mark Twain Masquers, I don't know where my life would have gone.
PETER FALK I'd heard enough. ... I didn't hear anything new and of course don't accept any of the kinds of alle...
JOHN NEGROPONTE If you want to meet Mark Twain, all you have to do is use your brain!
STEVE RAY COLLINS No man who says, 'I'm as good as you,' believes it. He would not say it if he did.
C.S. LEWIS Many people will often say you are a Smart, you are a Genius, give them a chance and they will say i...
DAVID SIKHOSANA I, Mark Twain being of sound mind, have spent everything
MARK TWAIN Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things you didn't do than by the ones you...
MARK TWAIN I read from Mark Twain's lips one or two of his good stories. He has his own way of thinking, saying...
HELEN KELLER His head was an hour-glass; it could stow an idea, but it had to do it a grain at a time, not the wh...
MARK TWAIN If I were to believe in God enough to call him a murderer, then I might also believe enough that he,...
CRISS JAMI Learn to say "I don't know." If used when appropriate, it will be often.
DONALD RUMSFELD I do not believe that any man fears to be dead, but only the stroke of death.
FRANCIS BACON A humanist, as I understand the term, says, "This world is good enough for me, if only I can be good...
WILLIAM EMPSON To paraphrase Mark Twain, our demise is greatly exaggerated.
CHRIS DONLAY If the only prayer you say throughout your life is "Thank You," then that will be enough.
ELIE WIESEL I can often enjoy an interview even if the subject doesn't particularly interest me, as long as he h...
ANTHONY DECURTIS I believe that dogma is often evil.
PAT BUCKLEY I believe you can achieve anything if you work hard enough to get it.
VICTORIA BECKHAM It is curious-curious that physical courage should be so common in the world, and moral courage so r...
MARK TWAIN You can go into Mark Twain's material and prove anything you want. He was against war. He was fo...
HAL HOLBROOK If the only prayer you ever say in your entire life is thank you, it will be enough.
MEISTER ECKHART If the only prayer you ever say in your entire life is 'thank you', it will be enough.
MEISTER ECKHART He shouldn't just say this or infer that. If he has any information as he says he has, he should tal...
JOE JORDAN Let any man speak long enough, he will get believers
ROBERT LOUIS STEVENSON Mark Twain and I are in the same position. We have put things in such a way as to make people, who w...
GEORGE BERNARD SHAW I believe that any man's life will be filled with constant and unexpected encouragement, if he makes...
BOOKER T. WASHINGTON I believe that any man's life will be filled with constant and unexpected encouragement, if he makes...
BOOKER T WASHINGTON I believe that any man's life will be filled with constant and unexpected encouragement, if he makes...
BOOKER WASHINGTON I don't care if the Bible says it. It's wrong. It's wrong to divide people on the basis of sexual pr...
ALAN M. DERSHOWITZ If a lie is repeated often enough all the dumb jackasses in the world not only get to believe it, th...
BILLY BOY FRANKLIN If a lie is repeated often enough all the dumb jackasses in the world not only get to believe it, ...
BILLY BOY FRANKLIN The young are too apt to believe what a great man says, especially if he be an authority in the prof...
GEORGE KEETON I would be honored to be speaker if I am fortunate enough to be re-elected and we are fortunate enou...
BARBARA BUCKLEY Curiously enough, it seems to be only in describing a mode of language which does not mean what it s...
PAUL DE MAN If someone says that he can think or talk about quantum physics without becoming dizzy, that shows o...
MURRAY GELL-MANN He can heal me. I believe He will. I believe I'm going to be an old surely Baptist preacher. And eve...
MATT CHANDLER Their case is based on what he says and they want you to believe him. The man sitting before you can...
JOEL BENNETT A man can do anything he wants to do in this world, at least if he wants to do it badly enough.
E(DWARD) W(YLLIS) SCRIPPS It's possible that John Gotti has decided that he doesn't want to commit any more crimes. But if who...
HOWARD ABADINSKY I will only believe it when the Americans say it.
BENNY RAZ One man doesn't believe in god at all, while the other believes in him so thoroughly that he prays a...
FYODOR DOSTOYEVSKY I had always loved writing, but I had never really done any poetry. It seemed at that time to be the...
MANDY SMOKER What I'm doing is a gamble, but I believe in my heart that he deserves this. Almost every man I have...
MERRY HELM I don't think anybody can teach anybody anything. I think that you learn it, but the young writer th...
WILLIAM FAULKNER To stay there any longer would just be repetition, ... Somebody's got to stand up and say 'Enough is...
RON CAREY I could never be like Hitchcock and do only one kind of movie. Anything that's good is worthwhil...
ROBERT ZEMECKIS Conservatism is the blind and fear-filled worship of dead radicals.
MARK TWAIN Human beings can be awful cruel to one another.
MARK TWAIN The highest perfection of politeness is only a beautiful edifice, built, from the base to the dome, ...
MARK TWAIN If you would thoroughly know anything, teach it to others.
TRYON EDWARDS I first read 'Tom Sawyer' when I was in 8th grade, 13 years old. I realised since that Mark ...
JEFF NICHOLS He doesn't want to make any excuses. If he got lit up, he's going to say that he got lit up, and he'...
CARLOS LEE It's up to every citizen to say that this time in our history is important enough that we will let o...
BOB RILEY Bob Hope, like Mark Twain, had a sense of humor that was uniquely American, and like Twain, we'll li...
DICK VAN DYKE I agree with what Mark Twain said - we're all mad at night.
RUTH RENDELL She says, "Do you have any rubbers?" I say, I thought she was barren. "Sure, I'm sterile," she says,...
CHUCK PALAHNIUK Your only obligation in any lifetime is to be true to yourself. Being true to anyone else or anythin...
RICHARD BACH I've got a good man. He takes care of me. I don't have to be scared of anything because I know he wi...
WHITNEY HOUSTON If you ask any 10 people on the street if they have ever heard of Stan Kenton," he once said, "only ...
STAN KENTON If someone says something unkind about me, I must live so that no one will believe it.
UNKNOWN It's something I had never heard before Magruder made it, and I can't say that I have any evidence t...
JOHN DEAN I heard of a man
who says words so beautifully
that if he only speaks their name
wome...
LEONARD COHEN It is not for me to say whether I have done well enough, personally I believe I have not done too ba...
ROBBIE FOWLER As I say, you get labelled. To stop all that, I've got to win things - that's the only way y...
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MARK TWAIN Loyalty to petrified opinion never yet broke a chain or freed a human soul.
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MARK TWAIN The very ink with which history is written is merely fluid prejudice.
MARK TWAIN Often it does seem such a pity that Noah and his party did not miss the boat.
MARK TWAIN I make it a rule never to smoke while I'm sleeping.
MARK TWAIN The right word may be effective, but no word was ever as effective as a rightly timed pause.
MARK TWAIN All generalizations are false, including this one.
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MARK TWAIN The secret of getting ahead is getting started.
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MARK TWAIN I don't like to commit myself about heaven and hell - you see, I have friends in both places.
MARK TWAIN Denial ain't just a river in Egypt.
MARK TWAIN If I owned half of that dog, I would shoot my half.
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MARK TWAIN All say, How hard it is that we have to die -- a strange complaint to come from the mouths of people...
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MARK TWAIN As to the adjective, when in doubt strike it out.
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MARK TWAIN When your friends begin to flatter you on how young you look, it's a sure sign you're getting old.
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MARK TWAIN To succeed in the other trades, capacity must be shown; in the law, concealment of it will do.
MARK TWAIN Between us, we cover all knowledge; he knows all that can be known and I know the rest.
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MARK TWAIN Distance lends enchantment to the view
MARK TWAIN Be good and you will be lonesome.
MARK TWAIN Chastity - you can carry it too far
MARK TWAIN To be good is noble, but to teach others how to be good is nobler--and less trouble.
MARK TWAIN Most writers regard truth as their most valuable possession, and therefore are most economical in it...
MARK TWAIN Fiction is obliged to stick to possibilities. Truth isn't.
MARK TWAIN When you cannot get a compliment in any other way pay yourself one.
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MARK TWAIN If man had created man, he would be ashamed of his performance.
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MARK TWAIN The human race was always interesting and we know by its past that it will always continue so, monot...
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MARK TWAIN Man is the only creature who has a nasty mind.
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MARK TWAIN Intellectual work is misnamed; it is a pleasure, a dissipation, and is its own highest reward.
MARK TWAIN Work and play are words used to describe the same thing under differing conditions.
MARK TWAIN I do not like work even when someone else does it.
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MARK TWAIN Often the surest way to convey misinformation is to tell the strict truth.
MARK TWAIN Truth is neither alive nor dead; it just aggravates itself all the time.
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MARK TWAIN When you ascend the hill of prosperity, may you not meet a friend.
MARK TWAIN Prosperity is the surest breeder of insolence I know.
MARK TWAIN Let us be thankful for the fools. But for them the rest of us could not succeed.
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MARK TWAIN There's always something about your success that displeases even your best friends.
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MARK TWAIN In statesmanship get the formalities right, never mind about the moralities.
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MARK TWAIN There isn't a single human characteristic that can be safely labeled as American.
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MARK TWAIN One of the most striking differences between a cat and a lie is that a cat has only nine lives.
MARK TWAIN A wise man does not waste so good a commodity as lying for naught.
MARK TWAIN A lie can run around the world six times while the truth is still trying to put on its pants.
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MARK TWAIN The public is the only critic whose opinion is worth anything at all.
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MARK TWAIN Satan hasn't a single salaried helper; the Opposition employ a million.
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MARK TWAIN Suppose you were an idiot and suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself
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MARK TWAIN Faith is believing what you know ain't so.
MARK TWAIN It was the schoolboy who said, Faith is believing what you know ain't so.
MARK TWAIN Never let formal education get in the way of your learning.
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MARK TWAIN I've never let my school interfere with my education.
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MARK TWAIN Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to reform (or pause and reflect).
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MARK TWAIN The man who does not read has no advantage over the man who cannot read.
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MARK TWAIN Never tell the truth to people who are not worthy of it.
MARK TWAIN A lie can travel half way around the world while the truth is putting on its shoes.
MARK TWAIN All right, then, I'll go to hell.
MARK TWAIN The dog is a gentleman; I hope to go to his heaven not man's.
MARK TWAIN Heaven goes by favor. If it went by merit, you would stay out and your dog would go in.
MARK TWAIN If Christ were here there is one thing he would not be—a Christian.
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MARK TWAIN Education: the path from cocky ignorance to miserable uncertainty.
MARK TWAIN Forgiveness is the fragrance that the violet sheds on the heel that has crushed it.
MARK TWAIN I was gratified to be able to answer promptly, and I did. I said I didn’t know.
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