I think you can ban guns if you can just pull the trigger and 60 bullets fire out.


Bill Engvall

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If you think you can do it, you can.
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You can kill a man with those words.
No gun.
No bullets.
Just words and a girl.
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You can be all that you want to be.
Keep dreaming and reach out to your dreams.
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If you think you can, you can. And if you think you can't, you're right.
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If you think you can - you can !
If you think you can not - you can not !
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If you can do it, why you won't do it???
If you have chance why you won't use it?
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You get out the hammer and chisel. If the bullets are behind steel, you've got to get them out.
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I think fans can tell if you just slap a skateboarder on a game - you can't fool kids.
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When it gets to this point, it's just hard to pull the trigger.
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If you think you can then you can.
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I think I'm going to pull a Charlie Chaplin and have kids when I'm 60.
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The Irish have to sort out their own concerns rather than fire bullets at us.
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A city built on rivers and bituminous coal, Pittsburgh in the '90s has survived the boom and bus...
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You know those adages about smelling the roses and chasing butterflies? The markets are my butterfli...
BILL GROSS
Many visitors to Chicago know the Loop, the shops on the Magnificent Mile, and the Museum Campus. Me...
BILL DEDMAN
The hardest achievement in acting - in my opinion, anyway - is nailing a role that absolutely nobody...
BILL SIMMONS
Things aren't right. If a burglar breaks into your home and you shoot him, he can sue you. For w...
BILL MAHER
Brand names are well known to business school professors, but only one professor is a brand name her...
BILL DEDMAN
Our children are angry. The profanity is out in the street. It's on the buses and in the subway....
BILL COSBY
Leadership is an active role; 'lead' is a verb. But the leader who tries to do it all is hea...
BILL OWENS
Our first responsibility is to protect the American people and we cannot put on blinders to expect t...
BILL SHUSTER
I just try to do the best job I possibly can - put the blinders on, go to work and be the best you c...
BILL PARCELLS
Gordon Ramsay grew up in a tourist town, Stratford-Upon-Avon, but in a part tourists don't visit...
BILL BUFORD
You have to have a certain realism that government is a pretty blunt instrument, and without the con...
BILL GATES
Bluegrass is wonderful music. I'm glad I originated it.
BILL MONROE
A good hitting instructor is able to mold his teaching to the individual. If a guy stands on his hea...
BILL ROBINSON
Jason McDermott's political career, however bogus, appears to have had an early and promising st...
BILL DEDMAN
All my memories of being in Las Vegas with Bobby were great. Frank Sinatra brought us to the Sands H...
BILL MEDLEY
No matter how good you get, there's always something further out there.
BILL WALTON
Television isn't inherently good or bad. You go to a bookstore, there are how many thousands of ...
BILL NYE
I think when Kevin Nash put himself on the booking committee and then gave me my first loss, that wa...
BILL GOLDBERG