I think this is going to be great _ not only for the school _ but for the community because the recreation league teams will be able to use it on Sundays. But the main thing is that we don't have to worry about games being postponed the way we have in the past.
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(Neil) is a returning starter who has a lot of speed, covers a lot of ground in the outfield, and ha... JEFF HERRICK We faced a couple of good teams. This particular instance, we didn't hit the ball too well. Yesterda... JEFF HERRICK The best thing about baseball is that there are so many situations that can occur. It was a tough lo... JEFF HERRICK It was nice to see the 10th-grader come in and finish it off and have the support of his team. Being... JEFF HERRICK Kids are very resilient, and they bounce back. They are fine, but this was a great win for them. JEFF HERRICK There are a lot more variables now. There is a need now to document chemical usage, stewardship, a w... JEFF HERRICK I think as more and more fishermen across the state realize what's been done to their resource, they... JEFF HERRICK A winning wave, (deserving note.)
In the tempestuous petticote,
A careless shoe-string, in who... ROBERT HERRICK A sweet disorder in the dresse
Kindles in cloathes a wantonnesse. ROBERT HERRICK Praise they that will times past, I joy to see
My selfe now live: this age best pleaseth mee. ROBERT HERRICK No day is wholly unproductive of good. ROBERT HERRICK Actions from youth, advice from the middle-aged, prayers from the
aged. ROBERT HERRICK Fight thou with shafts of silver, and o'ercome
When no force else can get the masterdom. ROBERT HERRICK If little labour. little are our gaines:
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Where no one beame of comfort peeps in it. ROBERT HERRICK The person lives twice who lives the first life well. ROBERT HERRICK What is a kisse? Why this, as some approve:
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Hanging down his head t'wards me,
Guesse I may, what I must be:
... ROBERT HERRICK Fair daffadils, we weep to see
You haste away so soone;
As yet the early-rising sun
Has ... ROBERT HERRICK Let's live with that small pittance which we have;
Who covets more is evermore a slave. ROBERT HERRICK To get thine ends, lay bashfulnesse aside;
Who fears to aske, doth teach to be deny'd. ROBERT HERRICK For pitty, Sir, find out that Bee
Which bore my Love away
I'le seek him in your Bonnet brave,
... ROBERT HERRICK Attempt the end and never stand to doubt;
Nothing's so hard, but search will find it out. ROBERT HERRICK It is the end that crowns us, not the fight. ROBERT HERRICK He loves his bonds who, when the first are broke, Submits his neck into a second yoke ROBERT HERRICK Against diseases here the strongest fence,
Is the defensive vertue, abstinence. ROBERT HERRICK Give me a kisse, and to that kisse a score;
Then to that twenty, adde a hundred more;
A thousa... ROBERT HERRICK Maybe this world is another planet's hell. ROBERT HERRICK Her pretty feet
Like snails did creep
A little out, and then,
As if they played at bo-pe... ROBERT HERRICK I tell him about ... Jack and Annabel, smart and ready and I'm wondering where all that smart comes ... STEVEN HERRICK Give me a kiss, and to that kiss a score; Then to that twenty, add a hundred more: A thousand to tha... ROBERT HERRICK What is a kiss? Why this, as some approve: The sure, sweet cement, glue, and lime of love. ROBERT HERRICK Bid me to love, and I will give a loving heart to thee. ROBERT HERRICK Welcome, maids of honor,
You doe bring
In the spring,
And wait upon her. ROBERT HERRICK Hast thou attempted greatnesse?
Then go on;
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Is halfe, or altogether, innocent. ROBERT HERRICK Conquer we shall, but, we must first contend! It's not the fight that crowns us, but the end. ROBERT HERRICK What though the sea be calm? trust to the shore,
Ships have been drown'd, where late they danc'd ... ROBERT HERRICK None pities him that is in the snare, who warned before, would not beware ROBERT HERRICK I saw a flie within a beade
Of amber cleanly buried. ROBERT HERRICK Conquer we shall, but, we must first contend! It's not the fight that crowns us, but the end. ROBERT HERRICK GATHER ye rosebuds while ye may, Old time is still a-flying : And this same flower that smil... ROBERT HERRICK Gather ye rose-buds while ye may, Old Time is still a-flying; And this same flower that smi... ROBERT HERRICK What is a kiss? Why this, as some approve: The sure, sweet cement, glue, and lime of love. ROBERT HERRICK To get thine ends, lay bashfulness aside; Who fears to ask, doth teach to be deny'd. ROBERT HERRICK A careless shoe string, in whose tie
I see a wilde civility. ROBERT HERRICK I sing of brooks, of blossoms, birds, and bowers:
Of April, May, of June, and July flowers.
I ... ROBERT HERRICK 'Twixt kings and tyrans there's this difference known:
Kings seek their subjects' good, tyrants th... ROBERT HERRICK Fair daffodils, we weep to see / You haste away so soon: / As yet the early-rising sun / Has not att... ROBERT HERRICK Welcome maids of honour, / You do bring / In the Spring; / And wait upon her. ROBERT HERRICK A little saint best fits a little shrine, / A little prop best fits a little vine, / As my small cru... ROBERT HERRICK The readiness of doing doth expresse
No other but the doer's willingnesse. ROBERT HERRICK Temptations hurt not, though they have accesse;
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And this same flower that smiles today,... ROBERT HERRICK Bid me to live, and I will liveThy Protestant to be;Or bid me love, and I will giveA loving heart to... ROBERT HERRICK Only a little more / I have to write, / Then I'll give o'er, / And bid the world good-night. ROBERT HERRICK If little labor, little are our gains; man's fortunes are according to his pains ROBERT HERRICK Know when to speak - for many times it brings danger, to give the best advice to kings ROBERT HERRICK Tears are the noble language of the eye. ROBERT HERRICK Fair pledges of a fruitful tree, / Why do ye fall so fast? ROBERT HERRICK In things a moderation keep; Kings ought to shear, not skin, their sheep ROBERT HERRICK In ways to greatness think on this, That slippery all ambition is ROBERT HERRICK A master of a house, as I have read, must be the first man up and the last in bed ROBERT HERRICK Attempt the end, and never stand to doubt. Nothing's so hard but search will find it out. 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JEFF BUCKLEY It is very difficult to get people to focus on the most important things when you're in boom tim... JEFF BEZOS Find something in life that you love doing. If you make a lot of money, that's a bonus, and if y... JEFF FOXWORTHY People can transcend and overcome their differences and be very easily bonded. JEFF FORTENBERRY If I'm on form and I'm not being bothered too much by mental problems or whatever, I can whi... JEFF BECK It's not a born-again thing; it was a peaceful, really, really cool moment where I just felt tha... JEFF FISHER For the first time I could remember, I felt weak, woozy and stupid— like a human-being. Like a ver... JEFF LINDSAY There is no such thing as political science, but there are tenancies so strong that they might as we... JEFF GREENFIELD Stop trying to treat music like it's a tennis shoe, something to be branded. If the music indust... JEFF TWEEDY For special wrestlers, there's somewhere else to go - as long as you're not brainwashed by t... JEFF HARDY From the industry's point of view, the problem is not that coal companies blast the top off moun... JEFF GOODELL I'm lying in my bed, blanket is warm, this body will never keep me safe from harm. I still feel ... JEFF BUCKLEY I am not going to approve the home-screening format for my film just carte blanche in lieu of a thea... JEFF NICHOLS Editorial pages all say, 'Well, the other guy has a point, too. It remains to be seen how this w... JEFF MACNELLY I am not the Jeff Sessions my detractors have tried to create. I am not a racist. I am not insensiti... JEFF SESSIONS I've never been jealous. Not even when my dad finished the fifth grade a year before I did. JEFF FOXWORTHY Some of these people need ten years of therapy --ten sentences of mine do not equal ten years of the... JEFF ZASLOW But there is a limit to thinking about even a small piece of something monumental. You still see the... JEFF VANDERMEER I am not shy about admitting my modest talents. For example, I am happy to admit that I am better th... JEFF LINDSAY You can't do everything but you can do something! JEFF DIXON Acting is nothing more or less than playing. The idea is to humanize life. JEFF GOLDBLUM Cats are smarter than dogs. You can not get eight cats to pull a sled through snow. JEFF VALDEZ Hardware: the parts of a computer that can be kicked. JEFF PESIS Two monologues do not make a dialogue. JEFF DALY Change happens in the boiler room of our emotions... so find out how to light their fires. JEFF DEWAR We are not put on this earth for ourselves, but are placed here for each other. If you are there alw... JEFF WARNER I've never been jealous. Not even when my dad finished the fifth grade a year before I did. JEFF FOXWORTHY