I think there's a difference between ditzy and dumb. Dumb is just not knowing. Ditzy is having the courage to ask!

Platypus? I thought it was pronounced platymapus. Has it always been pronounced platypus?

These long-haired, mentally unstable, petty little sawdust Caesars only find courage like rats, by hunting in packs.

I have a flirtatious personality.

Does a very nice job of covering what's going on

I'm actually a good cook.