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I think there are a lot of things out there that are humorous that people don't realize until you actually show them what is going on. Saran Wrap for one thing. You know, you could pull enough of that out of the box and it will actually kill you. It will get a hold of you, stick to you, and choke you to death.


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WILLIAM E. CONWAY, JR. If everybody who was in the Forbes 400 said they were going to create 10,000 jobs, by my mathematics...
WILLIAM E. CONWAY, JR. Things that I grew up with stay with me. You start a certain way, and then you spend your whole life...
TIM BURTON So I said to the gym instructor: 'Can you teach me to do the splits?' He said: 'How flex...
TIM VINE It's good as an artist to always remember to see things in a new, weird way.
TIM BURTON Women now have choices. They can be married, not married, have a job, not have a job, be married wit...
TIM ALLEN Our failure as a society to properly acknowledge and confront the psychological, social, and politic...
TIM WISE As one of the first editors at 'Outside' magazine in 1975, it was my contention that most Am...
TIM CAHILL I think the iPhone is the best consumer product ever. That's what I feel about it. And it's ...
TIM COOK We collectively, to get things done, work together as a team. Because the work really happens horizo...
TIM COOK Keeping young people away from Shakespeare is like removing a link to their humanness.
TIM CROUCH I have a problem when people say something's real or not real, or normal or abnormal. The meanin...
TIM BURTON My great-grandfather was a coal miner, who worked in Pennsylvania mines when carts were pulled by mu...
TIM MURPHY My favorite record shop was called Recommended Records, in South London near where I lived - they di...
TIM GANE I'll always use the negativity as more motivation to work even harder and become even stronger.
TIM TEBOW There's always someone out there training for your spot. For my scholarship at the University of...
TIM TEBOW I'm an introvert on the Myers-Briggs. I've got to have time by myself to recharge. My philos...
TIM KAINE