I think the Cincinnati Enquirer must be edited by children.

If you don't read the newspaper, you're uninformed. If you read the newspaper, you're mis-informed.

On a book by Henry James: "Once you put it down, you simply can't pick it up.

There have been daring people in the world who claimed that Fenimore Cooper could write English, but they are all dead now.

To me [Edgar Allen Poe's] prose is unreadable—like Jane Austin's [sic]. No there is a difference. I could read his prose on salary, but not Jane's. Jane is entirely impossible. It seems a great pity that they allowed her to die a natural death.

Everytime I read 'Pride and Prejudice' I want to dig her up and beat her over the skull with her own shin-bone.