I think that most writers who wait until they're inspired to write are just waiting for the fear to subside.

I think that most writers who wait until they're inspired to write are just waiting for the fear to subside.

I think if one wants to be in a continual state of insanity one should stay married to that writing partner.

I just write what I think is funny. I don't care who watches it.

My father is a college professor and that's about the extent of my college experience. I'm sort of a professional student forever. I think just as human beings we always have a student who is alive in us and is waiting to pop up and make us feel like we are 16 years-old again.

There's very, very little that this state legislature does that can't wait a couple of days. I don't think it's really too much to ask to have legislators participate in the debate and cast their own votes.