I think people should buy 20 of them. Buy 20 and save a lot of them for Christmas presents. Who knows how many of these they make? They might be gone.

We want to get people laughing; we don't want to offend anybody.

Christmas day is a day of joy and charity. May God make you very rich in both

Rhetoric does not get you anywhere, because Hitler and Mussolini are just as good at rhetoric. But if you can bring these people down with comedy, they stand no chance.

I'm still a horse that can run. I may not be able to win the Derby, but what do you do when you retire? People retire and they vegetate. They go away and they dry up.

It was the perfect Christmas gift to each other. We could not be happier.