I think it's ignorance of both the Christian religion and politics to think that Christians have to be Republican.

When I first came back to go to church, my family told me not to discuss politics or my views there. They were worried people would think bad of me. They viewed my beliefs as a really bad thing at first because [they were] so different from their own.

[Bill] Clinton was a pretty good president for a Republican.

There is no Democratic or Republican way of cleaning the streets

I don't believe in the Republican party or the Democratic party. I just believe in parties. [Samantha]

From the people who brought you "zero tolerance," I present the Gun-Free Zone! Yippee! Problem solved! Bam! Bam! Everybody down! Hey, how did that deranged loner get a gun into this Gun-Free Zone?