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Related I had a lot of maintenance my first year because we had six outfielders, so there were three guys ev... KEN MACHA I had three cylinder blocks about this high protecting this mailbox and one night, in the middle of ... DAWN CICCHESI I knew nothing about this. I just got a flyer that got stuck in my mailbox. ALAN PHILLIPS The first crime was mine: I committed it when I made man mortal. Once I had done that, what was left... JEAN-PAUL SARTRE When I get home, the first thing I do is go to the mailbox. I flip through the letters and ads, and ... DANIEL KLEIN I had a pretty big sophomore year and I think my junior year I was struggling the first month or so ... CONOR JACKSON This is the third year my husband and I have come down to Florida. We were lucky enough the first ye... CAROL RYAN We had a cat killed, our neighbor had a dog killed, my other neighbor had two cats killed, one neigh... KAREN HENDRIXSON My junior year was the first year in like 10 or 12 years that we had a record over .500. Then my sen... KARALYN DEHN My first year in baseball, there were only one or two reporters. My second year, I got to the Triple... DWIGHT GOODEN Because after my first year I had a lot of success, took everybody by storm, came back the next year... BRETT FAVRE People are hungry because they're eating empty foods. Mine are full, and so am I. RICKY WILLIAMS Two of the cruelest, most primitive punishments our town deals out to those who fall from favor are ... HEDDA HOPPER Two of the cruelest, most primitive punishments our town deals out to those who fall from favor are ... HEDDA HOPPER So when I told my parents I wanted to go into acting because I was flunking out of my first year of ... DUSTIN HOFFMAN My junior year was a stepping stone to my senior season. That was my first full season running. I kn... A.J. ELLISON I don't want there to be any confusion about this. My love and dedication is 100 percent with baseba... BEN BROUSSARD She was in Division II last year and they moved down this year. I guess that's a pretty good day. It... CAITLIN THOMAS I learned hard lessons in life; I had to because I had so much happen: My mother died my sophomore y... BERNIE MAC I led by example before. This year, I became more vocal. My teammates were my friends and they knew ... DAN GERIOT She liked first-year students because they were so eager to learn. She was really energized by that. KAREN CARLSON It's made my life easier this year. The first three years I had to suffer because they were up and d... JEFF RULAND Waking up this morning, my first thought was that they came back to beat us like they did last year.... KYLE KANNENBERG In my first years here, we had kids who couldn't catch the ball. But they really worked at it. Last ... JOE LUSARDI It was very important. The last two years we didn't do to well, so this is my first year ever going ... JASON COCKRELL This is probably one of the best meets I've had. It feels really good to finish like this because la... ERIC CROWLEY I think I got more confident after my freshman year because of the playing experience I got when Kat... KATELYN MARTIN One night she slipped a note in my hotel mailbox. It was a small essay of encouragement and praise f... JILL CARROLL The reason I went to an all-boys Catholic school was because they had the best football team. We won... THEO ROSSI I'm thrilled to be honored like this because this is my first year and I didn't really expect it. Bu... EMILY MAIER Its important to know that scams can happen not only on the Internet, but in the mailbox, as well. ELLEN WRIGHT If I look at my old lyrics, they seem to be full of rage, but empty. There was an emptiness in my li... GREEN DAY They make a lot of plays and feed on turnovers. Last year, they were able to do that, and this year,... BRIAN GRIESE Last time I traveled, I traveled with my 2-year-old and my 3-year-old, and they actually did a searc... MICHELLE GREEN I want to have a lot of fun during my senior year and hopefully get a high seed at the Open. We were... MARTELLE SIMPSON Last year, I got jumped on, and they broke my leg. They had a stocking cap and started beating my le... LORENZO BERNARD LOCKETT It will be two great teams going at it. This group of [five] seniors has advanced one step further i... ANDREW SCHNEIDER I like them because they had some success last year. They beat Kansas in the first round last year. LEE STERLING They were touring this year with a clarinetist, so I sent it to them, ... They agreed to do it. ERIK NIELSEN I think this has been an amazing year for American cinema. So I just want to give my first thanks to... ANG LEE My first year, people were interested in me because I was new. Then the press started to come. VALENTINO GARAVANI I thought my girls were down a little bit. They weren't as intense as they had been in the past two ... BRIAN MUSTY They were not so egregious that they had to shut down the mine. Historically, coal-mining was much m... RICHARD PRICE It had been iffy on and off for the past year. They had said last year that if they could not find a... JOY WRIGHT I started dancing when I was about 15 or 16 in my high school drama club, and then I liked it so muc... GARRETT CLAYTON I got my first guitar when I was nine because I wanted to be the fifth Beatle, even though they had ... TIG NOTARO I think the kids let their guard down, felt like they were great after our first game. Obviously, we... MAURICE FREEMAN anywhere there's a void, such as a mailbox, shed or tire. JERRY HAYES I was the running joke in Miami, they were cutting me and recalling me so many times. I had six or s... ETHAN ALBRIGHT I think they just lost two really good senior guards that are the reason they were able to play so w... DARRIN HORN They beat us the first few years and that was tough. My brother never beat 'em, so for me to beat 'e... DEVAN LONG Miami this year had an incredible team down there, ... If you took and put a depth chart together of... PHIL SAVAGE When I sit near you, my hands suddenly become alien things and I don't know where to put them or wha... PLEASEFINDTHIS It's nice to know they're a little more comfortable this year than they were last year. Last year wa... APRIL STARY The streets are empty. Wind skims the voids keeping neighbors apart, as if grazing the hollow of a c... ANDREW HUSSIE Last year, I had to rehab it for two or three months. So when [I injured the finger again], I had th... JUSTIN SPEIER If someone whacked this mailbox with a baseball bat it would break the bat. JAMES BRIDGEFORD Everyone is called, but most let it go to voicemail. What's worse, when the Universe tries to leave ... DEREK RYDALL I'm doing something for myself. I'd like to get away from this, but it pays the bills. So until I fi... DON VINCENT I liked the way they treated the first, second, and third place finishers equally. It was an amazing... ARTHUR GODFREY Back then I had to ski last on the course because it was my first ranked race. I should get a better... JAMES WHALEN I want to win and play my best like I did in my second two sets today. But I've already had fun, and... GINA SUAREZ I went to bed the first night knowing I had to win or else that was it. And I also knew it was again... DEWITT DRISCOLL For many of these guys, it was their first full year of professional baseball. Now they have an unde... DAVE JOPPIE This injury is dictating the end of my career, whether that's this year, next year or whatever, ... ... STEVE YZERMAN Soon after publishing a book for kids, my mailbox began to fill with letters from children all acros... RODMAN PHILBRICK I think Albert Young could be an every-down back because he's so talented in all areas. CHAD GREENWAY Coach (Maurice) Cheeks talked about it when he first came, that I had to step it up each game, and I... ANDRE IGUODALA Kyle coming out and hitting those two 3s was really big. I think they got down and I think that made... DOUG STIVERSON When I first came back to go to church, my family told me not to discuss politics or my views there.... AMY MOORE In my first two events this year, my putting was bad. I didn't have any control with the speed of th... KJ CHOI My first experience truly around professional players was the New York Giants in their Super Bowl ye... ANDRE PATTERSON I would say this is a little more special for me because it's my senior year. We gave it all we had ... ALONSO JIMENEZ I had to step up big because it was my fault they got down there in the first place. I took it upon ... JAMES SHANNON I thought I had my first year of college paid for, so I was pretty excited. ADAM FISHER It had never been an issue until we began selling them again this year, and we had a student dinner ... EMILY KING I like this way a lot better. Used to, it would be three or four years before they reappraise. Man, ... BILL TUCKER Two years ago I found out about Tate Publishing. Actually, I called them about my children's stories... CYNTHIA VELENO That was huge for us because to that point right there I wasn't sure what kind of kids I had this ye... MARCELO ENRIQUEZ He comes to me when I call him. One day I was by the mailbox and I called for him, and he came runni... CHERYL PEYERK Putting Edgewood down kind of put that burn to rest. I was pretty confident from the start. I knew w... JEFFERY SCHMUDLACH I'm very pleased. They had an outstanding year. It was more than I expected. I knew that we'd be com... BOB BRASKO I didn't go out that much or hang out with my friends too much because of my family. I really wanted... IVAN RADENOVIC They had a year of joy, twelve months of the strange heaven which the salmon know on beds of river s... T.H. WHITE Let's see, I think the first thing we gotta to do is obviously, like you guys were expecting, is we ... LARS ULRICH My freshman year, we had a lot of losses. The arena was pretty empty. AURIMAS KIEZA I think it was somewhat expected that Huskies would be raided because they hadn't really done it yet... NATALIE FUSCO It was awkward because the high school that I went to, my aunt taught at, it was this private boy... IAN HARDING It's the first championship match these guys have been in, I don't think they were trying to turn it... BILLY MITCHELL I was in the big leagues my first year in pro ball - pretty fast. I really don't think I had an ... DREW POMERANZ I've had dreams - there were three things I wanted to do during my career. I did them during my ... CHARLOTTE DUJARDIN My parents were very open about what kind of talent I had. They never pushed me to become an account... GRACE SLICK I think I said to the players last year that they had one day to celebrate. And then they had to sta... BOBBY DAVIS I had a really wonderful upbringing. We were a tight family. It was wonderful to grow up with so man... JOAQUIN PHOENIX When burglars see mail built up in the mailbox and newspapers laying on the driveway they know the p... DENNIS MARTIN This is the first year we have the Fusion in our lineup. So the prudent thing for Ford to do is lowe... GEORGE PIPAS My manager sent me the first two scripts for 'True Detective,' and I just thought they were ... CARY FUKUNAGA The first year with the success that we had and let me point out that the time frame changes dependi... GERRY BECKLEY I had doors slammed in my face as a 14-year-old because my boobs were too big, JESSICA SIMPSON The telecoms news was disappointing. We do not have any hopes for that sector in the near term, but ... GRAHAM SECKER
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