I think it would be hard to go the distance in this business without a sense of humor.


Patricia Clarkson

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KELLY CLARKSON
girl.' But they love that song, and it kind of won them over.
KELLY CLARKSON
[The judges also praised former] Idol ... Since U Been Gone.
KELLY CLARKSON
Oh, honey, I get that all the time.
KELLY CLARKSON
I know, I know, I know, ... I don't know why, but thank you, Jesus!
KELLY CLARKSON
I want to show up in a pimped-out Ford Bronco,
KELLY CLARKSON
I never said I was a 'good girl.' I'm not a bad girl.
KELLY CLARKSON
And that's true for most of the people from the show. You don't hear a lot about them afterwards. Bu...
KELLY CLARKSON
I'm cute - and God I hate that. Because that's not cool. I'm like your niece, and nobody wants to da...
KELLY CLARKSON
If I can wake up everyday before I die and know that I don't have to serve anyone food or drinks, I ...
KELLY CLARKSON
It's like shock on their face. Because they're like, 'I cannot believe I enjoyed your concert',
KELLY CLARKSON
God will never give you anything you can't handle, so don't stress.
KELLY CLARKSON
I know, I know, I know. So I flipped out!
KELLY CLARKSON
the most insipid movie released so far this century.
KELLY CLARKSON
I never said I was a 'good girl.' I'm not a bad girl. I'm just normal, and that's what I'm going to ...
KELLY CLARKSON
Since U Been Gone
KELLY CLARKSON
[They] stood out against the dignity, bravery and perseverance of our Canadian Forces, ... Smoky Smi...
ADRIENNE CLARKSON
When mankind first saw the necessity of government, it is probable that many had conceived the desir...
THOMAS CLARKSON
Mankind have their local attachments. They have a particular regard for the spot, in which they were...
THOMAS CLARKSON
...sips fuel like a mouse sipping sherry from a hypodermic needle.
JEREMY CLARKSON
America has developed a pie tradition unequivocally and unapologetically at the sweet end of the sca...
JANET CLARKSON
I wore a groove in the kitchen floor with endless trips to the fridge, hoping against hope that I ha...
JEREMY CLARKSON
When I went to Los Angeles right after high school, I got some acting jobs, and I never, ever wanted...
KELLY CLARKSON
We're realists. We have the comfort of a minister who knows the principal files well. But this is a ...
WAYNE CLARKSON
Pies mean Thanksgiving and Christmas and picnics.
JANET CLARKSON
We have been careless with our pie repertoire. The demise of apple-pear pie with figs and saffron an...
JANET CLARKSON
I think one thing you could probably say for all my albums is that they're all pretty eclectic p...
KELLY CLARKSON
I'm loyal and I think most Texans are very loyal, but I'm also stubborn.
KELLY CLARKSON
Evangelisation is what evangelicals are supposed to do. It is a central element of their religious i...
FREDERICK CLARKSON
While immigration of large numbers of American evangelicals to Israel might sound appealing to many ...
FREDERICK CLARKSON
The Israeli government has a long relationship with American evangelicals, ... They have been cultiv...
FREDERICK CLARKSON
You are part of God’s story on earth,” my parents whispered in our ears, “You can be like Arag...
SARAH CLARKSON
William's been working here at the Food Center with us for a good many of years, and I know he's bee...
GAIL CLARKSON
I think we need to give his wife, Opal, a little credit. She's always right in there, his right arm ...
GAIL CLARKSON
Everyone says I'm like the girl next door...Y'all must have really weird neighbors
KELLY CLARKSON
We're secure, we have phones, we have pure water.... We have sewer, we have garbage pickup, we have ...
JACKIE CLARKSON
The looting is out of control. The French Quarter has been attacked. We're using exhausted, scarce p...
JACKIE CLARKSON
He stays very calm under fire, and he stays very focused. Through all the demands coming at him from...
JACKIE CLARKSON
Speed has never killed anyone, suddenly becoming stationary… that’s what gets you.
JEREMY CLARKSON
I'd been in South Africa on a modeling job and they'd told me to lose weight. I didn't fancy that so...
LUCY CLARKSON
I'm not capable of having an affair. You can ask my wife. I'm not physically capable.
JEREMY CLARKSON
If you're writing, it means getting up and writing all day, and if you're filming, it's ...
JEREMY CLARKSON