I don't understand computers. I've been unable to construct a working mental model of how th...
BRENDA LAUREL Girls enjoy complex social interaction. Their verbal skills - and their delight in using them - deve...
BRENDA LAUREL Reality has always been too small for the human imagination. We're always trying to transcend.
BRENDA LAUREL When I got started, I was a sideshow. At my first Consumer Electronics Show, in 1977 in Chicago, peo...
BRENDA LAUREL You can lead a horse to water, but a pencil must be led.
STAN LAUREL I want to work with the top people, because only they have the courage and the confidence and the ri...
LAUREL CUTLER I want to work with the top people, because only they have the courage and the confidence and the ...
LAUREL CUTLER A friend once asked me what comedy was. That floored me. What is comedy? I don't know. Does anyb...
STAN LAUREL Personally, I think the silent films were more effective for L&H, but the sound was of great val...
STAN LAUREL A disease and its treatment can be a series of humiliations, a chisel for humility.
LAUREL LEA I don't deserve to be mentioned in the same sentence with Charles Chaplin.
STAN LAUREL Anyone who thinks 'Modern Times' has got a big message is just putting it there himself. Cha...
STAN LAUREL I had a dream that I was awake and I woke up to find myself asleep.
STAN LAUREL If you had a face like mine, you'd punch me right on the nose, and I'm just the fella to do ...
STAN LAUREL Other than motherhood, the eight years that I spent at the University of Wisconsin, Madison, I have ...
LAUREL CLARK Humor is the truth; wit is an exaggeration of the truth.
STAN LAUREL Certainly my parents were a huge influence. They always expected the most out of all of us. And expe...
LAUREL CLARK When you talk to crews that went to Mir or have gone up to International Space Station, they say tha...
LAUREL CLARK I have a computer screen near my seat where I monitor the overall health of the vehicle and pick up ...
LAUREL CLARK It's such a long mission and we get to spend so much time in space... we're doing such excit...
LAUREL CLARK Life science research can be done on multiple platforms. Since we have a very small number of people...
LAUREL CLARK We're looking at Earth science, observing our planet. Also space science, looking at the ozone i...
LAUREL CLARK Hello from above our magnificent planet Earth.
LAUREL CLARK If you're trying to get someone who's sick with a fever off of a submarine and it's cold...
LAUREL CLARK You know you found the right one when you stop looking for "more.
LAUREL HOUSE Some people should come with a *brains not included* sticker
LAUREL CLIVE if Beer was water-and i was a duck- id swim to the bottom and never come up- but Beer's not water an...
LAUREL CLIVE I know that light travels faster than sound....and have concluded.. that's the reason some people se...
LAUREL CLIVE Tell me, is it going in? yeah, is it hurting?..ooh yeah, ouch its hurtin ..ok i Will put it in slowl...
LAUREL CLIVE We can LOVE someone and just be happy about it even if we know that it cannot last forever. It is no...
LAUREL CLIVE There was a moth in there, and it still had its wings crumpled up, and it was just starting to pump ...
LAUREL CLARK A horse may be coaxed to drink, but a pencil must be lead
STAN LAUREL Another fine mess you're gotten me into.
STAN LAUREL Getting oral sex from an ugly person is like bungee jumping, it's gonna be good, but holy shit, don'...
LAUREL CLIVE A disease and its treatment can be a series of humiliations, a chisel for humility
LAUREL LEE The most alarming thing here is if we said we don't want another liquor store at 44th and Elliot, we...
LAUREL ARNDT I had a dream I was awake and I woke up to find myself asleep.
STAN LAUREL It was my dream that I had clenched in a fist of discontent and wouldn't release. But time had now p...
LAUREL LEE I miss your smile… but I miss mine more.
LAUREL HOUSE A personal offense is like a scratch on a phonograph record. I couldn't move my thoughts beyond ...
LAUREL LEA We never dealt with satire or suggestive material. Although some of our films were broad parodies or...
STAN LAUREL There are some very significant changes in the way the fluids are distributed in our body, the way o...
LAUREL CLARK The harder you slam a ball into the ground, the higher it bounces back up... A divorce, a breakup, l...
LAUREL HOUSE We want them to eat better.
LAUREL VICIDOMINO The general consensus is, when people go to college, the most popular place is the gym. They meet pe...
LAUREL VICIDOMINO Exercise makes you feel better in school and while playing sports. It's important for our students t...
LAUREL VICIDOMINO Since I started, I had this vision of creating a safe, comfortable place to seriously explore the th...
LAUREL TRUE This is the only store in California with all you need to make any type of mosaic art.
LAUREL TRUE Here is where our workshops are held.
LAUREL TRUE We want people to know that we are here, accessible to everyone, loving and celebrating Oakland.
LAUREL TRUE It was a pretty equal race. Each team was kind of close together and the finish was like each person...
LAUREL STOKES We have a very good feeling. We know what we're capable of.
LAUREL STOKES That was not a focus until later in the year. We definitely will be preparing to get our times down ...
LAUREL STOKES There's always the 2010 Olympics.
LAUREL SHANLEY I think the hardest part will be watching the Olympics.
LAUREL SHANLEY It's hard to go from being super active to sitting on the couch all day every day.
LAUREL SHANLEY I was planning on being there.
LAUREL SHANLEY It's kind of a day by day thing.
LAUREL SHANLEY We want to go to the championship again.
LAUREL SCHULTHEIS We needed to be more aggressive up front.
LAUREL SCHULTHEIS It was pretty tough. I was expecting a tough game because I knew they had some returning seniors tha...
LAUREL SCHULTHEIS Hospice is a ministry. I give all the glory to the Lord.
LAUREL SCHMIDT There's so much we do behind the scenes that nobody ever knows about. I really care about my patient...
LAUREL SCHMIDT It was quite an honor. I was very surprised. It's such an encouragement to keep doing what I'm doing...
LAUREL SCHMIDT I proposed setting up a booth offering to take digital photos of skiers and snowboarders.
LAUREL SCHERER It just didn't make sense. The lodge is 42,000 square feet — they're not lacking for space.
LAUREL SCHERER He told me that half the lodge had been sold and the new owner [Bussey] wanted this space to sell re...
LAUREL SCHERER We keep saying that, but people keep asking, 'Could the team be moved?' People just don't seem to be...
LAUREL PRIEB There are groups that have shown due diligence in pursuing the possibility of a sale. Whether that l...
LAUREL PRIEB Although we have not been down this road before, we all know that there is big influx of baseball fa...
LAUREL PRIEB We're proud that Major League Baseball already has the toughest testing agreement in professional sp...
LAUREL PRIEB Baseball officials are actively engaged and we're hopeful that this will be resolved to bring about ...
LAUREL PRIEB In the spirit of a Coyote Valley that is self-sustaining, we should be exploring some of these other...
LAUREL PREVETTI We're going to time it just like the real test. That alone will help them get rid of so much test an...
LAUREL MATEYKA There are questions that need to be answered in a certain amount of time, and we will practice worki...
LAUREL MATEYKA I feel the garment of Christ being pulled over our shoulders. I am new... I finally sleep, wrapped i...
LAUREL LEE I never dreamed of publication and I never thought about success. Sometimes I wonder what it is doin...
LAUREL LEE Humor has always been important to me. If there is a shield of faith that you can keep up against di...
LAUREL LEE I've traveled to 50 countries, but I've never been to heaven.
LAUREL LEE A personal offense is like a scratch on a phonograph record. I couldn't move my thoughts beyond my p...
LAUREL LEE I want the privilege of guiding the arrows of my children and giving them the exhortations that can ...
LAUREL LEE Breathe in. Take a deep breath. Be aware of your body relaxing. Let out unwanted energy and tension.
LAUREL IZARD Choose one that speaks to you.
LAUREL IZARD Intuition, whether spirit-guided or guided by God, is vital. It's the first voice that I hear when m...
LAUREL IZARD I'd much rather do this than take a bus. It was a great way to see the city.
LAUREL HOLLOWAY They jumped all over us. They play 12 kids and there is no dump in talent. They outworked us from th...
LAUREL HEILMAN We got off to a better start than a lot of people thought we would, but it's going to be tough. Out ...
LAUREL HEILMAN They are definitely the most improved team in our league without a doubt. We will have our work cut ...
LAUREL HEILMAN It is important to be able to have someone you can talk to. This doesn't happen just to young girls....
LAUREL GUCCIONE Lori is the perfect example of how you can't tell someone walking down the street has bulimia. She d...
LAUREL GUCCIONE You don't have to always sit down to food to get things done. In fact, some would argue you problem ...
LAUREL GREEN If there's one way to get the most out of your years, it is to stay involved in activities that are ...
LAUREL GREEN Some of our women come for the first time saying, 'I don't think I can walk a mile.' We can teach th...
LAUREL GREEN There is no data on the future.
LAUREL CUTLER I was concerned that you were searching for reasons to decline the petition.
LAUREL COX I'm not here based on being opposed or in favor of the petition.
LAUREL COX A piña colada would have been really nice, ... It was warmer, but we all got along just fine.
LAUREL CLARK There's a lot of different things that we do during life that could personally harm us and I choose ...
LAUREL CLARK I have a real interest in winter sports. I ice climb and ski and do mountaineering. I'm going to try...
LAUREL ARNDT We've sat twice now and had them cry wolf that they had to get this wrapped up.
LAUREL ARNDT Some things are only capable of being done in space. Examples of that are looking at our Earth from ...
LAUREL CLARK Well-behaved women seldom make history.
LAUREL THATCHER ULRICH Well-behaved women rarely make history
LAUREL THATCHER ULRICH He was a strong and noble lord with piercing eyes of grey.
He sat upon his noble throne shinin...
LAUREL A. ROCKEFELLER when our eyes touched it was love at frist sight, like a fantasy, you shinning with light.
LAUREL A STALLMAN Princess Anlei to the newly knighted Lord Knight Corann: "A princess does not need to rush into the ...
LAUREL A. ROCKEFELLER We're about to hit that age when we'll be too exhausted to maintain friendships, and the days of han...
GUME LAUREL III To be happy with a man you must understand him a lot and love him a little. To be happy with a woman...
LAUREL THATCHER ULRICH Sometimes I feel as if I've lived about five lifetimes...all fictionalized in my five books.
LAUREL-RAIN SNOW Some history-making is intentional; much of it is accidental. People make history when they scale a ...
LAUREL THATCHER ULRICH Love for the beauty of the soul.
I shall love you always.
When the flower of life has go...
LAUREL A. ROCKEFELLER The bitterest of ironies is that the people who make us feel the most accepted, secure, and whole ar...
GUME LAUREL III I am not yet come of age, my lord. How can I be queen?” asked Constance fearfully.
LAUREL A. ROCKEFELLER Being near him was like being in a cloud, making my vision blur and taking away some of reality's ha...
LAUREL ULEN CURTIS For such a strong, physically intimidating guy, he was so freaking soft. So playful, so generous wit...
LAUREL ULEN CURTIS If you asked me, denial was the best stage of grief. If prompted, the Wicked Queen’s mirror would ...
LAUREL ULEN CURTIS I'd been shouting and shouting and no-one wanted to hear me.
BRENDA FASSIE Everyone the world over talks about British actors and British talent and I think that's because...
BRENDA BLETHYN Know that it is good to work. Work with love, and think of liking it when you do it. It is easy an...
BRENDA UELAND There are a lot of people who dream of overnight success, of being Brad Pitt getting discovered for ...
BRENDA STRONG I have many influences and poets whose work I love. My personal canon includes Blake, Keats, Dickins...
BRENDA HILLMAN It is only by expressing all that is inside that purer and purer streams come.
BRENDA UELAND I am strong, but I am tired, Stephen, tired of always having to be the strong one, of always having ...
BRENDA JOYCE So you see, imagination needs moodling - long, inefficient, happy idling, dawdling and puttering.
BRENDA UELAND Think of yourself as an incandescent power, illuminated and perhaps forever talked to by God and his...
BRENDA UELAND The academy awards in England; it's a classy affair as well.
BRENDA BLETHYN I'm not used to introspection. I've never lingered on my feelings. The show must go on.
BRENDA LEE It's pretty cool that artists like Flo Rida and Bingo Players can be inspired to interpret a son...
BRENDA RUSSELL When 'I'm Sorry' came out and became such a huge hit, that made 'Rockin' Around ...
BRENDA LEE Everybody is talented because everybody who is human has something to express.
BRENDA UELAND Stars talk about how they dislike fans fussing over them, begging for autographs and things like tha...
BRENDA FASSIE I learned that you should feel when writing, not like Lord Byron on a mountain top, but like child s...
BRENDA UELAND Listening is a magnetic and strange thing, a creative force. When we really listen to people there i...
BRENDA UELAND My inspiration comes from God, so I always have to be open, kind of like being an antenna. I like to...
BRENDA RUSSELL The only good teachers for you are those friends who love you, who think you are interesting, or ver...
BRENDA UELAND We hit a lot of line drives at people (during the first game); we just hit into a lot of bad luck. B...
BRENDA PENA The last couple of years, we've had such good talent in this area. We can't get them all. Over half ...
BRENDA PENA It's different people at different time for us. Everybody steps up for us. It truly was a team effor...
BRENDA PENA Intel is committed to encouraging and showcasing America's brightest young scientists.
BRENDA MUSILLI Becoming an Intel STS semifinalist shows the world that this teen has exceptional promise and has th...
BRENDA MUSILLI Becoming an Intel STS semi-finalist shows the world that this teen has exceptional promise and has t...
BRENDA MUSILLI Intel is committed to encouraging and showcasing America's brightest young scientists, Becoming an I...
BRENDA MUSILLI Through dedication and hard work, these schools have implemented great ideas for instituting student...
BRENDA MUSILLI I'm just really pleased we have a new building for the animals. It's been a long time coming.
BRENDA MILLER I can't go through another summer like I did last year.
BRENDA MILLER We can't say enough good things about Daly. He walks the streets, returns your calls.
BRENDA MILLER Ever since she was a little girl there were a lot of people telling her what they wanted. It really ...
BRENDA MILLER Her dad and I felt that if Morgan lived on a soccer field at least we could have it at home.
BRENDA MILLER The failure to spay and neuter pets that's the biggest contributor to the pet population.
BRENDA MILLER Sometimes, when people have a problem with a dog and it disappears, I think they just don't care tha...
BRENDA MILLER I don't want a civil union, I want a marriage.
BRENDA MILLER We just want the kind of house where people can come over, get comfortable, have a glass of wine and...
BRENDA MAGNON We were just looking for the perfect spot and this piece of land came available - a full acre. And y...
BRENDA MAGNON I think more people don't build them because they're intimidated by the idea of decorating them. Wha...
BRENDA MAGNON Alvin loves living on the water and I love log homes.
BRENDA MAGNON The beauty of everything here is that even though they are all part of circus acts, everything is sc...
BRENDA LEWIS The beauty of everything here is that even though they are all part of circus acts, everything is sc...
BRENDA LEWIS Everyone has some kind of connection to or story about the circus, so there's really something for e...
BRENDA LEWIS Even though they probably didn't know it at the time, circus performers were practicing physics and ...
BRENDA LEWIS I believe I became one of the first singers to be launched via television exposure. I guess I was a ...
BRENDA LEE I always felt that I was one of the women who helped lay the foundation for rock and roll. But I'd a...
BRENDA LEE He loves the kids and does whatever he can to make them do their best. He is a wonderful father and ...
BRENDA LEE The growth of earnings per share this year does not justify the 100 percent shares increase.
BRENDA LEE We always watch the game. Well, we will cook and have some people over. My son-in-law is a big jock ...
BRENDA LEE Brother, if you want to get the lowdown, Come along and let's all have a hoedown.
BRENDA LEE Most of them have no place to go. The people most affected are from outside, but they're going to be...
BRENDA LEE A lot of people thought I'd died, because of your coverage, they know I'm still around.
BRENDA LEE felt like Cinderella at the ball.
BRENDA LEE I only wish Chet Atkins could be here for this joyous occasion.
BRENDA LEE I have tried to live as a professional to ensure that all those individuals that touch the children,...
BRENDA JONES We are hoping for a great turnout this year and also for great weather on the day of the tournament.
BRENDA JONES We like to have a mix of the legends and the younger acts.
BRENDA JONES Women do not give up their reproductive rights when they are in prison. Her sentence does not includ...
BRENDA JONES [All the biggest country stars have played Lanierland, including George Jones and Tammy Wynette and ...
BRENDA JONES The owners at the time thought, well, were going to have to give all this money back, ... And he com...
BRENDA JONES Every time hes supposed to be here, hes showed up,
BRENDA JONES It was always his dream to play golf for Auburn University. With the scholarship, we are helping som...
BRENDA JONES We plan to make this an annual event, because everyone enjoyed it so much.
BRENDA JONES I always like to say he'd be another Tiger Woods.
BRENDA JONES It's just a family hobby, a family event, for us. (Ole Fashion Day) is a way to come together. Every...
BRENDA JOHNSON It's an incomplete road at this point.
BRENDA JOHNSON We're cleaning up trash and debris and preparing the playground equipment for painting.
BRENDA JOHNSON We need participation from the residents because this is their neighborhood and they know it better ...
BRENDA JOHNSON I had a tough time getting help for myself because I was afraid to leave my children who needed me.
BRENDA JOHNSON People still think that, you know, it might be okay for a man, but it wouldn't happen to women. Moth...
BRENDA JOHNSON We want families to have accurate information so you know what you are dealing with, what the proble...
BRENDA JOHNSON It was a very unsafe situation. The goal of the city is to make sure everything is properly construc...
BRENDA JOHNSON It was surreal, just watching her. But this wasn't her first rodeo.
BRENDA JOHNSON She is so happy you wouldn't believe it. It's because of her that I am able to receive an honor like...
BRENDA JACKSON I'm totally shocked and humbled they would give me such an honor. When (Wofford athletic director) R...
BRENDA JACKSON I thought I was dreaming, ... I heard a really loud bang.
BRENDA JACKSON I knew them from the day they moved in,
BRENDA JACKSON ABC Lunchtime Events 2005.
BRENDA JACKSON I have a hunch we're going to get a few more calls from people who she might have victimized who wer...
BRENDA JACKSON He was a very good kid. He was always happy and always said hi,
BRENDA JACKSON I have always loved the game, ever since those days playing in my aunt's yard. I grew up idolizing M...
BRENDA JACKSON The coach at Ninety Six told coach Sharpe she really ought to be recruiting me. A lot of the local s...
BRENDA JACKSON I don't think there is any place in Stark County or Summit County like this.
BRENDA JACKSON When The Supremes were taking off, the company, the company would pull in records so that The Suprem...
BRENDA HOLLOWAY Then when Gladys Knight came in to do my songs that was the straw that broke the camel's back.
BRENDA HOLLOWAY