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ZACH ANNER Because these kids get away from their parents, and they binge drink until they are sick. Dozens of ...
ZACH WAMP For twenty years, Islamic Jihadists have been attacking American interests around the world and we d...
ZACH WAMP Maybe that's all that family really is, a group of people who all miss the same imaginary place.
ZACH BRAFF I'm kind of jealous of the life I'm supposedly leading.
ZACH BRAFF I don't hit it as far as a lot of guys do, so I have to be in the right spot in the fairway to s...
ZACH JOHNSON If you put me in the fairway at my average distance into a par 4, 175 to 180 yards, and you put anot...
ZACH JOHNSON But my mother's a psychologist, my stepfather's a psychologist, my stepmother is a therapist and my ...
ZACH BRAFF [For the established players, especially the internationals, the airport is an incalculable asset, w...
ZACH JOHNSON Folks, I don't want my president to leave office with a $10 trillion deficit. I don't want China to ...
ZACH WAMP We have to move forward,
ZACH WAMP I don't think anyone expects Mr. Blunt to hold two positions for the next 15 months,
ZACH WAMP Golf carries with it the comity and goodwill that are very rare in politics,
ZACH WAMP It was a clear retreat by President Clinton from the comity and cooperation that the two men had, fr...
ZACH WAMP They're huge shoes to fill ... if people see any similarities, he was a goofy guy who wasn't your st...
ZACH BRAFF It used to be that you came out of school, and you got married - those who were going to get married...
ZACH BRAFF I wish I was that important of an actor that that happened. 'Which do you want Zach? Take your pick....
ZACH BRAFF I'm by no means condemning prescription medicine for mental health. I've seen it save a lot of peopl...
ZACH BRAFF I said, I'm on this TV show and I love doing it, but I don't want to be known always as the silly "S...
ZACH BRAFF I really got to put into it [my] own humor,
ZACH BRAFF I just felt that like an actor it's really hard to get a really good role. I mean a part like this, ...
ZACH BRAFF I'd love to do more theater in New York City. And I'd love the chance to do a big movie with a great...
ZACH BRAFF This movie's really about someone who's opening up a new chapter in their life.
ZACH BRAFF I think Jersey is a character (in the film), and there's a dual meaning with a state of mind - a gar...
ZACH BRAFF They all saw my short films, and I think that changed their opinion of me as just a guy on a sitcom ...
ZACH BRAFF My grandma was a church organist for 40 years, and she got me into jazz music and great songwriters,...
ZACH ANNER I think it's just poise. A lot of senior leadership. We've got a lot of old guys. So I think that fa...
ZACH FREEMAN Obviously, losing guys like that, that's a pretty good chunk. But I think we're right there.
ZACH ODELL This is an exciting moment for the CIRM as these awards mark the first step in our scientific progra...
ZACH HALL It's almost equivalent to doing nothing.
ZACH HALL Scientists. What will not stop this from happening is government oversight.
ZACH HALL We want to hit the ground running once the money comes in. Rather than sending out a slow and gradua...
ZACH HALL We won't be spending the kind of money we would if we could (sell) bonds. But we are going to use th...
ZACH HALL