I think I'd go for Collingwood, who can bowl a few overs and bat a bit,

They go to Chelsea, Liverpool and Manchester United and set their stall to get a result so if it means playing 4-5-1, it's good for that team.

I would never have played Wilkinson in a million years,

I don't think the league is getting boring,

Even sarcastic play is not allowed - the referee cannot accept that.

The EU has 25 countries and in Europe there are 52 national associations. Fifa has 205 around the world - 25 shouldn't make law for the other 205 countries.