I think I intimidate hecklers because I weigh more than most of them.

I've got more chins than a San Francisco phonebook.

I think most people are more susceptible to prejudice than to reason.

It's the biggest party in the world, and you have to keep the whole thing percolating, which is difficult because a lot of awards most people don't care about.

I mean, when I started out I was billing per hour, like a shrink because you would sit with somebody and work. But most of it, if it's for a live show it's usually a buy-out. A flat fee.

I think I have more stamps in my passport than most stamp collectors have in their collections.