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MARK CALCAVECCHIA The Vancouver course had a ton of trees, small greens, deep rough, ... I anticipate the same sort of...
MARK CALCAVECCHIA I actually ... felt too relaxed. I hit an awful iron into the first hole, then another terrible iron...
MARK CALCAVECCHIA Tee-to-green, I'm streaky, but I'm still very good at times, ... My short game, as far as bunker and...
MARK CALCAVECCHIA It's uplifting, ... Certainly if they can do it, I can do it. We've still got a lot of game. You nev...
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MARK CALCAVECCHIA I was so nervous out there in the fairway. I hit a great shot and the wind came my way at the right ...
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GREG NORMAN They say I should stay away from you,” I said. “They said you’re not good for me.”
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'Thank you for wearing that dress whi...
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With the destruction of us, finally, we became no one.
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I looked down at my ...
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MARK TWAIN A man never reaches that dizzy height of wisdom that he can no longer be lead by the nose.
MARK TWAIN Happiness ain't a thing in itself --it's only a contrast with something that ain't pleasant. And so,...
MARK TWAIN There are people who can do all fine and heroic things but one: keep from telling their happiness to...
MARK TWAIN All things being equal, people will do business with a friend; all things being unequal, people will...
MARK MCCORMACK I repeat, sir, that in whatever position you place a woman she is an ornament to society and a treas...
MARK TWAIN We’ll have to get you a sword,” I said. “When funds allow.”
Snorri shook his head. “A...
MARK LAWRENCE Good friends, good books and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life. The conviction of the rich...
MARK TWAIN Grief can take care of itself; but to get the full value of a joy you must have somebody to divide i...
MARK TWAIN Let us be grateful to Adam, our benefactor. He cut us out of the blessing of idleness and won for us...
MARK TWAIN Intellectual work is misnamed; it is a pleasure, a dissipation, and is its own highest reward.
MARK TWAIN Work and play are words used to describe the same thing under differing conditions.
MARK TWAIN I do not like work even when someone else does it.
MARK TWAIN Work consists of whatever a body is obliged to do, and play consists of whatever a body is not oblig...
MARK TWAIN Often the surest way to convey misinformation is to tell the strict truth.
MARK TWAIN Truth is neither alive nor dead; it just aggravates itself all the time.
MARK TWAIN No real gentleman will tell the naked truth in the presence of ladies.
MARK TWAIN We had the sky up there, and we used to lay on our backs and look up at them, and discuss whether th...
MARK TWAIN