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Chelsea R. Blues

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I often repeat repeat.
I don't don't know why know why,
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SHARLENE PRINCE, SHAROCK P.
I kinda like to scare my sister, and usually she gets really mad at me for doing that.
CAYDEN BOYD
I call myself a blues singer, but you ain't never heard me call myself a blues guitar man.
B. B. KING
If I'm at a party and someone puts on a Blues Brothers tape, I tend to go nuts.
TODD BARRY
i'm going mad, i told myself. let me not be mad.
IAN MCEWAN
It is clear to me now that, owing to my unbounded vanity and to the high standard I set for myself, ...
FYODOR DOSTOYEVSKY
I want to say thanks to the Chelsea fans because I have seen them very, very happy with me for joini...
FERNANDO TORRES
No, I love it at Chelsea. I've been here since I was 14, and I'm 28 now. All my friends are ...
JOHN TERRY
It bothers the heck out of me. I just want to get back in there so bad. I just get mad at myself for...
ANDREW VONDERHAAR
You've heard me call myself a bluesman and a blues singer. I call myself a blues singer, but you...
B. B. KING
I think the blues is fine for blues players, but free blues has never made much sense to me.
DEREK BAILEY
I was so mad at myself. I never do that.
JOSEPH HUNTER
Get this (economic plan) passed. Later on, we can all debate it.
, TO NEW HAMPSHIRE LEGISLATORS
Yet, every time I find myself,I seem to gain a little each time.
CHELSEA R. BLUES
If at some point you find yourself at a cross road, and one can do this often – find themselves I ...
CHELSEA R. BLUES
Looking back where me, myself and I traveled along; helps the decision forward.
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'Sackboy' - Speak honestly. Every action is truthful. You wait for no one who isn't ready. You belie...
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When you feel you've hit rock bottom and quite at the brink of nothingness; taking time to give than...
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Along my spiritual, creative, mental and physical journeys - I found only one thing makes all the di...
CHELSEA R. BLUES
I grew up listening to Muddy Waters and Howlin' Wolf and lots of blues, R&B and Motown.
L'WREN SCOTT
I have a lot of friends who are involved in everything from Americana to blues to R&B to pop to ...
JOHN OATES
People will see me at Chelsea the way I am and judge me the way they want to.
EDEN HAZARD
For many years, I struggled with how I felt about myself. I hid and harbored very self-destructive e...
RENEE OLSTEAD
Madame Guillotine gets mad at me. Not because I told them to shove it, but because I didn’t say it...
STEPHANIE PERKINS
I'm undefeated in Scrabble. I can figure out an opponent's strategy and mold mine to offset ...
RYAN KWANTEN
When I work on stories, I tend to lose sight of everything else. I forget to pay bills or to shave. ...
DAVID GRANN
I was mad at myself. It was a stupid foul.
BROOKE NELSON
Someone yelled at me once, 'You never write about yourself.' People used to get so mad at me...
SUZAN-LORI PARKS
It's not about worthiness, it's about willingness.
R. ALAN WOODS
Never contend with a man who has nothing to lose.
BALTASAR GRACIáN
I’m like that. Either I forget right away or I never forget.
SAMUEL BECKETT
The market is still waiting for HSBC results, which will have a big impact on the direction of the m...
ANDREW TO
Property shares had a technical rebound, but interest rate concerns will still affect properties unt...
ANDREW TO
Bank of China's results were quite good; double-digit growth can be taken as good results for a bank...
ANDREW TO
The index tried to challenge 18,000 but failed, so that triggered profit taking. Tokyo's slide also ...
ANDREW TO
Trading seems to be focusing on selective counters because investors are cautious amid interest rate...
ANDREW TO
We're seeing a minor technical rebound after Wall Street rebounded from two days of losses. The key ...
ANDREW TO
Some investors have returned to pick up the stock at bargain prices.
ANDREW TO
I think the take-up for the placement is not too good and other property developers may be discourag...
ANDREW TO
We are afraid that our freedoms and liberties will be infringed in the future.
ANDREW TO
I think there was some minor selling pressure on telecom stocks as the market continued to see a wea...
ANDREW TO
I knew that Chelsea was a club that changed its manager reasonably often.
EDEN HAZARD
i dont like when people say you know when they are in the middle of telling you something to me it g...
DALLY SALAD
I am often mad, but I would hate to be nothing but mad: and I think I would lose what little value I...
E.B. (ELWYN BROOKS) WHITE
I fancy myself at being pretty good at understanding a script and finding the weaknesses, and then m...
MADS MIKKELSEN
[New students, however, often do need help with various adjustments to Tufts schedules, course selec...
JASON WANG
I'm sure Chelsea did turn up believing they couldn't lose but after hearing the crowd that night I k...
JAMIE CARRAGHER
We had some chances today, but when it comes down to it, it's the pitch I made to Ramirez. I just lo...
DAN HAREN
I've always said I wanted to play in England. There was a struggle between Chelsea and United, b...
EDEN HAZARD
I love to lose myself in other men's minds. When I am not walking, I am reading. I cannot sit and th...
CHARLES LAMB
Joaquin knows how much I'd like to see him come and play at Chelsea, but that's going to be his deci...
ASIER DEL HORNO
If you look at me, I'm very tall but I'm not huge or muscular. I tend to be slim and you kno...
VENUS WILLIAMS
The point that I think myself to be so terribly clever is the precise point at which I am beginning ...
CRAIG D. LOUNSBROUGH
I have often met with happiness after some imprudent step which ought to have brought ruin upon me, ...
GIACOMO CASANOVA
When I was little and my mom got mad at me she would always say, "You know you can be replaced".
NEIL LECKMAN
I'm just mad at myself. I shouldn't have missed it. I felt like I let the team down.
ALEX GUERRERO
Ah, much deluded! lay aside
Thy threats, and anger misapplied!
Art not afraid with sounds ...
JOHN MILTON
I would like to make clear that I completely deny making any critical comments attributed to me this...
ARJEN ROBBEN
I put a limited time on the blues. I say, 'I allowed myself to be blue for four hours, and now I...
TERI HATCHER
I have already joined myself in marriage to a husband, namely the kingdom of England.
ELIZABETH I (SPOKEN TO HER PARLAMENT)
I inherited a vile melancholy from my father, which has made me mad all my life, at least not sober
SAMUEL JOHNSON
At 21, Real Madrid or Barcelona would have been more difficult for me. If I play well enough at Chel...
EDEN HAZARD
I was kind of mad at myself at 17 because I was 5 up after 11 and now he was coming back at me. I ju...
EDOARDO MOLINARI
I tend to curse in French more often than I do in English.
ALAINA HUFFMAN
I tend to curse in French more often than I do in English.
ALEXA DAVALOS
I think I'm good at looking moody. I'm not much good at analysing myself, but I tend to fit ...
MARC WARREN
He that loseth his honesty hath nothing else to lose.
JOHN LYLY
I am not a time waster… I don't have any time to lose.
DEYTH BANGER
It is midnight in the hard part of town. The mask is itching like it always does. The ragged end of ...
STEVE VERNON
Why then you're as mad as me. No, madder. For I distrust 'reality' and its moron mother, the univers...
RAY BRADBURY
I lose myself in music because I can't be bothered explaining what I feel to anyone else around ...
ROBERT SMITH
Hey. What did you do to your - I mean, you look different." My cheeks go immediately hot. Not that y...
SARAH OCKLER
Quite often you drive me mad, but more often I'm just mad about you. And that darling, that's the be...
CRYSTAL WOODS
Drawing is the only thing I've found in which I can lose myself completely. I love it. It starte...
PETER CAPALDI
I like to be human and not lose myself in becoming a mannequin, which people in showbiz are accused ...
AISHWARYA RAI BACHCHAN
I'm not a person who defends myself very often. I kind of let my actions speak for me.
TOM BRADY
I've only myself to blame. It would be easy for me to blame others but I have to look at myself.
CRAIG BELLAMY
I don't have a girlfriend. But I do know a woman who'd be mad at me for saying that.
MITCH HEDBERG
By not caring too much about what people think, I'm able to think for myself and propagate ideas...
ALBERT ELLIS
I write to keep from going mad from the contradictions I find among mankind--and to work some of tho...
MICHEL DE MONTAIGNE
I tend to really duck down and make myself smaller than I already am.
CARICE VAN HOUTEN
I never saw myself as a spokesman for a generation. It was all a bit heavy for me. I saw myself as a...
PAUL WELLER
He was upset like anyone else would have been. He's like me. He gets real mad. Five minutes later, I...
JAMIE MCMURRAY
When I like myself, which is not too often, but when I do like myself on film, it's when I point...
DINAH MANOFF
I'm happy to say that I am in remission. That R word is something critically important to cancer...
KATHY GIUSTI
I love to lose myself in other men's minds. When I am not walking, I am reading; I cannot sit ...
CHARLES LAMB (USED PSEUDONYM ELIA)
Some read to learn, some to laugh, and some to live.
JOYCE RACHELLE
I don't eschew autobiographical writing, but I'm not interested in mine to be so straightfor...
AIMEE BENDER
He got a little mad at me and didn't speak to me for a while.
AUDREY MOORE
To be fair, I don't get mad when people laugh at me when I fall down.
OWEN BENJAMIN
There is a long way to go but Chelsea are in a fantastic position. They can only lose it now because...
ARSENE WENGER
What he told me was, 'Coach, if I'm going to lose, I'm going to lose playing by myself. No one to bl...
EDDIE MARQUEZ
I'm very competitive and I let my emotions show. Most of the time what you see is me being upset wit...
DAN MARINO
I tend to be slim and you know, I actually can lose weight quicker than I can gain it.
VENUS WILLIAMS
All my life I had been looking for something, and everywhere I looked someone tried to tell me what ...
RALPH WALDO EMERSON
I've known Shawn for eight or nine years. He was mad at me, so I was just trying to settle him down.
ANDREW EAKLE
Whatever I receive from a higher power gets me pumped, which gets the crowd pumped, which gets me mo...
THEOPHILUS LONDON
I'm just so tired of life being something that happens to me. That's not how it's supposed to work. ...
JOSHUA EDWARD SMITH
The key to valuing something is to lose it and then realize how rare it was—after which you pray l...
RICHELLE E. GOODRICH

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I just go up to bat and try to stay relaxed, not get tense and swing.
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One of my girlfriends was getting married. This was becoming an annoying pattern.
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I look hot and, most of all, skinny. I love the day after throwing up. I felt like a feather.
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Our relationship finally ended when he took to waking me up in the wee hours of the morning when he ...
CHELSEA HANDLER
Ivory's the kind of girl who gets drunk and immediately starts slurring. I have a lot of friends lik...
CHELSEA HANDLER
I don't like the word 'alcoholic'. I like to think of myself as an advanced drinker.
CHELSEA HANDLER
I had to feign interest in all this nonsense until I could ask when I could come over and sit on his...
CHELSEA HANDLER
My relationship with my father had been on the proverbial fritz since the time I was fifteen and cal...
CHELSEA HANDLER
Have you ever experienced a pain so sharp in your heart that it's all you can do to take a breath? I...
CHELSEA HANDLER
At some point during almost every romantic comedy, the female lead suddenly trips and falls, stumbli...
CHELSEA HANDLER
I saw him for first time spinning fire out on the beach. Oh my god I totally thought that was hot!
CHELSEA TELLER
After years of hiding and holding off because of the trial, I finally announced my intent to change ...
CHELSEA MANNING
Ugly people kill people all the time. But when pretty people did, it got attention.
CHELSEA CAIN
I'm a late-night host that doesn't want to be tied down by time or television or even hostin...
CHELSEA HANDLER
On the night of 4 November 2008, Barack Obama was elected on a platform of 'hope' and 'c...
CHELSEA MANNING
As outrageously counter-intuitive as this might seem, the most hardened terrorists and criminals are...
CHELSEA MANNING
It's a great accomplishment. I didn't care about anything else except winning this game. It's an Ind...
CHELSEA KILTY
I'm not that shallow, asshole. I don't need money. It's way more important for them to be good-looki...
CHELSEA HANDLER
And why is Heather wearing pink? Come on, people."
Heather rolled her eyes and disappeared back...
CHELSEA FINE
I performed after 9/11 for relief workers down by Ground Zero. There were these men just coming back...
CHELSEA PERETTI
I'm actually a big fan of Kathy Griffin because I think she's really funny. I think she'...
CHELSEA HANDLER
When you interview celebrities, they're so guarded so many times, they can't reveal anything...
CHELSEA HANDLER
Burning Man is such a huge part of my life and my identity. The things I believe make me a good pers...
CHELSEA TELLER
I think with our problems with hopelessness and cynicism that [the solution] ultimately has to come ...
CHELSEA CLINTON
How we use these surpluses in this moment of prosperity will determine America's future for decades ...
CHELSEA CLINTON
For all the tornadoes Arkansas has, and the ones that have hit around Little Rock, we never had one ...
CHELSEA CLINTON
I didn't wear my knee brace for the first time, so I really felt like I could move around.
CHELSEA WAGNER
We're goof balls. We don't really care a whole lot about what's going on around us, as long as we're...
CHELSEA DAVIS
I am excited to work with NBC News to continue to highlight stories of organizations and individuals...
CHELSEA CLINTON
Great guys exist. They may not be in the package you think you like, and they may not come when you ...
CHELSEA HANDLER
I read a lot of 'Nancy Drew' books as a kid and considered myself a bit of an amateur detect...
CHELSEA CAIN
Another thing I take issue with are people who take their dogs on "play dates," or even worse, peopl...
CHELSEA HANDLER
I don't appreciate people who celebrate their dog's birthdays with "dog parties," and then invite th...
CHELSEA HANDLER
We play as a team. We don?t have one player. We have many players.
CHELSEA MCTIGUE
Movies were movies, whether they were old or new. They always captivated me, pulled me into worlds w...
CHELSEA SEDOTI
Movies were movies, whether they were old or new. They always captivated me, pulled me into worlds w...
CHELSEA SEDOTI
Phew, that was a close one. I just didn't seem to be able to get any good waves. I was lucky to get ...
CHELSEA GEORGESON
We were able to get them into foster homes within several hours.
CHELSEA SHERIDAN
Are you there vodka? It's me, Chelsea. Please get me out of jail and I promise I will never drink ag...
CHELSEA HANDLER
You know you're a hot mess when the only person buying you drinks all night is yourself.
CHELSEA HANDLER
Men don’t realize that if we’re sleeping with them on the first date, we’re probably not inter...
CHELSEA HANDLER
Along with the 97 percent of women who can see, I have never been a fan of redheaded men.
CHELSEA HANDLER
You get to learn about different cultures-the different parts of the country. The diversity is diffe...
CHELSEA COWMAN
I think it's a great opportunity, especially for students who have wanted to go out of state and cou...
CHELSEA COWMAN
We proved we could be safe and secure at home, and still have more allies and friends in the world.
CHELSEA CLINTON
Living such an opaque life has forced me never to take transparency, openness, and honesty for grant...
CHELSEA MANNING
Don't let your characters tell you what to do. They can be pushy. Some writers say that they cre...
CHELSEA CAIN
As I rebuild my life, I remind myself not to relive the past.
CHELSEA MANNING
I'm really into the human interest thing. I really like regular people.
CHELSEA HANDLER