I temporarily lost my hope in love, and it was temporary, thank goodness.


Shania Twain

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Thank goodness I've saved my money.
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He made it, I mean, thank goodness. He made it out just in time.
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Thank goodness I was never sent to school; it would have rubbed off some of the originality.
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Thank goodness it wasn't real sex.
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Thank goodness for the fog. It kept people home.
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Free time is death to the anxious, and thank goodness I don't have any of it right now.
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Thank goodness. We're long overdue for this.
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He's very happily married, thank goodness, and we are friends.
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Love is my sword, goodness my armor, and humor my shield.
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Music is love, love is music, music is my life and I love my life. Thank you and goodnight.
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We like to say thank goodness for that.
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Thank goodness this isn't the end of February.
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Thank goodness for Rachel Ashwell and shabby chic -- that's our inspiration.
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Thank goodness air and salvation are still free...and so is laughter.
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Thank you to Martin Scorsese - I hope my son will marry your daughter.
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Love is my Sword,
Goodness my Armor,
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Thank goodness, experience tells you to take pictures before, during and after.
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This is not a goodbye, my darling, this is a thank you. Thank you for coming into my life and giving...
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That's impressive. Thank goodness we were playing defense and getting rebounds. That kept us in the ...
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That's impressive. Thank goodness we were playing defense and getting rebounds. That kept us in the ...
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Oh my goodness, I didn't think it was going to go out.
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Thank goodness we don't live in medieval times, when people fought wars over ideas.
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Thank goodness in certainly the last 4 minutes they didn't get anything. It was a fighting, spirited...
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Music is love, love is music, music is life, and I love my life. Thank you and good night.
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At first, I was lost in you, but now you're lost on me.
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Seek goodness and be goodness. Seek beauty and be beauty. Seek love and be love.
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Thank goodness we don't live in medieval times, when people fought wars over ideas.
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Thank goodness that money came. This program could very easily have closed down in early February.
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Reason lost the battle, and all I could do was surrender and accept I was in love.
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A man can hide all things, excepting twain-- That he is drunk, and that he is in love.
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A man can hide all things, excepting twain - That he is drunk, and that he is in love.
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I pack all my love for you in this quote, hope it reaches to you. :)
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I was the - my trendsetting moment was my bar mitzvah had the first, like, temporary tattoo guy.
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MARK TWAIN
Intellectual work is misnamed; it is a pleasure, a dissipation, and is its own highest reward.
MARK TWAIN
Work and play are words used to describe the same thing under differing conditions.
MARK TWAIN
I do not like work even when someone else does it.
MARK TWAIN
Work consists of whatever a body is obliged to do, and play consists of whatever a body is not oblig...
MARK TWAIN
Often the surest way to convey misinformation is to tell the strict truth.
MARK TWAIN
Truth is neither alive nor dead; it just aggravates itself all the time.
MARK TWAIN
No real gentleman will tell the naked truth in the presence of ladies.
MARK TWAIN
We had the sky up there, and we used to lay on our backs and look up at them, and discuss whether th...
MARK TWAIN
Man is a Religious Animal. He is the only Religious Animal. He is the only animal that has the True ...
MARK TWAIN
When you ascend the hill of prosperity, may you not meet a friend.
MARK TWAIN
Prosperity is the surest breeder of insolence I know.
MARK TWAIN
Let us be thankful for the fools. But for them the rest of us could not succeed.
MARK TWAIN
We need not worry so much about what man descends from; it's what he descends to that shames the hum...
MARK TWAIN
There's always something about your success that displeases even your best friends.
MARK TWAIN
I cannot see how a man of any large degree of humorous perception can ever be religious -- except he...
MARK TWAIN
There was never a century nor a country that was short of experts who knew the Deity's mind and were...
MARK TWAIN
People are much more willing to lend you books than bookcases.
MARK TWAIN
My books are water; those of the great geniuses are wine -- everybody drinks water.
MARK TWAIN
A big leather-bound volume makes an ideal razor strap. A thin book is useful to stick under a table ...
MARK TWAIN
When the doctrine of allegiance to party can utterly up-end a man's moral constitution and make a te...
MARK TWAIN
In statesmanship get the formalities right, never mind about the moralities.
MARK TWAIN
Fleas can be taught nearly anything that a Congressman can.
MARK TWAIN
The lack of money is the root of all evils.
MARK TWAIN
His money is twice tainted: taint yours and taint mine.
MARK TWAIN
Both marriage and death ought to be welcome: The one promises happiness, doubtless the other assures...
MARK TWAIN