I tell people I'm too stupid to know what's impossible. I have ridiculously large dreams, and half the time they come true.

Half the time, I have trouble following our own pitcher's sequence.

Half the lies they tell about me aren't true.

People are always saying that prices are too high. When they turn out to be right, we anoint them. When they turn out to be wrong, we ignore them. They are typically right and wrong about half the time.

I tell people I'm too stupid to know what's impossible. I have ridiculously large dreams, and half the time they come true.

I'm not comically oriented. I get angry and I start complaining and then people start laughing. I don't even want them to laugh half the time.